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60 yr old IDJIT gErMaN dudE gets 90 COVID-19 shots , just to sell the the vaccine cards
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
To people who didn't want to get vaccinated...the cards were official with correct Covid batch #'s and were real, not fakes....

What a stupid man...

They should send his corpse to a medical school...if he dies ..
Pfizer prolly has a HIT CONTRACT out on his butt just to study body...

He has to be really full of side effects , symptoms and near death after 90 shots.
Gene363 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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A potential business plan?
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
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90 shots. Funny thing is he will still catch The ‘Rona.
RayR Online
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
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When he dies real soon from the side effects, he'll probably be mummified.

So the dipsh*t did this, even getting jabbed with different brands of vaccine "in order to sell forged vaccination cards with real vaccine batch numbers to people not wanting to get vaccinated themselves."

What some people are driven to do for money.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-04-03/man-in-germany-gets-90-covid-19-shots-to-sell-forged-passes
BuckyB93 Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
90 shots. Funny thing is he will still catch The ‘Rona.


Applause

That would be ironic. But maybe he develops some superpowers from extreme gene therapy. Step aside Spiderman, sit down Hulk, we have a new super hero in the making.

I wonder what superpowers he will get. Maybe the ability to blow snot rockets out of his nose that cures all forms of viral infections.

If you can shed and pass on the virus simply by walking past someone or being in the same room with them for longer than 15 minutes, as we've been told all along, maybe he can shed immunity in the same way.

He'll need a cool superhero name though. Moderna Man, Professor Pfizer, Rona Rebel, Covid Killer... I'm not very creative with superhero names but I picture him as like Bill the Cat from Bloom County.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
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The Wonderful Wuhan - able to eliminate any sense of smell or taste with a single glance
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
The Covid Diva-able to withstand any MANDATE forced on the peoples
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
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He won’t need a booster until June!
MACS Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
90 shots. Funny thing is he will still catch The ‘Rona.


Beat me to it...
BuckyB93 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
The Wonderful Wuhan - able to eliminate any sense of smell or taste with a single glance


RMAN4443 wrote:
The Covid Diva-able to withstand any MANDATE forced on the peoples


Lame... I expect more from you C-bidders. Maybe I'm disillusioned and I'm sure some might agree with that.

Maybe we need a comic book
https://www.amazon.com/BE-COVID-SUPERHERO-activities-superhero/dp/1910994995
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
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I'm truly ashamed of myself...stupid stupid stupid Brick wall
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
he's German.
Already a super race human, natural immunity to vaccinations
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
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They didn’t even quit after they attacked Pearl Harbor!
BuckyB93 Offline
#14 Posted:
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I could go for a brat right about now, but I don't really like brats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H_2mzLVa2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auf_S1oQQpE

But if I eat one it has to be on a brat bun. I'm not sure what the the brat bun to brat sausage ratio is when you buy them at the store but I bet if you buy them here in the US it's probably not a 1:1 ratio since we don't do the metric system and stuff.

Sauerkraut, that $hits disgusting
Sunoverbeach Offline
#15 Posted:
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There's a grass fed burger place near us that does a burger brat combo. Mmmmmm...... my heart thanks me for it
BuckyB93 Offline
#16 Posted:
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How does one feed grass to a burger?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#17 Posted:
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I may have skipped a step there in my wording
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
How does one feed grass to a burger?

one blade at a time
8trackdisco Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
90 shots.



Was this in Sacramento?
MACS Offline
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8trackdisco wrote:
Was this in Suckramento?


Fixed
8trackdisco Offline
#21 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Fixed


Heard it was Excremento.
MACS Offline
#22 Posted:
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Same same
HockeyDad Offline
#23 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Was this in Sacramento?


Our daughter has been to bars on that street. One block from the state Capitol.

8trackdisco Offline
#24 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Our daughter has been to bars on that street. One block from the state Capitol.



Huh, Do you think she was the shooter?
8trackdisco Offline
#25 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Our daughter has been to bars on that street. One block from the state Capitol.



The good news is, California's Gun laws are safe and effective.

Heard the real shooters were Trump and Damn, Racists cops.
HockeyDad Offline
#26 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Huh, Do you think she was the shooter?


Naa….she was working on organ transplant stuff on night shift so she’s got an alibi.
HockeyDad Offline
#27 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
The good news is, California's Gun laws are safe and effective.

Heard the real shooters were Trump and Damn, Racists cops.


They arrested one person for possession of a firearm by a prohibited person and possession of a machine gun and another for assault and illegal firearm possession. They are brothers.
8trackdisco Offline
#28 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Naa….she was working on organ transplant stuff on night shift so she’s got an alibi.


There aren't enough qualified piano tuners let alone people who can move organs.

Guess her not being the shooter is bittersweet.
-She won't be going to jail.
-You lose out on a potential ammo supplier.
HockeyDad Offline
#29 Posted:
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She’s heading off to physicians assistant school soon. She is going to start working with alive people.
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted:
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I think that kraut needs another dose....

For good measure...

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frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
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any reported side effects yet?
Mr. Jones Offline
#32 Posted:
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Yes...

The kraut cannot play

Layla....you got me on my knees...

Laaaayyyyy Laaaaaaa

I's gots the NUEROPATHYYYYYYYEEEEEE

THANKS TO PFIZEREEEEEEEEEEEE
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