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" The 500 BuckyB93 WON and WON'T START"
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Ram27 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 6:42 PM EST
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Argh! Whistle Whistle
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 6:46 PM EST
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This... this is a 500 slap in the face, Bucky!

Only it stings worse than that cuck Will Smith's slap!
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 6:59 PM EST
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If I won I was gonna title it “It’s Dua Lipa’s World and We Are Just Lucky To Live In It 500”
Sunoverbeach Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:08 PM EST
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Is this the new shame ridden 500?

A whole different breed of shenanigans
8trackdisco Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:10 PM EST
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Cancel Bucky!

(maybe a x# post ban for Bucky?)

What do you say, Master Ram?
BuckyB93 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:15 PM EST
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Wrong Gene hit the 500.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...Spring-Flings-and-Zings

I may be a monkey but this is not my circus
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:27 PM EST
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Bruh... even your link says you're lame.

Canceled.

BuckyB93 #500 Posted: Today, 4:06
Four NINE! NINE!
Cheno Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:35 PM EST
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So is this the new 500?
8trackdisco Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:36 PM EST
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-Hits 500.
-Admits he won the 500.
-Then comes back onto the new 500?!

Doesn't want the responsibility, but wants the benefits of a 500?

Sounds like some Northeastern Blue State Activist\Non Activist acting out.

Damned college kids.

GET OFF MY LAWN!
Gene363 Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:39 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Wrong Gene hit the 500.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...Spring-Flings-and-Zings

I may be a monkey but this is not my circus


I gave you the easy pitch and you hit it home. Beer
BuckyB93 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:47 PM EST
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Not per my views. You were 500 with the Danish bread post.

I smell some shenanigans happin'
MACS Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 7:50 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Not per my views. You were 500 with the Danish bread post.

I smell some shenanigans happin'


And you're the perpetrator of said shenanigans.

I'd be outraged, but I just can't seem to find any give a shit.
Gene363 Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:00 PM EST
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Ram cast the decision in pixels, not concrete, but just as durable, sorta, unless one had access to the server drive. Whistle
BuckyB93 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:02 PM EST
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I still can't find the lid for one of the 1.25 qt (1.18 L) Tuperware containers (actually its a Rubermaid one). I have like 6 lids that come close but just a cUN+ hair off from snap sealing. I have no clue what the vagrant lids belong to but they don't fit the 1.18 L Rubbermaid bottom.

I thought someone was in charge of fixing this issue. Sigh... you guys are worthless.
BuckyB93 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:11 PM EST
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This will throw anyone related to computers a total nutty.

Talking with my mom about the laptop I bought for her to do her church stuff with (well more like listening on the speaker phone while she talked about... whatever... I put the phone down and come back 15 min later and she wouldn't know that I left).

Anyway... I'll give you two guesses on the password that they use for the main office computer at the church.
8trackdisco Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:13 PM EST
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Psssssssst. Don't tell Bucky this but.....

Tomorrow, I'm going to the house of his parents, and unplug.... everything!
I'll plug the toaster into the VDV player.
Gene363 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:19 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Psssssssst. Don't tell Bucky this but.....

Tomorrow, I'm going to the house of his parents, and unplug.... everything!
I'll plug the toaster into the VDV player.


Just wrap little slips of paper around the zip cord socket pins. Whistle
BuckyB93 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:23 PM EST
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Joke's on you. I don't think they have a VDV player. Way to complicated to figure out how to work it.

They might have a CVR hooked up to the TV in the basement though.
MACS Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 8:25 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Joke's on you. I don't think they have a VDV player. Way to complicated to figure out how to work it.

They might have a CVR hooked up to the TV in the basement though.


I laffed...
8trackdisco Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 9:24 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Joke's on you. I don't think they have a VDV player. Way to complicated to figure out how to work it.

They might have a CVR hooked up to the TV in the basement though.


I'll bring my 8track player.
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 9:32 PM EST
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Shenanigans... Oy vey
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 9:50 PM EST
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this is why I couldn't let Ram retire.
It's a mess, and I don't have a bat.




No, that is not a bat in my pants.
MACS Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 10:13 PM EST
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Potato?
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 10:21 PM EST
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padaydah
Ram27 Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Apr 4 2022, 10:39 PM EST
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Carry on....d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 5:11 AM EST
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.... my wayward son
Morning, peoples. Tuesday's come
Moving on right through the week
Don't wanna work no more

Ba, Da, Da, Da!
Ba, Da, Da, Da!
Ba, Da, DaDaDa, Ba Da! Ba Da!
Ram27 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 5:42 AM EST
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Tuesday greetings y'all.

Enjoy..........
Cheno Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 7:02 AM EST
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Good Tuesday morning to you all.
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#29 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 7:05 AM EST
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Up and out. Early golf time since it's heating up to 90 today.
JadeRose Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 7:37 AM EST
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Is this the new Bucky Sucks 500?
Gene363 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 7:59 AM EST
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Good Tuesday Morning! It's an overcast 61° on the way to 73° with rain expected this afternoon. Tons of jet traffic and even an occasional radial engine overhead, Members of the Masters club travel in style.

Lucky for me the route to the Shooting Range in Augusta does not involve golf traffic, so I'm off to the range.
8trackdisco Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 8:46 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Is this the new Bucky Sucks 500?


...........yes. Yes it is.
BuckyB93 Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 8:55 AM EST
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I found the glitch on what I'm seeing on my end in the previous 500.

Logged in via different browser using incognito mode so it doesn't use my browser's cache. In the previous 500 I deleted my post #439 as it was a double post of my #440. You guys don't see it in your window but is shows up on mine as such:

#439 Posted: Sun, Apr 3 2022, 7:13 PM
Favorites | Undelete
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 11,852

Message was deleted by User.

So the running post count on my end is +1 from what your end sees. My end includes the the deleted post #439 as an official but deleted post.

I could undelete it and thereby make Gene the 500 winner but that would just result in more shenanigans.
8trackdisco Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:13 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I found the glitch on what I'm seeing on my end in the previous 500.

Logged in via different browser using incognito mode so it doesn't use my browser's cache. In the previous 500 I deleted my post #439 as it was a double post of my #440. You guys don't see it in your window but is shows up on mine as such:

#439 Posted: Sun, Apr 3 2022, 7:13 PM
Favorites | Undelete
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 11,852

Message was deleted by User.

So the running post count on my end is +1 from what your end sees. My end includes the the deleted post #439 as an official but deleted post.

I could undelete it and thereby make Gene the 500 winner but that would just result in more shenanigans.


If you are truly 500 Phobic, maybe you don't post once the count gets to 490. We can't have the honor of winning the 500 being besmirched. Especially by blue state college kids, fog
BuckyB93 Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:28 AM EST
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It was more of trying to figure out why what I was seeing on my is different than what everyone else was seeing on their end.

The three possibilities are...

A) A conspiracy/shenanigans from the larger group.
2) Some reasonable explanation.
III) Dementia is setting in earlier than expected.

Now, considering the audience and the chance that the larger group of asshats could coordinate a conspiracy in such a short and dynamic time frame, the latter 2 conclusions were more likely than selection A.

This would also put any NINE! posts after the deleted post #439 on that thread also invalid on my end.
BuckyB93 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:31 AM EST
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Speaking of invalid...

Who's in charge of finding CROS?
HockeyDad Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:35 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Speaking of invalid...

Who's in charge of finding CROS?


TeeDubbya
MACS Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:40 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
TeeDubbya


Who's in charge of looking for teedubbya?
HockeyDad Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:45 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Who's in charge of looking for teedubbya?


BGZ
BuckyB93 Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 10:17 AM EST
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I don't know. I think I'd choose Drafter and frank. Aren't they the muscle around here to shake the bushes and drum out the lost brothers?

Speaking of bushes, the bitch manager that runs our apartment complex (yeah quantum physics jump from bushes to bitches)... says that bird feeders will no longer be allowed and must be taken down as they attract more animals than just birds. WTF does that mean? The only animal that raids my bird feeder, other than birds, are squirrels. She doesn't like birds or squirrels?

I'm thinking she might lose this stupid mandate as many folks in the complex have bird feeders outside. I also think I'll buy another bird feeder and tag it as an "endangered species feeding area."
JadeRose Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 11:33 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Who's in charge of looking for teedubbya?



I know where tee is but I'm sworn to secrecy. I'd have to kill you and stuff. At least a good talking to.
MACS Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 12:14 PM EST
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Bird feeders bring lots of birds. Lots of birds bring lots of bird CRAP and that's probably why they want to get rid of the feeders.
Stogie1020 Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 12:39 PM EST
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I mean, if anything, ban wind-chimes. Like I need loud musical bells to tell me when it's windy. WTF do I care if the wind is blowing?
BuckyB93 Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 12:55 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Bird feeders bring lots of birds. Lots of birds bring lots of bird CRAP and that's probably why they want to get rid of the feeders.


No, the bird crap is not the issue. It's no like there is swarm of birds. Usually it'd just like chickadees, sparrows, finches, robins... small birds like that. There's a small strip of wooded area behind the parking lot where they probably nest. We have hedges lining the area between the parking lot and the building where they hide and congregate to chip and chirp during the day.

I think that when she says that bird feeders bring in unwanted animals, she's talking about skunks and/or raccoons. This I can agree on with her. In the summer, skunks and raccoons do waddle around the dumpers at the far end of the parking at night foraging for a free meal after the sun goes down but that's a dumpster thing not a bird feeder thing.

It's not like we have and infestation of the scavengers. I'd say we have a standard population of these creatures within the area we live. I, maybe see one or two skunks a month. Haven't seen a raccoon over the 3 yrs (?) I lived here. Probably 3 sightings of a possum(s) but possums are cool.

In summary, bird feeders are not the issue. In my opinion, she's just being a Kunt with a stupid request/demand. I'm not taking down our bird feeder. If she want to take it away, no biggie. $15 and I'll buy another.

See, I'm like a rebel and stuff... challenging big organization for the rights of freedom and the lives nature.... and stuff
BuckyB93 Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 12:58 PM EST
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I think if I put a sticker on it saying "endangered species feeding area" I could probably qualify for some government grant or something.
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#46 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 12:58 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I don't know. I think I'd choose Drafter and frank. Aren't they the muscle around here to shake the bushes and drum out the lost brothers?

Speaking of bushes, the bitch manager that runs our apartment complex (yeah quantum physics jump from bushes to bitches)...


Not a leap. Many bitches have bushes.
8trackdisco Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 1:06 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
No, the bird crap is not the issue. It's no like there is swarm of birds. Usually it'd just like chickadees, sparrows, finches, robins... small birds like that. There's a small strip of wooded area behind the parking lot where they probably nest. We have hedges lining the area between the parking lot and the building where they hide and congregate to chip and chirp during the day.

I think that when she says that bird feeders bring in unwanted animals, she's talking about skunks and/or raccoons. This I can agree on with her. In the summer, skunks and raccoons do waddle around the dumpers at the far end of the parking at night foraging for a free meal after the sun goes down but that's a dumpster thing not a bird feeder thing.


-Let her know you want to help her.
-People (especially those over 50) particularly like the birds. Nature is relaxing, good for mood, happiness and stress relief.
-If she wants to point to the feeders as luring undesirable animals, tell her you understand. Tell her you really want to be saaaafe and therefor want the dumpsters removed (coons) the grass all tore up (allergies and rabbits) and all the flowers be removed (again allergies) and bees (people going into shock when stung.

Does she/the complex have a Twitter handle? Share that with the crew here and let us go to work. Put me in, Coach.
MACS Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 1:08 PM EST
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Wait, wait, waaaaaait...

You have Twitter?
8trackdisco Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 1:30 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Wait, wait, waaaaaait...

You have Twitter?


Not really. Sort of. Technically Yes. Operationally, mostly not.
BuckyB93 Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 1:58 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
-Let her know you want to help her.
-People (especially those over 50) particularly like the birds. Nature is relaxing, good for mood, happiness and stress relief.
-If she wants to point to the feeders as luring undesirable animals, tell her you understand. Tell her you really want to be saaaafe and therefor want the dumpsters removed (coons) the grass all tore up (allergies and rabbits) and all the flowers be removed (again allergies) and bees (people going into shock when stung.

Does she/the complex have a Twitter handle? Share that with the crew here and let us go to work. Put me in, Coach.


I'm not one to outwardly protest stupid $hit like this. More passively. If she orders the landscaping and/or building maintenance guys to remove bird feeders, they might or just blow her off.

If they do get taken down, I'll just buy another. If this is the battle she chooses to take for this coming spring or summer, I'm armed for a war of attrition. Ultimately it's not that big of a deal but "his aggression will not stand man!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJjCnWm5cvE

(a great scene from The Big Lebowski, but the relevant quote is at the 1:50 mark. Maybe I should pay her a visit in her office wearing a robe and slippers)
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