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TiGeR wOOds "NOT ALLOWED" to use a golf cart at the masTers
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:19 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Not because of his injuries πŸ€• πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•

But only because every participant in the masters is afraid that he will crash into them if he drives one....

Because we ( and they) all know "what an excellent driver" that man child is...
And how he "always drives sober"....
alleDgEdly!!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He is a human pharmacy when he gets behind any automotive steering wheel but he has
(alleDgEdly) all the $$$ IT TAKES TO PAY OFF COPS AND QUELL ANY D.U.I.CHARGES OR INVESTIGATIONS ( JUST LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN and his bitch boy Barry the FBI-SSG GREENLIGHTING PRIIICK)

Yeahhhhhhhh

Rrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt!!!!

That dude takes so many pills
( alleDgEdly)for pain and nerves plus salt peter to quell his love urges...

that HE DRIVES WORSE THAN ???

MR. MAGOO...

THE old BLIND cartoon character AKA JIM BAkKUS AKA THORNTON HOWELL THE III
BuckyB93 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:22 PM EST
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Posts: 14,184
Mr. Jones wrote:
Not because of his injuries πŸ€• πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•

But only because every participant in the masters is afraid that he will crash into them if he drives one....

Because we ( and they) all know "what an excellent driver" that man child is...
And how he "always drives sober"....
alleDgEdly!!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He is a human pharmacy when he gets behind any automotive steering wheel but he has
(alleDgEdly) all the $$$ IT TAKES TO PAY OFF COPS AND QUELL ANY D.U.I.CHARGES OR INVESTIGATIONS ( JUST LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN and his bitch boy Barry the FBI-SSG GREENLIGHTING PRIIICK)

Yeahhhhhhhh

Rrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt!!!!

That dude takes so many pills
( alleDgEdly)for pain and nerves plus salt peter to quell his love urges...

that HE DRIVES WORSE THAN ???

MR. MAGOO...

THE old BLIND cartoon character AKA JIM BAkKUS AKA THORNTON HOWELL THE III



It's Thurston Howell the III. Get it right lovey
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 9:25 PM EST
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NOOOO

It's THORNTON

MR. I can't name a 500 πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘Άbaby....

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
Mike3316 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 10:52 PM EST
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No one on the golf course is afraid of Eldrick anymore. Now ... the parking lot is a different story.
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2022, 10:58 PM EST
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think Augusta allows any carts on the course…..
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2022, 11:50 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think Augusta allows any carts on the course…..


Nor does any course during a PGA tournament. (I think there was one exception for a totally disabled golfer years ago.)
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2022, 8:43 PM EST
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By the time TIGER gets there...he will be steering a wheelchair with his mooouuufffff and tongue...

And

Tigger Will be demanding a golf cart...via the ACLU LAWS-OHHH-DA' DISABLED SPORTSMEN CLAUSE...

His caddy and driver will be that goofy drunk fat blond haired guy from the 1980's who used to drive golf balls further than anyone ever had...John Daley is his name...drinking and driving is his game...he don't need no happy pills like the tiger EATS DAY LIKE PEZ CANDY OUT OF A TWEETY BIRD DISPENSER....EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR..ITS CRUNCH A MUNCH O PAIN KILLERS FO' THE
CAT-MAN-DUUU TIGER BOYEEEE...πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜»πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½πŸ™€πŸ˜ΏπŸ˜ΎπŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ―πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…

alleDgEdly
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2022, 8:48 PM EST
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#5 Z

You stand corrected...

W.R.O.N.G.!!!

IN MY BEST PBS POLITICAL PUNDINT YELLING VOICE
OF JOHN MCLAUGHLIN!!!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHA

WRONG!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2022, 8:50 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
The McLaughlin Group

The PBS NEWS HOUR SUNDAY PUNDIT SHOW FROM THE 1980'S....

"WRONG!!!"
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Apr 7 2022, 1:16 PM EST
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Get off my LAWN 🐯
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Apr 7 2022, 4:41 PM EST
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Posts: 60,589
You internet a lot.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Apr 7 2022, 5:24 PM EST
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You kid, but my first job was at a golf course, and I was banned from driving carts because it was deemed I was a danger to my coworkers
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 7 2022, 5:44 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Nor does any course during a PGA tournament. (I think there was one exception for a totally disabled golfer years ago.)


Casey Martin - but he wasn’t totally disabled:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Martin#Professional_golf_career
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 7 2022, 9:05 PM EST
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He ( Casey) had a "capper" license plate
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Apr 12 2022, 8:59 AM EST
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Who won?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Apr 12 2022, 9:10 AM EST
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Some guy that dresses funny that didn't need a cart.
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