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8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 3:28 PM EST
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With Drafter drafting in at 501.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 3:29 PM EST
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He's gonna need TP for his bunghole... and stuff... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 3:32 PM EST
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Drafter gets the assist.
I asked him to flash his boobs to SOB, temporarily blinding him.
Abrignac Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 3:41 PM EST
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Hi ho cornholio away they go.
Ram27 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 3:45 PM EST
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Well done 8 congrats on the win. ram27bat Applause ram27bat
Speyside2 Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 3:54 PM EST
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Good win 8.
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 4:03 PM EST
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Congrats to 8 on the new 500.
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 4:12 PM EST
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Is this the new 500?
8trackdisco Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 4:15 PM EST
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Thank you, Brothers.

Sunday blessings to all.
BuckyB93 Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 4:26 PM EST
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According to my screen, Drafter hit the 500.

Might want to check again.
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 4:42 PM EST
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Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 4:55 PM EST
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Was it that many times? I've lost count
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 5:01 PM EST
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Damn that Bucky!!!
Up to his shenanigans again…
Sunoverbeach Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 5:12 PM EST
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Huh! There is a one post discrepancy between desktop mode and the mobile version. Not sure how that plays out in an official ruling
BuckyB93 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 5:34 PM EST
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Well... there might be just a smidgin of shenanigans. Apparently the mobile version still counts a post that may or may not have been deleted... so kinda busted there... thanks SOB for your investigative reporting.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling SOBs!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 5:37 PM EST
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Jinkies! It was old man Bucky all along
BuckyB93 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 5:42 PM EST
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Now, if you'd stop distracting me I have a final paper to finish before midnight tonight. It's a 20% swing in the final grade. Do I want an A or settle with a C? I'm thinking A is probably better than a C.
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 5:51 PM EST
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Deciding between another silent protest or a rage quit… Think
Ram27 Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 6:46 PM EST
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One Nein .Herfing
MACS Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:30 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
According to my screen, Drafter hit the 500.

Might want to check again.


You rode the furkin short bus to school, too... and your track record is for sheit.

Sooooo... much love to brother 8track for a legit win and a timely restart.
MACS Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:32 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Jinkies! It was old man Bucky all along


Just more gat damn shenanigans... when we all agreed it was just going to be monkey bidness!
MACS Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:35 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Deciding between another silent protest or a rage quit… Think


Rage quitting seems to be the norm.

I prefer CelticBomber's technique. He just ignores all you f-ckbags until he feels like participating.

No fanfare. No rage quit. No Bullsheit. Just walks away until he feels like walking back.

*golf clap*
8trackdisco Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:42 PM EST
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I tend to be more of. a Rage Stayer..
Sometimes a Rage Starter.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:43 PM EST
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I rage against the dying of the light, and on occasion, the machine
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:49 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I rage against the dying of the light, and on occasion, the machine


Bravo, sir...

However... I ask you, why can we not be sober?

I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
MACS Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 7:57 PM EST
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I might be blasting Schism right now... so loud my neighbors now know all the words.

I know the pieces fit...
MACS Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 8:48 PM EST
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Genesis

Abacab... turn it on again, bitches... then turn it UP!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 8:54 PM EST
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Wait! I Wasn't done with Tool yet.

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullsh1t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Ram27 Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 9:12 PM EST
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Two Nein Beer
MACS Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 11:04 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Wait! I Wasn't done with Tool yet.

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullsh1t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks


Sounds like you need an Aenema... HA!
BuckyB93 Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 11:14 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You rode the furkin short bus to school, too... and your track record is for sheit.

Sooooo... much love to brother 8track for a legit win and a timely restart.


I resurrected the deleted post from the dead to correct the space time continuum and give brother 8 his 500.

I can change it back though if Drafter shares his "saw her boobs" collection.
BuckyB93 Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Apr 24 2022, 11:43 PM EST
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So went into the Boston to see the Blueman Group today. It's a good show and recommended it if you haven't seen them yet (they have shows in most larger cities across the states).

Went to a little pizza place in the theater district (forget the name) where you can make you own pizza and stuff. Acutally they made them. Kinda like a Chipole thing but pizza. Pick your crust, toppings and stuff and they make it for you.

Went to the show and everyone really enjoyed it. Rainman didn't freak out and was really into the show.

Walking back to the parking garage, there's this dude in a suit talking on a cell phone walking past us. My first thought was, "He looks like a Kennedy" Facial features, ginger hair.. pretty sure he's a Kennedy. Yep Joe Kennedy III.

One member of my 3 member entourage picked him out too. She smuggles him with a hug. "You should have won! I love you, I voted for you! Do you know my sister? She she's in the drum and bugle corps that did that charity event last fall in Fitchburg, you were there... remember? " He was kind, collected and hugged back and patronized her.

I'd be interested to hear what was said on the cell phone after that.
"Joe, what just happened? Sounds like to got accosted."
"Yeah just some crazy woman on the street gave me a hug."
Stogie1020 Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 12:09 AM EST
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Did the birthday circuit this weekend with the kids for all their friend's parties.

Two a days or three a days get tough fast.

Same parents, same cheap cold pizza, same cupcakes, same sugar spiked and then depressed kids lashing out.

Calgon, take me away...
izonfire Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 12:16 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I resurrected the deleted post from the dead to correct the space time continuum and give brother 8 his 500.

I can change it back though if Drafter shares his "saw her boobs" collection.

Such a manipulator…
izonfire Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 12:20 AM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Did the birthday circuit this weekend with the kids for all their friend's parties.

Two a days or three a days get tough fast.

Same parents, same cheap cold pizza, same cupcakes, same sugar spiked and then depressed kids lashing out.

Calgon, take me away...

Sure, rub it in you basturd.
You know I can’t have children…
BuckyB93 Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 1:28 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Sure, rub it in you basturd.
You know I can’t have children…


Maybe you haven't found the right seasoning or method of cooking them. Additionally, dressing up as a creepy clown is not the best way to hunt for them. Summer is coming so maybe an ice cream truck might help attract them.
BuckyB93 Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 1:43 AM EST
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Got a week off from school so that means I should have about an extra 6-8 hours a day to burn. Prolly should start some seeds for the container garden I'm planing to do. Meanwhile I gotta get some sweet soil for the containers and mix in some compost.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 5:26 AM EST
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Monday tis upon us once again. Could be worse. No reason. If I tell myself that maybe I'll believe it
Gene363 Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 6:44 AM EST
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It feels kinda inadequate just posting, Good Monday Morning!

It's 59° on the way to 88° today.
8trackdisco Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 6:59 AM EST
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45 degrees. High projected to be 46.
The sun is out and just the lightest of breezes.
Have a super sparkly day.
Ram27 Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 8:26 AM EST
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Go forth on this Monday peeps. RollEyes
Stogie1020 Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 11:42 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Sure, rub it in you basturd.
You know I can’t have children…

I thought you just couldn't be within 200 yards of OTHER people's children? My bad...
BuckyB93 Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 11:43 AM EST
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Mid fidddies here and a little overcast. Landscapers were out around 8:00 AM with full team of leaf blowers going. Spring clean up to clear leftover leaves from the grass areas and the parking lot from the winter sand, and an edger around the bushes and $hit. In the next few weeks they'll prolly be coming buy to add mulch. Prolly at 8 AM with one of those big mulch blower/spreader thingies.

The bird feeders that people have out have not been confiscated yet by the control freak building manager.

Gotta get on the horn with Mom. She called last night and apparently her printer is only printing in B&W.

Short discussion as I was trying to finish up my final term paper and get submitted before the deadline. Prof graded it this morning... 100% baby! Locked in an A for that class, still waiting on final grades for the other one.

Back to tech challenged Mom... possible printer solutions:
1) Did you check to see if you are out of colored ink?
2) Is your printer settings set to only print in B&W?
BuckyB93 Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 11:48 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Sure, rub it in you basturd.
You know I can’t have children…


Maybe you need a better recipe. Ed Gein or Jeffrey Dahmer might have been a good resource but they are both dead and stuff.
MACS Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 11:50 AM EST
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Already 71 out there... but the dog has been walked.

Sposta be 86 today. Sheesh.
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#46 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 11:56 AM EST
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I just noticed a new cigar bar opened up the street from my office... I may need to have all my calls forwarded there.

Currently the only close one is a very pricey "membership" place that I am amazed is still in business. I have never seen a single person inside it besides the owner.
HockeyDad Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 12:00 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
I just noticed a new cigar bar opened up the street from my office... I may need to have all my calls forwarded there.

Currently the only close one is a very pricey "membership" place that I am amazed is still in business. I have never seen a single person inside it besides the owner.


It’s cover for a meth lab.
Stogie1020 Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 12:51 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
It’s cover for a meth lab.

Awesome, I hope they open a drive-through.
Ram27 Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 1:11 PM EST
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Forty NEIN. Frying pan
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#50 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 1:14 PM EST
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Mellow
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