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Sunoverbeach Offline
#451 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 6:47 AM EST
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Chit, it is Wed isn't it? Dang holidays
deadeyedick Offline
#452 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 6:57 AM EST
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Morning folks. Out for a stroll.
MACS Offline
#453 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 8:36 AM EST
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Yep... Monday holiday makes Tuesday trash day roll into Wednesday.

So it's Wednesday, but it sure feels like a Tuesday. Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#454 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 8:57 AM EST
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I enjoy some good trash talking.
My trash is out today due to the Holiday too.
Next week will go back to Tuesday and all will be right with the world.

As long as I have the mic, I'd like to share a trash story from my youth.
My father decided to give me the chore of taking out the barrels and bringing them back inside when I was 8.
Wednesday was pick up day so the trash went out Tuesday evening, seemed simple enough.
He went over the logistics and then asked me to recite the days of the week.

I replied as one would expect, only to learn the new names that have stuck with me for 60 years and counting...
Sunday, Monday, Barrels Out, Barrels In, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
8trackdisco Offline
#455 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 9:56 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I enjoy some good trash talking.
My trash is out today due to the Holiday too.
Next week will go back to Tuesday and all will be right with the world.

As long as I have the mic, I'd like to share a trash story from my youth.
My father decided to give me the chore of taking out the barrels and bringing them back inside when I was 8.
Wednesday was pick up day so the trash went out Tuesday evening, seemed simple enough.
He went over the logistics and then asked me to recite the days of the week.

I replied as one would expect, only to learn the new names that have stuck with me for 60 years and counting...
Sunday, Monday, Barrels Out, Barrels In, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.




Love a good, trashy story.

I refuse to make further commentary.
8trackdisco Offline
#456 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 9:59 AM EST
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4-5-6.

Dog and bike done. 8k on the FB. KTG was attacked on our walk by some pissy 10 pound, dirty snowball of a dog. KTG won on points.

Coffee down, watching The Naked and the Dead.

It isn't about necrophilia at all.
deadeyedick Offline
#457 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 11:09 AM EST
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Welcome to June and the hottest days of the year in Az also known as lizard life. Days are now around 100/75 and will be going up110 - to 115+ or more several days. Actually it's not the most uncomfortable month as the RH is very low. July and Aug will be worse because of the rise in RH with the summer monsoon kicks in even though the temps come down a little.

Great time for golf as tee times are plentiful, no snow birds and even resort courses can be played for $25-$40 when their winter rates are $200+. Play early mornings and be off the course before noon. No problems with traffic and restaurants are not crowded.
deadeyedick Offline
#458 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 11:15 AM EST
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Now lets get this old 500 outta here.
MACS Offline
#459 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 11:35 AM EST
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Yessir... dog walked and fed. Showered and ready for the day.

Need to figure out what's on da menu for today. I'ze hungry after the 5 miler.
frankj1 Offline
#460 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 11:54 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Love a good, trashy story.

I refuse to make further commentary.

must...resist...laughing...
8trackdisco Offline
#461 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 12:21 PM EST
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Think I just nuked my colon.

Sometimes I can..... overdo things a bit. You want an example, eh?

Been getting in generally better shape. Decided to make a smoothie.

An avocado.
Two bananas.
Cup of strawberries.
Tablespoon of honey.
Handful of spinach.
Few ice cubes.
Half cup of water.

Tasty concoction. About 24 ounces in yield.

30 minutes later, the tummy is.... a bit unsettled.

Don't have to ask how this is going to.. end.
Stogie1020 Offline
#462 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 12:37 PM EST
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8track, you know that one scene in Dumb and Dumber?... Yeah, that one.
8trackdisco Offline
#463 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 12:38 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
8track, you know that one scene in Dumb and Dumber?... Yeah, that one.



Full of crap
MACS Offline
#464 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 1:41 PM EST
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Yeah, bruddah... stay close to a toilet for the rest of the day. I think when that concoction runs its course, you won't get much of a countdown.
8trackdisco Offline
#465 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 4:17 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah, bruddah... stay close to a toilet for the rest of the day. I think when that concoction runs its course, you won't get much of a countdown.


Some uncomfortableness and some odd gut sounds, but no breeching of the sphincter dam.
Stogie1020 Offline
#466 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 4:20 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Some uncomfortableness and some odd gut sounds, but no breeching of the sphincter dam.

the minute you are a little too far away from a commode... Go for a long walk, why don't ya?
Stogie1020 Offline
#467 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 4:22 PM EST
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I just went and visited a new Shpo that opened up near my office. They have WiFi and comfortable chairs to work from. This could become a problem.
MACS Offline
#468 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 5:42 PM EST
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Afternoon, gents...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#469 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 6:15 PM EST
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Stogie, the problem I have is the comfy chairs, Wi-Fi and TV at the shpo make me not want to work
SmokeMonkey Offline
#470 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 7:31 PM EST
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Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening.
8trackdisco Offline
#471 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 8:53 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening.


Monkey, monkey, monkey!

How are you?
Palama Offline
#472 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 8:56 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening.


Said in my best Busa voice

U still alive? Gonz
Sunoverbeach Offline
#473 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 8:58 PM EST
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Hey! I remember that guy
Palama Offline
#474 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 9:26 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Hey! I remember that guy


Woop woop
rfenst Offline
#475 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 9:51 PM EST
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Waz up?
Ram27 Offline
#476 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 9:52 PM EST
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Smoke 🐒
frankj1 Offline
#477 Posted: Wed, Jun 1 2022, 10:51 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening.

Hey!
Sorry I never called you back a few years ago.

You gonna hang around?
izonfire Offline
#478 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 12:50 AM EST
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And that’s why I never call Papa and check in.
For fear he’ll never call back…
Sunoverbeach Offline
#479 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 5:00 AM EST
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Morning, peoples. Thursday for sure this time.

I expect to see a shiny new 500 by the time I'm out of work today
deadeyedick Offline
#480 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 7:04 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening.


Monkeypox!

Out at dawn for a 5 miler and then headed for the hills for a few days. Just found out they have opened a Total Wine a few miles from out mountain house so no more need to schlep liquid provisions up from the Valley.
Ram27 Offline
#481 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 7:38 AM EST
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Greeting end of 500 Thursday peeps.
MACS Offline
#482 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 8:04 AM EST
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Good morning dudes.

Just a shade past 6am... need to get my own 5 miler done soon. 56 headed for 88.
8trackdisco Offline
#483 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 8:11 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:


You gonna hang around?


Perhaps you should get on the vine with the monkey?
8trackdisco Offline
#484 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 8:14 AM EST
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Awaiting the second appearance of yesterday's smoothie. 20 ounces of coffee and the same amount of water has the turbines starting to spin.
Stogie1020 Offline
#485 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 11:07 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Stogie, the problem I have is the comfy chairs, Wi-Fi and TV at the shpo make me not want to work


Lol, I hear you. My usual shpo is too comfy (and too far from my office). This one has lots of tables with "club" style chairs I can acutally sit and work in, and the TV was off when I walked in yesterday. However, it has a very nice and fully stocked bar with lot's of Buffalo Trace products... I may need to try out this whole "working remotely" thing.
HockeyDad Offline
#486 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 11:17 AM EST
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Shower glass installed. Turns out we do not have enough tile for the back splash. Scramble mode engaged.
MACS Offline
#487 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 11:26 AM EST
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Departed on dog walk at 0635 at 56 degrees.

Returned at 0835 at 68 degrees. Not sure how many steps that is, but pretty sure it was 5+ miles.
8trackdisco Offline
#488 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 12:48 PM EST
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30 minute dog walk completed.

Poor planning but good execution on the bike ride. Made it the six plus miles from home to the Fox River. Rode along the river, was beautiful. The downside was 98.2% of the pedal back was uphill.

Home and now ready to die.
Ram27 Offline
#489 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:12 PM EST
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Picked up Watermelon from
Wally World delicious. Applause

Good price $4.80.
rfenst Offline
#490 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:14 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Picked up Watermelon from
Wally World delicious. Applause

Good price $4.80.

Let's kill this thread!
Ram27 Offline
#491 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:16 PM EST
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ram27bat
HockeyDad Offline
#492 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:16 PM EST
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I could go for some watermelon right now
rfenst Offline
#493 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:17 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Picked up Watermelon from
Wally World delicious. Applause

Good price $4.80.

Same price here reduced from like $8.
Very good.
Ram27 Offline
#494 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:17 PM EST
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Shame on you
Ram27 Offline
#495 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:19 PM EST
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Indeed Robert. Applause
Ram27 Offline
#496 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:20 PM EST
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Name it or blame it. Think
Ram27 Offline
#497 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:21 PM EST
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I'm done fog
Ram27 Offline
#498 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:32 PM EST
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Think
Ram27 Offline
#499 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:33 PM EST
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Cowards Brick wall
DrafterX Offline
#500 Posted: Thu, Jun 2 2022, 1:44 PM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
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