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I want to personally thank you for making every American not living off of government bread crumbs feel like a movie star. You fucked all of us.

Great move yesterday with baby formula. Unfortunately the FDA created the problem that has hospitalized babies and is driving parents crazy. Here is the simple truth. They shut down Abbot's production facility because three infants became ill from a rare virus or bacteria and 2 died. Oddly enough the virus or bacteria, I do not remember which, has not been found at the plant. Still the FDA found a reason to shut them down for months, you know, saving face. I wonder, do you play the violin?

The price of fuel is crushing our economy and destroying many families in the process. Maybe perhaps you could work on this? Most all of us do not want to live on government breadcrumbs, and your all to happy to move that direction. Finish the Kestone pipeline. Allow fracing. Open up government land for drilling, you know, like you were going to do and caved to special interests. Oh that defense act thingy? Use it again. Producers, Refineries, Petroleum Companies and such. They won't like it but most of America will. OPEC you say? Take away the goodies we give them and the military protection we give them. Spend that money here, you know, in America for Americans. Say like converting vehicles to LPG and building LPG stations. I'm pretty sure you know how to play the violin. I for one am tired of America being OPEC's bltch.

What is that you say? Look at the strength we are showing in Ukraine. No sir, you are letting countries like Turkey make fools of us. What is that you say? Putin can use nukes. Read their policy on firing a nuke. Putin on his own cannot fire a nuke. Stand up like Harry Truman, oh, if only you were Harry Truman, or Teddy Roosevelt. We have the most powerful military in the world. What is that you say? China and Russia are more powerful. Well, we now know Russia is a third world country. China you say? The still have to lockdown due to SARS-COVID2. Their scientists cannot make a viable vaccine. Why do you believe their propaganda that they are a military power? Oh, they have massive amounts of military personnel, and weapons. So does Russia.

Just letting off some steam. Carry on!

It's good to vent, it keeps the pressure from building!

Truman dropped atomic bombs to end a war. Less Americans and Japanese died because he he made the right choice with an impossible decision. Teddy gave a 90 minute speech while bleed profusely from being shot. Teddy did speak softly and carry a big stick. I want a tough guy as our president.

I’d love to see Plugs n Hoe take half the slings and arrows the establishment machine chucked at Cheeto. Just half…..

Sincerely,
Guy who didn’t vote for Cheeto

Don't be spreading that ahistorical propaganda that the mass murder of civilians is ever the right choice. Putin and Biden are listening.

Teddy was a nutbag progressive as President, That's the kind of president you like?
I hear the commie author Doris Kearns Goodwin has a TR documentary coming up on the History Channel. She loves the most violent and authoritarian constitution usurping warmongering presidents. I'm sure it will be a tribute to TR's greatness.

Well... 81 million people voted for the dipsh*t in chief, if you can believe that nonsense....

I think 41 million of them were dead or had their votes changed for them.

A little too fast & loose with Putins nukes for me

We're a 3rd world country now

Everyone else has formula & energy

We're too busy punching our self in the face

Now punch yourself in the face or you're a racist Ultra in the Great MAGA Kings service

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
The first mathematician orders a beer
The second orders half a beer
"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies
"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2
"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."
"Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along"
"There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to."
"But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-"
"I know how limits work" interjects the bartender "Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics"
"Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?"
"HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches
Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade. The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA"
The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!"
The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish.
A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?"
"It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."

Maybe that was the backup plan