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Florida Man Caught With His Pants Down...
RayR Offline
#1 Posted:
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Florida driver receiving oral sex slams head-on into FedEx truck: Officials

PAUL SACCA
June 03, 2022

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A Florida man smashed his car into an oncoming FedEx truck while he was receiving oral sex from a woman in the passenger seat, according to officials.

A black SUV drove directly into a FedEx van in Fort Lauderdale on Thursday. The two individuals in the SUV were naked, according to Newsweek.

At the time of the head-on collision, the woman in the passenger seat was performing oral sex on the male driver, according to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue – who responded to the scene.

The two FedEx employees in the van reportedly suffered minor injuries.

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https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-man-oral-sex-car-accident
deadeyedick Offline
#2 Posted:
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It wasn’t MACS …. Yet
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Robert?
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Did she bite it off?
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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"News and information for people who love America"

theblaze
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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title of the thread tells me MACS will fit right in down in Florida...
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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I see how it is...
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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you aint sposeda look it when you hang it out...you sposeda stare back at peeps who dare to look at it...
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
title of the thread tells me MACS will fit right in down in Florida...

nah, he insists on being the driver.
bgz Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Did she bite it off?


Always had a phobia of that.

Road head is scary.
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
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Prolly not as scary as da guy you were blowing.. Mellow
RayR Offline
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^ LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
bgz Offline
#13 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Prolly not as scary as da guy you were blowing.. Mellow


I wasn't sure how you got there... just realized you have phobia of choking. Slow it down there big guy.
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
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He can't match up to Frank's manhood NO MO'...

OUCH!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted:
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Who was the "catcher"?
MACS Offline
#16 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
nah, he insists on being the driver.


Um, thanks... I think?
rfenst Offline
#17 Posted:
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My cousin had an MVA crash case where the guy was driving on I-4 at like 60mph. His girl was giving him a blow-job when e ran into the back of a street sweeper on I-4 at full speed. He was killed instantly. She ended up un the floor and came to with his severed ****** in her mouth....
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