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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 9:02 PM EST
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Hip replacement tomorrow............. absolutely dreading it but it must be done.Hoping when I heal up I can get my foot high enough to kick Z's ass.........again.BTW I picked up my incentive to live and heal today,a new to me 22' Blue Wave center console.If that don't make a fisherman want to get bettah nothing will.
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 9:06 PM EST
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Good luck! Soon you will have superhuman powers like the Six Million Dollar Man.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 9:06 PM EST
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Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your hip's extended warranty


Good luck and a speedy recovery to you
Cheno Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 9:21 PM EST
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Hope for the best recovery
Palama Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 9:56 PM EST
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Best wishes for a successful procedure and speedy recovery.

Gonna LOVE to see you kick Z in the azz in, hopefully, October. 🦵
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 10:03 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Best wishes for a successful procedure and speedy recovery.

Gonna LOVE to see you kick Z in the azz in, hopefully, October. 🦵



We definitely gonna need video
deadeyedick Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 10:41 PM EST
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Best of luck Ron. Heal up quick.
Stogie1020 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 10:42 PM EST
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Good luck! Hope you have a hot nurse!
Ram27 Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 10:45 PM EST
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Good vibes sent your way.
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 10:48 PM EST
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You'll be fine, buddy!
BuckyB93 Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Jun 5 2022, 11:59 PM EST
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Ugh, hopefully it works out well. Once it's done and healed I suspect a lot of physical therapy will be part of the prescription.

My town is full of old farts.

While working at the circus (Walmart) I see and have met handful of old folks that come in and do physical therapy there. I thought it was kinda odd that the same old geezers would come in every couple of days and not buy anything. Then I learned, with talking with them, that they use it for physical therapy... lean on a shopping cart and do laps around the store to work out the knee or hip replacement and stuff.

If you need a cart to walk around Wally World, come on up. Just mention my name and any seltzer water is on me (unless you want key lime seltzer water... I think Walmart banned it after teedub kept stealing it).
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 4:05 AM EST
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Good luck today!
bassman45 Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:05 AM EST
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Good luck Ron,had mine replaced Dec. 2019 best thing ever! They'll have you up and walking (with a walker) the same day!
Abrignac Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:19 AM EST
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Good luck Ron.
Burner02 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:26 AM EST
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Good luck on the new body part today. If it helps any, my knee ortho told me that the hip is the easist with the knee next and then the shoulder,

You will be up and about in no time.

And the word is that you could kick Z's ass even with the bad hip.
Gene363 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:26 AM EST
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Pray
Whistlebritches Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:43 AM EST
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Thanks gentleman.......and the old goat,you know who you are.

If I haven't checked back in by Wednesday I know where you can get a few good bottles of bourbon and maybe 5-700 cigars with minimal labor..............IIRC I believe her exact words were " if you don't come home I'm tossing that schit out".Maybe this is more in Jonesy's department
rfenst Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 9:32 AM EST
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Hope you feel better soon, Ron.
I want a report on how those cigars are smoking for you. LOL.
Get well soon!!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 9:36 AM EST
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So, sounds like we could head there this afternoon for some trick or treating with minimal argument
BuckyB93 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 10:56 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Thanks gentleman.......and the old goat,you know who you are.

If I haven't checked back in by Wednesday I know where you can get a few good bottles of bourbon and maybe 5-700 cigars with minimal labor..............IIRC I believe her exact words were "if you don't come home I'm tossing that schit out".Maybe this is more in Jonesy's department


LOL

Hope everything goes well. Have them check out your tie rod guards while they are in there.

I find modern medicine amazing with how they can replace parts of the human body like that considering that the human body is the most sophisticated and complex machine on earth.

Go in, rip out the old joint, put in a new one and get you back on your feet in a few of weeks.

All the advances they have made in our life time is mind blowing.
rpnociti Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 12:10 PM EST
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Hope all goes well for you today.
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 12:36 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
LOL

Hope everything goes well. Have them check out your tie rod guards while they are in there.

.



We'll need pictures. I know a guy that had a new hip put in a coupla years ago. Me and another Buddy stopped by his place the day after to take him some grub and check on him and he answered the door like nothing had happened. He was FINE. It was incredible.
Speyside2 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 12:40 PM EST
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Prayers sent and good luck.
madspackler Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 1:48 PM EST
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Hip replacement has become so common as to be routine surgery. Save your worries and put the effort into the rehab that will be required.

BTW - That boat sound pretty sweet and a great incentive to heal up and get out on the water.
deadeyedick Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 1:54 PM EST
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Might as well get the Frankie Tripod insert as long as they are in the vicinity anyway.
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 2:07 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
BTW I picked up my incentive to live and heal today,a new to me 22' Blue Wave center console.If that don't make a fisherman want to get bettah nothing will.



TW has a kayak.... Mellow


Prolly won't hurt a bit... Anxious
RayR Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 2:43 PM EST
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Ron, when you finish getting those new man-made replacement parts installed is over, you can then say you are transhuman.
jespear Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 3:31 PM EST
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Sending thoughts and prayers your way, Ron, and yes . . . I would check into getting the FTP surgery, as DED suggested. ThumpUp
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 3:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
TW has a kayak.... Mellow


Prolly won't hurt a bit... Anxious



His damn kayak probably cost more than Whistles damn boat…

Y’all notice how much Whistlebritches DOESN’T want my yard gars from the blind review? He’ll do anything to not have to smoke them.
ZRX1200 Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:27 PM EST
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Got word from Whistlebritches his surgery went well, no confirmation if paying off the surgeon for an extra “newlywed knot” worked. And his night nurse Tyrone checked in with him and offered him a massage and a sponge bath.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:41 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Might as well get the Frankie Tripod insert as long as they are in the vicinity anyway.

I heard the demand far exceeds the current supply.

Good news on the good news
frankj1 Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:49 PM EST
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it just so happens that I pm'd Ron a few days ago and he accepted my offer of some tripod starter cells in a petrie dish.
They will grow quickly, I assure you all.

Once he signs up for RomneyCare, the procedure will be covered.

F. Tripod
bgz Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 10:18 PM EST
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Sounds painful, especially if Franky is trying to get in him.

GL
ZRX1200 Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 10:48 PM EST
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RomneyCare?

He told me Teedubya was gonna run them on as a topical cream.
RMAN4443 Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 11:47 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
it just so happens that I pm'd Ron a few days ago and he accepted my offer of some tripod starter cells in a petrie dish.
They will grow quickly, I assure you all.

Once he signs up for RomneyCare, the procedure will be covered.

F. Tripod

I heard they grow even more quickly if you give them a rub every now and then...Anxious

a late good luck, whistle, and a somewhat more timely congratulations on the
mechanical improvement...=d>
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 4:30 PM EST
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you'll be up and walking on your hind legs soon, Ron.
Whistlebritches Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 6:13 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
We'll need pictures. I know a guy that had a new hip put in a coupla years ago. Me and another Buddy stopped by his place the day after to take him some grub and check on him and he answered the door like nothing had happened. He was FINE. It was incredible.



Could've walked out the hospital but they won't let ya............got home threw the borrowed walker in the closet.Doorbell rang and the guy I paid to take care of the lawn the next few weeks is standing there needing a key to the back gate.While I walked to the back gate key in hand my loving wife is chewing my ass because I'm in the yard,no walker and over doing it.This after I told the surgeon,his NP and my wife my hip feels better after surgery than it did when I hobbled through those hospital doors.


Thanks for all the kind words and remember Bucky said it best........."MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING"
corey sellers Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 6:54 PM EST
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Glad to hear the **** replacement went well. Hope it's more than you expected.

Love you Whistle just picking brother.
corey sellers Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 6:55 PM EST
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Still can't touch the tripod though.
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 8:47 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Still can't touch the tripod though.

female access only.
Sorry.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 8:50 PM EST
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Glad you're feeling better already, Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 9:00 PM EST
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he's a tough old buzzard
clintCigar Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 9:19 PM EST
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Glad u feeling better WB
BuckyB93 Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 9:33 PM EST
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So I guess raiding your cigars stash is a no go now?

I think he was faking it all along... some old fart with bones that are nearly ashes to ashes, dust to dust is up and walking within a couple days?

Tossing out the "Government conspiracy" flag on this one.

Modern day Steve Austin (but Lee Majors is much more handsome than you... maybe you could be a stunt double if they ever to a redo of the 6 Million Dollar Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgqouS1O6E
8trackdisco Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 10:00 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
"MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING"


Tell that to the Tulsa Backpain Shooter and his surgeon.

Good to see you put off death a bit longer.
delta1 Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 10:58 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Might as well get the Frankie Tripod insert as long as they are in the vicinity anyway.



my sentiments exactly...you need an upgrade from that little button...


Glad your hip replacement went well, Ron... pretty sure your neighbors will appreciate the silence when you pump those hips at night.

I'm still not gonna let you catch me tho, even if the doc told me I shouldn't run with my knee replacement...
Whistlebritches Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 8:27 PM EST
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Well today a little soreness slowed me down but all in all still good.They said day 3 could be a mutha
KingoftheCove Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 9:51 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Well today a little soreness slowed me down but all in all still good.They said day 3 could be a mutha

Hang in there Ron.........in a month you’ll be good to go.........camping...........down by the river.........with you know who.
frankj1 Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 10:59 PM EST
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he'll be doing the reverse cowboy by then
ZRX1200 Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 11:09 PM EST
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Jesus he’d kill somebody!

No snorkels camping….Ron is that when the (day 3) is set to wear off?
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