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CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 4:11 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
This place is built on lies.

So, I posted 2 threads awhile back. One asking if anyone wanted to do a box split and one accusing Al of being buried in Grants tomb or something like that. All I remember was a guy named Grant was involved and violence was done. Anyway...

A few days after that I get a PM from Delta saying "Hey! I'll do a split with ya lemme find something online!" I feel like one of those dogs that always falls for the fake throw the ball trick and runs 100 yards before they realize what's happened and by then... well... you've already fallen for the trick.

So, I was all happy and replied to this duplicitous person with something along the lines of "Sweet! Just tell me what I owe ya and I'll Paypal it on over." What I didn't realize was that, under his breath Al said "You're not the boss of me! Don't tell me how to live my life!"

So, here we are. I've got 10 delicious communists staring at me like I'm the pretty girl and they just got out of prison. Looking at them, looking back at me, looking back at them... I feel like the pretty girl. Just to add insult to injury there was a little note telling me I'm not allowed to do anything about this injustice and his penmanship is beautiful. I thought he had printed the note out in a nice font until I looked closer. No man should be this gifted. I'm not even going to get specific about what he sent. This behavior should never be encouraged.

4 Various Montecristo's
2 Sultry Trinidad's
2 Sexy H. Upmann's
2 Slutty San Cristobal's

TL;DR? Too late!

I'm not smart. Al is a Super Villain.

This forum doesn't deserve Al... Or I don't deserve Al... One of those... We all know which one it is, no need to put up a poll.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 5:34 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
Delta doesn’t play nice. But he is rather handsome.
delta1 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 5:36 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
USPS is more efficient than I expected...the receipt said "EDD, Tue, 6/7/22"

You are too kind in your description, CB. You seem to have overlooked your own lengthy and distinguished CBid bombing career. That RAOK was just a little token of appreciation for all those craters you left on the landscape along with jaws on the floor since your arrival.

Opportunities to send well timed "thank yous" are rare...I had to jump on this one!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 6:49 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,649
Your description is backwards. I believe you were looking at them like pretty girls and you just got out of prison.


I know ya wanna feel pretty. You go right ahead and believe that if it makes you happy

Nice one, Al

Edit: Grammatical embarrassment
Palama Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:16 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
I thought this thread was about the TV show. d'oh!

WTG Al! Applause
Palama Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:19 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
Sunoverbeach wrote:
You're description is backwards. I believe you were looking at them like pretty girls and you just got out of prison.


I know ya wanna feel pretty. You go right ahead and believe that if it makes you happy

Nice one, Al


Nooooooo! Gonz

Say it ain’t so! Sick

You did that as a joke, right? Whistle

RIGHT? Unsure
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:24 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
Bada bing, bada BOOM, mutha fugga!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBw14SVVQTI
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:15 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,649
Palama wrote:
Nooooooo! Gonz

Say it ain’t so! Sick

You did that as a joke, right? Whistle

RIGHT? Unsure

My phone gets its own ideas about which word too use
jespear Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 9 2022, 8:42 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
delta1 wrote:
USPS is more efficient than I expected...the receipt said "EDD, Tue, 6/7/22"

You are too kind in your description, CB. You seem to have overlooked your own lengthy and distinguished CBid bombing career. That RAOK was just a little token of appreciation for all those craters you left on the landscape along with jaws on the floor since your arrival.

Opportunities to send well timed "thank yous" are rare...I had to jump on this one!



He certainly proved to A LOT of people that they were WRONG about him. ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 2:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
Pfffft... dude was begging people for my addy and never even used it.

I feel cheated.

And now it's no good. bwahahahahahaha... good luck getting my next one.
Palama Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 3:14 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
MACS wrote:
Pfffft... dude was begging people for my addy and never even used it.

I feel cheated.

And now it's no good. bwahahahahahaha... good luck getting my next one.


Nah, he's just gonna drive down to the town you settle in and drive around till he sees you. Then you get to herf with him in-person! How exciting is that? Drool
CelticBomber Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 3:23 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Palama wrote:
Nah, he's just gonna drive down to the town you settle in and drive around till he sees you. Then you get to herf with him in-person! How exciting is that? Drool



You can't quit me can you? It's okay sweetpea, I understand. It happens all the time.
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 3:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
CelticBomber wrote:
You can't quit me can you? It's okay sweetpea, I understand. It happens all the time.


Braddah, I quit on you a l-o-n-g time ago, you just didn't know it! Flapper
corey sellers Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 7:07 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,358
He quit you when the chips hit the floor.
BuckyB93 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 7:26 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,165
MACS wrote:
Pfffft... dude was begging people for my addy and never even used it.

I feel cheated.

And now it's no good. bwahahahahahaha... good luck getting my next one.


I can post your current addy on the broads (never trust a broad). I wouldn't sell you out unless the price is right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWVBY4l2bA
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Jun 20 2022, 9:51 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
corey sellers wrote:
He quit you when the chips hit the floor.


Franking A! Best franking line this year! Big Hug

Edit: Just realized, it was only one chip that fell that day so it almost instantaneous. whip
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