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Stogie1020 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 5:55 PM EST
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Yay MonkeyPox!

Who has it?

Who will probably get it?

Will MACS get the vaccine?

Discuss.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 6:23 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,741
Stogie1020 wrote:
Yay MonkeyPox!

Who has it?

Who will probably get it?

Will MACS get the vaccine? **** no he won't.

Discuss.


And there ends the discussion.
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 6:47 PM EST
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Posts: 30,797
Screw Monkey Pox, I had three COVID-19 jabs and tested positive for COVID this morning.

A nice little vacation parting gift. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 6:53 PM EST
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Mac's is MARIO the video character with the organ monkey grinder & accordian...
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 7:05 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Screw Monkey Pox, I had three COVID-19 jabs and tested positive for COVID this morning.

A nice little vacation parting gift. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


Yessir, yessir... step right up and get'cha shot... the one, two, three of them that do nothing for you... you still gon' git da covid!

But everyone insists you get a shot that doesn't work. WHY is that?
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:09 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Screw Monkey Pox, I had three COVID-19 jabs and tested positive for COVID this morning.

A nice little vacation parting gift. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


My wife got ‘Rona after three jabs as well. It’s not safe mentioning the word “vaccine” around here now.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:36 PM EST
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I'm hoping for the strain that gives you monkeylike powers, like extraordinary poo flinging ability
CelticBomber Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 8:44 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'm hoping for the strain that gives you monkeylike powers, like extraordinary poo flinging ability


I'll take two just to be safe. I wanna learn Monkey style Kung Fu. Then I can build a time machine, go back to 1970's Hong Kong and get into Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest movies! Just watched an awesome documentary on Netflix about those days.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin and The Five Deadly Venom's changed me forever.

What was this thread about again? Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 9:39 PM EST
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Love 36th Chamber. Way before the Wu Tang clan made it cool. I'll have to refresh my memory as to whether I've seen Five Venoms or not. The stills look familiar.

Shogun Assassin was another favorite back in the day. Way before Kill BIll made it cool
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 10:16 PM EST
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You could join the kumite with the monkey kung fu...

Frank Dux is gonna beat your ass, though... Mellow
BuckyB93 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jun 6 2022, 10:56 PM EST
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I think I'll just get a shot of saline solution. Prolly just as effective without the potential side effects.
CelticBomber Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 12:15 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Love 36th Chamber. Way before the Wu Tang clan made it cool.

Shogun Assassin was another favorite back in the day. Way before Kill BIll made it cool


Never listened to Wu Tang and always wondered why they were called that. Never put 2 and 2 together. Loved SHogun Assassin too! I love the older Shaw movies where they would do entire fights in one take without any edits. Apparently they were pumping out 3 or 4 of those movies a week!

One odd thing I never put together was that Bruce Lee tried to become famous here and failed because they wouldn't hire Asian actors for many things. So, he goes to Hong Kong, becomes a mega star there, makes Enter the Dragon and dies. Bruce Lee was already a month dead when Enter the Dragon released here and he became super famous.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 5:36 AM EST
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Heck the first big album was called Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), and there were samples from various films between most if not all of the tracks.

Shaolin shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous.

Never clued into that about Enter the Dragon. I knew there were a few released posthumously and a couple spliced with old footage, but assumed that wasn't one of them
bgz Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 8:12 AM EST
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Wu Tang Clan was/is dope. I still listen to those old mother f'ers rap from time to time.
MACS Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 8:19 AM EST
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Never heard of 'em...
bgz Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 8:24 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Never heard of 'em...


She's got some big t*ts, she probably got them from covid...

Definitely a monkey pox candidate... I would pox that azz like a monkey!

Edit: This was supposed to be a reply to a youtube video with some blonde chick with big t*ts.

Not sure where the video went, but she had some t*tties on her.

I think it was MACS that posted it... we all know how he loves blondes with big t*tties (well, most of us do anyway, I don't think MACS blondes with big t*ttites).
RayR Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 9:13 AM EST
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Wu Tang Clan? Never heard of them either. I'm a fan of poon tang though.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 11:02 AM EST
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Probably best for you, Ray

Wu-Tang clan ain't nuthin' ta f#&k wit
bgz Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 11:10 AM EST
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Too cerebral for RayRay...

He needs his music curated by the least lyrically affluent leftist white people.
RayR Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 11:47 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Too cerebral for RayRay...

He needs his music curated by the least lyrically affluent leftist white people.


OK, I just listened to 15sec of one of their music videos, jabbering some unintelligible chit to some really boring cookie-cutter rap background rhythm. If you think that's cerebral, now I know why yer so franked up.
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 11:51 AM EST
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Never cared for their act, but I have heard of them and only good (non musical) things.
MACS is definitely getting old in retirement.
Ray Ray and cerebral is an oxymoron.
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 12:04 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Too cerebral for RayRay...

He needs his music curated by the least lyrically affluent leftist white people.


That's what I'm saying... lyrically, you can't get there. Your cognitive pathways are too narrow, they can only get to places where their host is comfortable.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 12:13 PM EST
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RayR wrote:
OK, I just listened to 15sec of one of their music videos, jabbering some unintelligible chit to some really boring cookie-cutter rap background rhythm. If you think that's cerebral, now I know why yer so franked up.

So what they said was:

So if you wanna come sweating, stressing, contesting
You'll catch a sharp sword to the midsection
Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk
Phony ****** are outlined in chalk
RayR Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 12:20 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
So what they said was:

So if you wanna come sweating, stressing, contesting
You'll catch a sharp sword to the midsection
Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk
Phony ****** are outlined in chalk


Thanks, it's all clear to me now. RollEyes
Speyside2 Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 12:32 PM EST
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Agreed, dope. I never listened to them before. More Run DMC, Ice T, NWA, M&M, Kid Rock, Beastie Boys.
HockeyDad Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 1:43 PM EST
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#DiversifyYoBonds
8trackdisco Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 10:10 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
I'll take two just to be safe. I wanna learn Monkey style Kung Fu.


The closest your fatass will get is becoming a Reese’s Monkey.

And yes, I spelled it correctly.
8trackdisco Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 10:13 PM EST
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Btw, if it turns out this comes from the Dark Continent, they are going to have to do some fast, non-racist rebranding.
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 10:34 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
The closest your fatass will get is becoming a Reese’s Monkey.

And yes, I spelled it correctly.

mmmm, peanut butter filled monkeys!
CelticBomber Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jun 7 2022, 11:44 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
The closest your fatass will get is becoming a Reese’s Monkey.

And yes, I spelled it correctly.


Crying
8trackdisco Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 5:52 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Crying


It’s okay, honey. You are less gross on the inside.
JadeRose Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 5:57 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
It’s okay, honey. You are less gross on the inside.



Are we talking about Drafter's Momma?
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Jun 8 2022, 9:08 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
mmmm, peanut butter filled monkeys!

how many licks does it take to get to the peanut-buttery center Think
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