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CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,781
Corey has been getting lippy in PM's. Anyone willing to sell him out? I have his old address still and he's playing hard to get. Just PM me with it. Thanks!
CelticBomber Offline
#2 Posted:
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HAH! I got his Hee Haw ass! You're going down hillbilly.
corey sellers Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 9,335
You still don't have the correct address anything I have sent out has Sunoverbeach address on it. Haha
corey sellers Offline
#4 Posted:
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Just wait looks like I still have your address haha.
Palama Offline
#5 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
You still don't have the correct address anything I have sent out has Sunoverbeach address on it. Haha



Next time use Izon’s addy. Laugh
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
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SOB does not approve of your current process, ya SOB
corey sellers Offline
#7 Posted:
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If I had it I would. I have not spoken to Rich in a while I need to check on him.
corey sellers Offline
#8 Posted:
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BTW nothing to see here . Only one person has my current address and he is no longer here.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted:
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I don't think Izon has Izon's address
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted:
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Haha I agree
corey sellers Offline
#11 Posted:
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I do have KELTIC'S address though.

Palama Offline
#12 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I do have KELTIC'S address though.



Make sure you spell StephAn’s name correctly!
corey sellers Offline
#13 Posted:
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9505 5137 2007 2169 3595 53 out going to Keltic
bgz Offline
#14 Posted:
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Bus drivers are evil.
Palama Offline
#15 Posted:
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Tuck hates bus drivers! ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
9505 5137 2007 2169 3595 53 out going to Keltic



Did you send him some kelery sticks..?? Huh
corey sellers Offline
#17 Posted:
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Nah , sent him some koobans
Palama Offline
#18 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Did you send him some kelery sticks..?? Huh


Kale chips might be a good alternative. Laugh
rfenst Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 37,187
corey sellers wrote:
BTW nothing to see here . Only one person has my current address and he is no longer here.

Rest assured Correy, Celtic and I already discussed the matter with him at length and while he showed some noble resistance, he ultimately knows we'll break him. Look, someone else will give you up or we can hire an investigator to find you for a couple hundred bucks- and Celtic will still hit you. End of story.
Palama Offline
#20 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Rest assured Correy, Celtic and I already discussed the matter with him at length and while he showed some noble resistance, he ultimately knows we'll break him. Look, someone else will give you up or we can hire an investigator to find you for a couple hundred bucks- and Celtic will still hit you. End of story.


Corey, sounds like you’re gonna hafta call the vacuum cleaner guy and leave this exact message:

“I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extractor 60 Pressure Pro.”

Don’t forget to leave your phone number. And don’t worry, he’ll call you back. Gonz
corey sellers Offline
#21 Posted:
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Will do Conan.
CelticBomber Offline
#22 Posted:
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This is f**king war. I've already worked out a way to get to you without your address in my hands.

I just got a friggin medium flat rate. There's a Master Blends 1 and 2 in there along with 23 friends. 7 of which are Communists. You are not as untouchable as you think and I know how to pack a box.
corey sellers Offline
#23 Posted:
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Hope you enjoy them all. Good luck brother in finding me.
rfenst Offline
#24 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Hope you enjoy them all. Good luck brother in finding me.

Dead man walking.

I know how to find anybody who is not totally "off the grid.". If you got a cell, get mail, order online, pay your taxes, etc., etc.- I can find you.

Besides, why would you want him to go out of his way to send you good cigars you don't think you will ever get?
stinger88 Offline
#25 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
This is f**king war. I've already worked out a way to get to you without your address in my hands.

I just got a friggin medium flat rate. There's a Master Blends 1 and 2 in there along with 23 friends. 7 of which are Communists. You are not as untouchable as you think and I know how to pack a box.

Oh, those Master Blends are glorious.

Nicely done Corey!
CelticBomber Offline
#26 Posted:
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Hah! Gotcha Biotch!

I already had a way to get something to you without having your address but now I have it. I HAVE IT! Muhuhahahahahaha


List to follow. It will not be alphabetical. I'm a rebel.
CelticBomber Offline
#27 Posted:
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Hillbilly address confirmed. You will soon receive a message that reads. Tora Tora Tora.
CelticBomber Offline
#28 Posted:
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It's going to take a week or two to put this one together. Oh I am soooo happy right now!
corey sellers Offline
#29 Posted:
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Good job , I am going to have to go Mr Jones on your ass next time.
CelticBomber Offline
#30 Posted:
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The list...

3 Arturo Fuente Special
1 Diesel in a wrapper so brown I can barely see the band
1 LFD Cameroon Cabinet 2019
1 LFD Double Ligero 2018
1 Oliva Master Blend 1 (Never thought I'd ever see one again.)
1 Oliva Master Blend 2 (These were amazing and again never thought I'd see another)
1 Oliva Master Blend 3
1 Padron something.... again very brown wrapper.

7 Partagas Serie D #2 Oct 2017

1 Tatuaje Anarchy Apocalypse
1 Tatuaje Monster - Jeckyll - OR 2014
1 Tatuaje Monster - Hyde - OR 2015
1 Tatuaje Monster - The Michael - OR 2017
3 Tatuaje Verocu 2018
1 Viaje Late Harvest 2021

I'm never joking about wanting anyone's address ever again. This is insane Corey. Thank you. Now I must break you.
stinger88 Offline
#31 Posted:
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Wow!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#32 Posted:
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That's a punishing threat response
Ndill Offline
#33 Posted:
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Holy ****. Worst hit I have ever seen
Ndill Offline
#34 Posted:
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Just spoke the Corey. He said Celtic hits like a woman.

Not one of them new dude women but like an old school actual woman.
corey sellers Offline
#35 Posted:
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Haha he does this is probably going to be really bad for one of us.
corey sellers Offline
#36 Posted:
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So the greatest CUSTOMER SERVICE REP of all time finally got my address. I have been on the this side of his beatings before and seen the carnage left behind. He has humbled me with this hit . He found out I love Viaje cigars which can be a real pita to get a hold of. This package put a smile on my face Thank you brother.

10 Freaking Summerfest I have not had the new release . I will have one this afternoon for sure.

4 Circa 45 nh this size

WLP Amuse Buoche great smoke

1926 40th Anniversary Padron nh I will save this for when I land my next job.

5 Late Harvest 550 Hang Time never got any this size awesome

5 Private Keep Lemon awesome smokes

Thanks again Brother
clintCigar Offline
#37 Posted:
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niceeeeeeeee

luv to see BOTL on BOTL violence LOL
delta1 Offline
#38 Posted:
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CB still remembers how to build a bomb...nicely done, especially to a fellow bomb maker...
corey sellers Offline
#39 Posted:
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There were 5 of the WLP also
CelticBomber Offline
#40 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
BTW nothing to see here . Only one person has my current address and he is no longer here.


Heh... I'll never get your address? Anyone else wanna get lippy and tell me I won't find em?



*Unless you're Izon. No one can find Izon. Not even Jonesy's S.S.G. bUdDIeS. I think it's his beard. He's wandering the desert and whenever he gets spooked he curls up into a ball and the beard makes him look like a tumbleweed;-p
ZRX1200 Offline
#41 Posted:
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Posts: 58,023
I hear stePHan is ISO Gurkhas.

Maybe we need a mass bombing run.
Palama Offline
#42 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I hear stePHan is ISO Gurkhas.

Maybe we need a mass bombing run.


Pretty sure I don’t have a single Gurkha. Will have to buy some (…iffin’ there is a Gurk bombing run…). Where’s a good place to get them?

Judging from the number of complaints, certainly not from here. d'oh!


Sunoverbeach Offline
#43 Posted:
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I think I still have one. Think I got it from Izon coincidentally. Just let me know when

Nice walloping there, CB
corey sellers Offline
#44 Posted:
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I got a few laying around. Still wondering who sold me out I think I know. Paybacks are sure to come.
corey sellers Offline
#45 Posted:
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TO BE CONTINUED....
steve02 Offline
#46 Posted:
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CB - That’s why I never put a return address on anything - or have it drop shipped 😬
izonfire Offline
#47 Posted:
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How you fellas doin??? Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#48 Posted:
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Hey, Izon! Word is that Jonesy's SSG is looking for you
steve02 Offline
#49 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
How you fellas doin??? Mellow


More importantly - how YOU doing?
izonfire Offline
#50 Posted:
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steve02 wrote:
More importantly - how YOU doing?

Haven’t seen you around for a while stranger.
How have you been???

Been doing OK here.
Crazy. But OK.

I’ve been running a skid steer and an excavator for the past few weeks
to clear a level space for the foundation of my house.

The Cigar Caddy you sent has been a part of my smoke ritual.
It’s the repository for my on deck smokes for the weekend.

Means quite a bit when it’s been passed on by a fellow cigar smoker…
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