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tranny's have tales??? what will they think of next...

2 hour dog walk done. 74 on the way to 92 today. Already 74 in the house... AC gonna start humming soon.

Our recent and early monsoon activity has brought out the demon spawn bugs in full force this year. Apparently, my wife is seeing people in her local mom-groups on FB freaking out about these swarms of little black bugs litteralyy swarming on the ground. My older kid's kindergarten has them so bad they were using a idfferent door to get into camp because there were so many near the front door and my youngest's oreschool had to close the polayground there were so many.

I spray the outside perimiter of our house monthly with Bifenthrin, so we now have mass graves of these bugs around the outside of the house. Some are getting in, but they get dustbustered up and dumped.

Thewre was a heavy streamof pest control pickup trucks in the neighborhood this morning as I was leaving. THose guys must be killing it right now.

I believe I will have to add one more drop of wine to the "plagues list" at Passover next year.

Saw pics on Nextdoor but not any at my place. In other news there has been one death so far this year from West Nile.

From the looks of your spelling I think another drop of wine may have been had already.

Naaa…I still do it myself. The wife thinks I should just get some tanned minions. I’ve bought my last lawnmower.

Take whatever time you need to.

Then, if you need the money or just want to work part-time like you are or work more time at a higher paying, higher functioning job, you will. Will probably take a few years, but that's how I see it for you- based on what I read here. And, it just so coincidently happens to be my game plan. LOL.

That’s why we have global warming as an existential threat.

I was thinking the same... I got a guy who does mine and the yard is tiny. lol

I try to re-read my posts before pressing “Post”.

A well-blazed path, then. We will see. Another great advantage from being away from the madness is I’m starting to forget the names of some of the worst, bad actors. The healing continues.

they prolly use Fisher-Price mowers with the balls popping in the dome

(actually laugh at that)

I got an electric mower. Kinda reminds me of a Fisher Price toy.

My backyard has sprinklers! It 50% garden 50% vineyard and 50% orchard.

I thought thems was hermaphrodites

Hello y'all.

Not sleeping worth a damn... but I do nap.

Congrats, Rambo...!!

It does for me. I use Word.

Good Thursday Morning! It's a humid 77° on the way to 88° today.

daughter coming over for lunch today...promised to make her some fried rice and grilled chicken...for some reason she and my wife really like my fried rice...

Congrats, Ram & Mrs. Ram!

Thanks, MACS & Suno.

Fishing tomorrow... wife says she'll have her crap in the garage sorted.

Yeah... and I'm gonna catch a 100 pound bluefin tuna. LOL!

last minute scratch...had stuff on the counter getting ready to slice and dice when the Assisted Living Center called and reported that my sister had taken a fall, and was bleeding severely from a laceration on the top/front of her head.

They said EMT are on scene and will transport her to nearest Emergency Ward. She seemed alert and conscious...when I caught up w her at the hospital, said she bent over to sweep up some dust and went head first into the leg of the table and the wall/baseboard. There was a lemon sized knot on her forehead above her left eye and a deep 1.5" - 2" laceration on the top of her head. Four hours later, CT scan was negative and a doctor had sutured her up. Took her home...

On our way home, my wife said she was hungry, and didn't want to wait the hour to hour and half until I cooked up the fried rice and grilled up the chicken, so we stopped at the Border for crunchy tacos and burrito supreme...