Original was at the bottom of page 1 of some random topic, thought it deserved it's own thread.
Here are the rules:
Rule 1: make a lot of proclamations of how great you are and how you are always right.
Rule 2: pick an enemy, or 2, or 3 or 4 or, 100.
Rule 3: Demonize your enemies!!! Don't go soft here, make up stupid catchy names for them, accuse them of being rapists and cultists of Mullock or some sh*t.
Rule 4: Dig in deep, come up with awesome lies to tell about your enemies and tell them loud and often to anyone who will hear them.
Rule 5: Always play offense, if you answer a question, no matter how simple it is, you're on defense... and you don't want to play on defense... offense only!!! Attack!!!
Rule 6: Always deflect blame to someone else. Let's be real here... it was their fault and everyone knows it.
Rule 7: Once you hook em... really sink it in there. Really pound it in their head their head that you're the one on the right!!! Make sure they know that they shouldn't let anyone brainwash them... remember, you're the one with the true knowledge that needs to be shared, not those dipsh*ts at the library, or a school, or God forbid, a university.
Rule 8: Once you got them, and you know they are loyal, USE THAT SH*T. After all, you put in the work, they are now just mindless extensions of you. Reap the reward for that sh*t, make them do your dirty work.
Rule 9: Just a filler rule so we can have 10 rules... remember... Carlin was right, you always need 10 rules.
Rule 10: What ever you do, don't share these rules, if someone were to find out about them, then... well, the rules wouldn't be as effective.
Oops, did I just share the rules?
