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Gene363 Offline
#201 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
There are gators everywhere in Florida. Up into Georgia and South Carolina even.


Plenty of gators all over the South West.

This one was over 13 feet: https://www.wistv.com/2019/10/10/sc-man-catches-massive-gator-santee-lake/
rfenst Offline
#202 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Tank chases anything that moves. More worried about him than me. But I do not think there are gators this far north. I dunno for sure, though.

Edit: Apparently there are, according to a study by North Florida University, 93 of them in the St. Johns tributaries of Jax, but only one adult (larger than 6 feet).

Presume there is one in every lake, retention pond, or body of water. Period.
MACS Offline
#203 Posted:
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Yeah... I prefer a pool. I can see if one is hiding in a pool.
rfenst Offline
#204 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Yeah... I prefer a pool. I can see if one is hiding in a pool.

No gators in my pool. I just checked for you.
HockeyDad Offline
#205 Posted:
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I sure could go for a pool right about now.
DrafterX Offline
#206 Posted:
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I could go for one of them pool bars that sever beers and cheesburgers about now... Mellow
Palama Offline
#207 Posted:
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Forget the pool! Just want the beer and cheeseburger. Can always turn on the A/C.
MACS Offline
#208 Posted:
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No beer in da pad... just a stiff pour of russell's reserve. :)
DrafterX Offline
#209 Posted:
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A/C is always on here... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#210 Posted:
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Saw gators in a pond when in South Carolina. They were about 50 yards from the waterfront.
We watched each other and then realized their comrades might have been deploying a flanking movement, so we quickly got out of dodge.

One of the people with us was chubby and slow. Keeping ahead of her was the executed plan.
Gene363 Offline
#211 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Saw gators in a pond when in South Carolina. They were about 50 yards from the waterfront.
We watched each other and then realized their comrades might have been deploying a flanking movement, so we quickly got out of dodge.

One of the people with us was chubby and slow. Keeping ahead of her was the executed plan.



LOL, reminds me of the guy that said his "bear gun" was a .25 ACP pocket pistol. "All I have to do is slow you down, it's plenty enough gun for that."
Ram27 Offline
#212 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Saw gators in a pond when in South Carolina. They were about 50 yards from the waterfront.
We watched each other and then realized their comrades might have been deploying a flanking movement, so we quickly got out of dodge.

One of the people with us was chubby and slow. Keeping ahead of her was the executed plan.




LOL LOL LOL LOL
MACS Offline
#213 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
LOL, reminds me of the guy that said his "bear gun" was a .25 ACP pocket pistol. "All I have to do is slow you down, it's plenty enough gun for that."


Until forensics show you shot your "friend" to slow the bear. Prison time.
Gene363 Offline
#214 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Until forensics show you shot your "friend" to slow the bear. Prison time.



"Bu... bu... but he ran between me and the bear just as I pulled the trigger, all I could see was those giant bear teeth."
corey sellers Offline
#215 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
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Ndill said you all suck

He had the disease called covid
HockeyDad Offline
#216 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Ndill said you all suck

He had the disease called covid


No biggee….I got it right now still.
MACS Offline
#217 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
No biggee….I got it right now still.


Pffft... 98.2% of the people who had it survived.

Okay, that's a CBid lie.. 98.85% of the people who had it survived.

I'd bet it was with no help from the useless fking shot the sheeple all lined up to get.

STILL SHOTLESS! FTW!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#218 Posted:
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Last section of hardwood sanded. Staining tomorrow and few coats of finish over the weekend.
8trackdisco Offline
#219 Posted:
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Good night, cats and kittens.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#220 Posted:
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Good night, moon.... I mean, morning, peoples
Telecaster52 Offline
#221 Posted:
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Looks like it may be a good day to take Mrs. Tele on a boat trip.
8trackdisco Offline
#222 Posted:
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Telecaster52 wrote:
Looks like it may be a good day to take Mrs. Tele on a boat trip.


On which body of water/lake/river?
MACS Offline
#223 Posted:
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Up. Coffeed. Emptied. Dog walked and emptied.

What's next?
8trackdisco Offline
#224 Posted:
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41 fat burning minutes on the dog walk.

She barks and snarls at every dog who shows their face.

This morning she got slowly, docilely, mellowly surrounded by two inquisitive Great Danes. Both near the same height of each other. Owner was outside watching. About 120 pounds each.

No intent to hurt, simply curious about my psychotic 60 pound greyhound.

When they barely moved after Kuba lunged/sneered at them and the came even closer to sniff her, she was stunned into silence and compliance.

Then, these two large, nearly all black, graceful dogs slowly walked away.
MACS Offline
#225 Posted:
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Tank has been great at the dog park here. No issues at all. Walks around tail high and playful. One dog got a bit uppity and he just jumped away and went about his bidness.

Gets tired quick in the humidity, though. Back in Temecula he'd run around for a while. Here it's 15-20 and he wants to get in the AC.
Ram27 Offline
#226 Posted:
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Happy Friday greetings all.
8trackdisco Offline
#227 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Back in Temecula he'd run around for a while. Here it's 15-20 and he wants to get in the AC.


Lucky for you.
You can reinvest the time found to promote your health.
You are likely a lot more in shape than I am.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#228 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Sorta lacking here in Jax, so far... ain't seen none made me look twice yet. Saw 8-10 a day in CA.

Good wit da bad, right?



You're in the wrong part of Jax.

After about 2 months of living there...you'll get the joke.
8trackdisco Offline
#229 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
You're in the wrong part of Jax.

After about 2 months of living there...you'll get the joke.



My interest is piqued. Do tell, Dr.MV.
As a longer time Florida resident, you have more knowledge than most.
Do tell!
Got my popcorn!

Popcorn
Gene363 Offline
#230 Posted:
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Good Friday Afternoon! It's already 86° with 73% humidity on the way to 89° today.
8trackdisco Offline
#231 Posted:
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Ate, shaved and showered.
Meeting a buddy for a cigar at the lounge.
Maybe walk the City Deck mid afternoon to see who might be here from out of town.
deadeyedick Offline
#232 Posted:
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I here they ain’t from hear.
HockeyDad Offline
#233 Posted:
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Made Yu Xiang pork for lunch. Nailed it.
DrafterX Offline
#234 Posted:
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Poor Yu Xiang... Sad
Sunoverbeach Offline
#235 Posted:
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Xiang has to eat somehow
Stogie1020 Offline
#236 Posted:
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Some hao?
frankj1 Offline
#237 Posted:
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I could go for some hao right about now
8trackdisco Offline
#238 Posted:
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Not a lot going on in town. The Europeans must be keeping a low profile.
Or, the total count of them is four.
One guy with greasy hair, another with a man bun. One chick with great cleavage but no boobs.
The other girl looked like she was home schooled in Iowa.

Severe thunderstorms, straight line winds and possible tornados synchronized with kick off.

ESPN will be broadcasting the drownings.
deadeyedick Offline
#239 Posted:
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Happy Saturday folks.it’s a hot sumbitch most everywhere you look. Kinda inconvenient.
MACS Offline
#240 Posted:
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Up. Dog walk completed.

I dunno if he's just hot or what, but Mr. Tank didn't want his breakfast just yet.
Gene363 Offline
#241 Posted:
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Good Saturday Morning! It's 76° on the way to 92° today. Wife and I are heading to the range for our fun shoot today. Multiple targets at 50'ish to 150 yards. Golf balls hung on a cord, bullet resistant plastic targets/spinners and a rack of clay pigeons among others.
Ram27 Offline
#242 Posted:
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Howdy all.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#243 Posted:
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Morning, peoples. Starting the final steps in the floor finishing work today. Moving in with the FIL for the weekend since the upstairs will be unavailable. Should be fun. Money's on full on fighting between Mrs. Beach and FIL within 36hrs
8trackdisco Offline
#244 Posted:
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Poor nights sleep enriched with an hour long nap.
Party car with two coolers loaded with beverages.
Our pregame starts at 2:30.
Humid and 90.
BuckyB93 Offline
#245 Posted:
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I've been berry bombed.

A local fruit cake dropped off a few pints of fresh raspberries at the door step of my folks' place this morning. Didn't even knock.

Thought he'd be sneaky but my Dad saw you hit and run Mr 8track.

Sunoverbeach Offline
#246 Posted:
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Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run by fruiting!
BuckyB93 Offline
#247 Posted:
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Well, last time he showed up at my parent's house he was picking me up to go to his cigar club.

Pranced up to the door rather flamboyant like and waving a rainbow flag.

No wonder my Dad didn't answer the door this time.
MACS Offline
#248 Posted:
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Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!

He doesn't wave a flag, he wears rainbow colors. Red, yellow and white... KC Chiefs, I think. Think
BuckyB93 Offline
#249 Posted:
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I speak the truth. Never underestimate 8Track's ability to creep people out. My parents found if funny.

Hopefully he's not at the soccer game at Lambeau. Crazy wind and rain going the past hour. Rain gauge in my parents' garden says we got 1" of rain so far.

Looks like the bulk of the storm has passed and they are coming back out from locker room to play again.

Two Four NINE!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#250 Posted:
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Morning, Sunday peoples. First coat of urethane on the hallway and stairs. Last of the floor refinishing is in sight. I'm tired now. G'night
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