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delta1 Offline
#351 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,776
roasted salmon filet, sauteed veggies and chopped salad for lunch with wife, daughter and her family...trine to eat healthier...

SIL has lost 15 lbs in two weeks, after getting COVID...only had mild symptoms due to being vaxxed and boostered...or this variant is just mild
HockeyDad Offline
#352 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
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I could have afforded to lose15 pounds from Covid.
HockeyDad Offline
#353 Posted:
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Serbian food for dinner.

(I used to travel to an office in Serbia a few times a year and learned to cook a few dishes.)

Pasulj (bean stew)
Serbian salad: tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, and feta.
Homemade breadsticks
Pita sa višnjama (Sour cherry filo pie)
Homemade vanilla ice cream.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#354 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Home again, home again, jiggety jig.

That's about 800mi logged the past two weekends. I'm going nowhere next weekend
MACS Offline
#355 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Home again, home again, jiggety jig.

That's about 800mi logged the past two weekends. I'm going nowhere next weekend


Hey... you have a home. I'm stuck in this cramped AirBnB for another 3 weeks. d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#356 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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True. And it probably didn't compare to your cross country trek neither. Still tired of driving though
Sunoverbeach Offline
#357 Posted:
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Morning peoples. Back to da salt mines
MACS Offline
#358 Posted:
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Posts: 79,741
I have to get used to this time zone... thinking it's dead in here and people just ain't up yet. fog
8trackdisco Offline
#359 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,065
Slice of DKB with peanut butter and a big cup on Dunkin Original. Hope to scare a deuce out before I go to the shpo.
deadeyedick Offline
#360 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,068
Morning. Sufficiently stimulated with drugs to get out for a 5 miler.
Cheno Offline
#361 Posted:
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Happy Monday. They put me in charge of a the crew today, crew leader is off. Guess we leaving early...
8trackdisco Offline
#362 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,065
Cheno wrote:
Happy Monday. They put me in charge of a the crew today, crew leader is off. Guess we leaving early...


Cigars all around!
Lead well.
danmdevries Offline
#363 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,309
Welcome back to Monday fellas
Ram27 Offline
#364 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 48,989
Hello Monday & hello all...............
MACS Offline
#365 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,741
Top o' the mornin' to you'ze.

Momma wants salmon today. Guess what we're having? Yep...

Makes no difference to me. I like salmon... and I'll be the chef today.
tonygraz Offline
#366 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,230
Is this the new 500 ?
Gene363 Online
#367 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,797
Good Monday Morning! It's 81° on the way to 92° today.
Stogie1020 Offline
#368 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
^ You are not alone in this situation. Think

OK, thanks.
MACS Offline
#369 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,741
Change of plans. Wife had tilapia and I had pulled pork nachos and 2 beers.

I need a nap.
danmdevries Offline
#370 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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Looks like I gotta go back to the d1ck doc. Got neutered last Tuesday and instead of the pain and swelling subsiding with time it's gotten a lot worse now I got a baseball and a tennis ball in my ballbag and a ton of pain. Even had to buy another bag of frozen corn because the one I was using pretty much got cooked in my jockstrap.

Edit: I called, earliest I can get in is 9/12 or 9/20. I'll just find him at work n show him my cocknballs.

I dont think it's infection, there's no heat or redness. Just severe swelling and significant pain. Don't think there's anything that can be done except wait n see. But this hurts almost as bad as when I fractured a testicle in a bicycle accident as a kid. And that landed me in the hospital overnight and then shipped to children's hospital in Chicago. I've even given in to taking ibuprofen every day. I rarely take anything but ice and positioning for pains.
delta1 Offline
#371 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,776
^^^owwwwieee...get well soon danm!


MACS wrote:
I have to get used to this time zone... thinking it's dead in here and people just ain't up yet. fog



I'm still adjusting to Hawaii time........and I'm going back in a couple days...Blink
deadeyedick Offline
#372 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,068
Ouch! Guess I was lucky. Never had any issues with shootin' blanks. Been on target for about 30 years now.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#373 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Ouch! Guess I was lucky. Had some bike accidents but never one like that
MACS Offline
#374 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,741
Ouch! I have never damaged the jewels that bad and I damn sure ain't getting them cut.

YMMV
MACS Offline
#375 Posted:
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Posts: 79,741
delta1 wrote:
I'm still adjusting to Hawaii time........and I'm going back in a couple days...Blink


First world problems. LOL

Get some fishing in, if you can.
HockeyDad Offline
#376 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,119
Brush fire nearby. I can see the CalFire aircraft circling it. Fun times.
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#377 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Looks like I gotta go back to the d1ck doc. Got neutered last Tuesday and instead of the pain and swelling subsiding with time it's gotten a lot worse now I got a baseball and a tennis ball in my ballbag and a ton of pain. Even had to buy another bag of frozen corn because the one I was using pretty much got cooked in my jockstrap.

Edit: I called, earliest I can get in is 9/12 or 9/20. I'll just find him at work n show him my cocknballs.

I dont think it's infection, there's no heat or redness. Just severe swelling and significant pain. Don't think there's anything that can be done except wait n see. But this hurts almost as bad as when I fractured a testicle in a bicycle accident as a kid. And that landed me in the hospital overnight and then shipped to children's hospital in Chicago. I've even given in to taking ibuprofen every day. I rarely take anything but ice and positioning for pains.


Friend of mine got snipped a while back. We were to pick him up at home and head out for a road trip for a week in the backwoods of Maine. He was in charge of beer and meat. He had the kegs of homebrew that we made a couple months before and some cuts of venison, pork, burger etc..

When we arrived to pick him up for the road trip he couldn't go because of his snipped nuts a few days prior. I thought he was pu$$ing out until he dropped his shorts. One of them was literally the size of a tennis ball... no exaggeration. An image burned into my brain that I probably will never be able to erase.

We took the keg of beer and the meat but left him behind. To this day I don't know how do you recover from that. The sack must be incredibly flexible... it's franking nuts!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#378 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
So did he recover? Your story is unclear
Ram27 Offline
#379 Posted:
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Three seventy NINER. horse
danmdevries Offline
#380 Posted:
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Yeah when I had the fractured testicle my sack was the size of a cabbage. I was 12-13ish. My parents grounded me for not wanting to do anything I said my balls hurt which got me slapped across the face for mentioning genitalia. Happened on a camping trip and they left me at the camper while they went swimming, biking, hiking. Finally I took my pants off and walked in to show them my giant purple sack and we went straight to the hospital.

Local hospital wanted to amputate the busted nut. Then they transferred me to children's hospital in Chicago. Opened the sack for washout but kept both balls. Said the fractured one may or may not be functional but if scar tissue doesn't cut off blood flow no reason to remove it.

The majority of the swelling is on the right side, that's the egg I cracked way back when. It's probably more a mass of scar tissue than a testicle and scar tissue doesn't stretch which is causing more pain since it can't swell. The epididymus and fibrous sac are swollen to baseball size but the testicle itself is fairly normal. Left side the testicle is about a golf ball with the epididymus about another golf ball.

Good times.

I called the urologist personally rather than go through proper channels. He said keep icing it and wearing the jockstrap and give it another week and call him back. That's what I planned to do anyway but goddamn it sucks walking around feeling like I got a midget following me kicking my balls with every step. Thanks for the welcome to the lollipop guild.

3am woke up from the pain. Took an ibuprofen and stuffed a bag of frozen corn in my jockstrap and posted my experience on a discount cigar forum.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#381 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
Damn, danm! That's sounds nuts. Hopefully you'll get the ball rolling on the healing process soon. I know it's not seen as tough to cry and all, but we understand if you need to ball about it.

Morning to the rest a youse
MACS Offline
#382 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,741
Sometimes that's the way it bounces... don't get deflated, though.

d'oh!
8trackdisco Offline
#383 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,065
Shop to go.
Yesterday, another Tesla “broken” tire.
If you drive one, avoid potholes. The weight of the car’s battery is hell on the suspension.
deadeyedick Offline
#384 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,068
Morning gents. We have an appointment with the TSA today to get one of those bypass the line thingies. I'm sure they want to look in our pants, history of transgressions, etc first.

Maybe Janet Yellen can help with danm's inflation?
Gene363 Online
#385 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,797
Good Tuesday Morning! it's 73° on the way to 84° today and overcast, perfect for another morning at the range.
Gene363 Online
#386 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Damn, danm! That's sounds nuts. Hopefully you'll get the ball rolling on the healing process soon. I know it's not seen as tough to cry and all, but we understand if you need to ball about it.

Morning to the rest a youse



+1
Gene363 Online
#387 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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deadeyedick wrote:
Morning gents. We have an appointment with the TSA today to get one of those bypass the line thingies. I'm sure they want to look in our pants, history of transgressions, etc first.

Maybe Janet Yellen can help with danm's inflation?


I'm sure it'll be a probing discussion. If you take your cellphone, protect it with a password, bio-recognigtion.
Ram27 Offline
#388 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 48,989
Howdy gang, speedy healing danm.
HockeyDad Offline
#389 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,119
The daughter moves to New York City today.
danmdevries Offline
#390 Posted:
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After ice and ibuprofen I been feeling alright. Still got that damn midget kicking my sack when I walk but not too bad.

Dealing with insurance companies now. Got an estimate from the shpo, 995. Insurance company through pictures said $650. Called them back they want me to go to their affiliate shpo for the estimate but then say "you can choose to repair at your preferred shpo." I want to use a gridlife sponsor but they're saying it's too high.

I started a claim with my insurance before I had the police report. Opened a claim with the other drivers insurance now that I have their info. Would've just taken a picture of their insurance card and skipped the police report except it was an Amazon driver and I'm not interested in fighting with insurance on a corporate use vehicle.

Probably gonna have to go to their affiliate shpo but the one I want to use is in network with them so hopefully my estimate is good. Waiting to hear back.
danmdevries Offline
#391 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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Called the dealer to check on my tranny.

They pulled it and sent it to my tranny dude Kelly.

Hopefully it gets fixed, got plans to drive to Colorado I'm a few weeks.
Ram27 Offline
#392 Posted:
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Good luck 👍
Stogie1020 Offline
#393 Posted:
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Danm, I hope your tranny and your balls turn out OK.


(added to the list of things I didn't think I would ever tell someone).
Sunoverbeach Offline
#394 Posted:
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I find it hilarious the tranny dude's name is Kelly. It's like one of Pat's significant others from the SNL skit
Brewha Offline
#395 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
The daughter moves to New York City today.

Hope you raised a tough young lady HD. NYC is not for amateurs.

Voice of expertise here…
danmdevries Offline
#396 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I find it hilarious the tranny dude's name is Kelly. It's like one of Pat's significant others from the SNL skit


It makes me laugh too.

Dudes a 300lb burly bald man but he's Kelly the tranny guy.
danmdevries Offline
#397 Posted:
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Decided I'm gonna fly to Colorado. Or maybe hitch a ride with one of my buddies in a motorhome.

Told the wife I'll probably fly down and asked her to drive me to/from the airport. She said no.
HockeyDad Offline
#398 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
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Brewha wrote:
Hope you raised a tough young lady HD. NYC is not for amateurs.

Voice of expertise here…


I was kinda thinking I hope NYC is ready for this one.

She just landed a JFK.
HockeyDad Offline
#399 Posted:
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100 degrees right now. Chili in the crockpot pot.
8trackdisco Offline
#400 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
100 degrees right now. Chili in the crockpot pot.


It is probably cooler in the crockpot.
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