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How Social Media Works
Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,799
How social media works:

Me: I prefer mangoes over oranges.

Random person: So basically what you’re saying is you hate oranges? You also didn’t mention pineapple, grapefruit, bananas, and grapes. Educate yourself! I’m literally shaking.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
That would be funnier if it wasn't true.
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Gene363 wrote:
How social media works:

Me: I prefer mangoes over oranges.

Random person: So basically what you’re saying is you hate oranges? You also didn’t mention pineapple, grapefruit, bananas, and grapes. Educate yourself! I’m literally shaking.


Your anti-vegetable bias is hate speech. Those words are Violence. Silence is also Violence.

Now- where do you work? You need to be shouted down and have you fired.
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,308
Gene, somehow that also makes you racists. And everything-phobic. And a Nazi.

I litterally can't believe you are allowed to exist.
8trackdisco Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Stogie1020 wrote:
Gene, somehow that also makes you racists. And everything-phobic. And a Nazi.

I litterally can't believe you are allowed to exist.


His existence alone is a micro aggression.
LeeBot Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 1,984
You're still a simpleton sheep for eating fruit to begin with. Real Americans eat meat and potatoes. But then they started pushing all this "salad" stuff with your steak. Remember that? It always starts small. Remember when grains were the basis of the food pyramid? What happened to that?

The Deep State, acting on behalf of Big Fruit, had the FDA replace grains with fruits and vegetables. This sends less money to grain producing states in middle America, REAL AMERICA, and sends more money to the commie pinkos in the People's Republic of California where they grow all those fruits and vegetables. After they drain all the money out of REAL AMERICA, those grain producing people will be way more reliant on the government and more easily controlled. IT'S ALL A SCAM!

Don't you remember when a slang term for a homosexual was a "fruit?" What do you think all that "eat your fruit" stuff is about? What are they doing to our children? It's right under your nose.

Have you never noticed that the CHINESE EAT FRUIT! So do the North Vietnamese and Venezuelans! They're ALL COMMUNISTS!

WAKE UP MEATBOT!





#StopThePeel

bgz Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Reddit... it's where the degenerates post their picks.
burning_sticks Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-17-2020
Posts: 152
I only post to anti-social media.
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
LeeBot wrote:
You're still a simpleton sheep for eating fruit to begin with. Real Americans eat meat and potatoes. But then they started pushing all this "salad" stuff with your steak. Remember that? It always starts small. Remember when grains were the basis of the food pyramid? What happened to that?

The Deep State, acting on behalf of Big Fruit, had the FDA replace grains with fruits and vegetables. This sends less money to grain producing states in middle America, REAL AMERICA, and sends more money to the commie pinkos in the People's Republic of California where they grow all those fruits and vegetables. After they drain all the money out of REAL AMERICA, those grain producing people will be way more reliant on the government and more easily controlled. IT'S ALL A SCAM!

Don't you remember when a slang term for a homosexual was a "fruit?" What do you think all that "eat your fruit" stuff is about? What are they doing to our children? It's right under your nose.

Have you never noticed that the CHINESE EAT FRUIT! So do the North Vietnamese and Venezuelans! They're ALL COMMUNISTS!

WAKE UP MEATBOT!





#StopThePeel


well crafted.
nice


edit:NINE!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,119
Outrage

(I conserve letters. Too many letters cause climate change)
Stogie1020 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,308
LeeBot wrote:

#StopThePeel



Cracked me up!Applause Applause
Gene363 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,799
HockeyDad wrote:
Outrage

(I conserve letters. Too many letters cause climate change)


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