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Marriage Pro Tips
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Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:08 AM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
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Marriage Pro Tips

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now your SUPER ANGRY!"

Maybe she'll laugh.

Maybe you'll die.

Maybe both.





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bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:20 AM EST
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Posts: 13,023
I'm gonna try that.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:39 AM EST
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Nope. I would die and she would only laugh at my final breath
bgz Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 10:54 AM EST
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I might die, but at least I'll die laughing.
deadeyedick Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 12:18 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,087
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Applause

~ Oscar Wilde
clintCigar Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 1:42 PM EST
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Posts: 4,682
LOL
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 1:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
that was bigayou
8trackdisco Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Aug 20 2022, 6:12 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
If short Africans have multiple wives, it’s pigmy bigamy.
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