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customer service?? received 1/2 an ashtray, wondering where is the other 1/2?
Aarik Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-10-2020
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Hey so does CigarBid have any customer service??
Phones are not being picked up, been on hold for hours.
Emails being rejected, They are using a very expensive Cisco Ironport to filter their emails, so i am sure it is set to reject everything on purpose.
The online contact us form is useless, noone ever calls back.

So, i received 1/2 an ashtray and wondering where the other 1/2 is?
Is there anyone on this board that can help? Maybe someone local can trow a brick at their warehouse to get their attention?




Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2022
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Homeboy how the holy Cracker Jacks did you recieve a hlf a ashtray. I just gotta know the answer to this one.
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
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Huh.. I thought you knew everything? LOL
Aarik Offline
#4 Posted:
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Cracker Jack Kid wrote:
Homeboy how the holy Cracker Jacks did you recieve a hlf a ashtray. I just gotta know the answer to this one.



The stinky ashtray comes in 2 parts, the base and the bowl. You put them together with a single screw.
I have the base, but not the bowl. SO i have 1/2 an ashtray. <<< optimist way of thinking about it. Otherwise i would have said "i am missing 1/2 an ashtray". Either way, i don't have a whole ashtray.

comprende?
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#5 Posted:
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Don't be throwing that spanish around like you own the place . You better recognize who you be talking to. I be com over there and bitch slap you so hard they have to look up your azz to get dentals records just like I do my chickadees. You need to take your azz to the dime store and get you a real mans ashtray.
Aarik Offline
#6 Posted:
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It wasn't Spanish, it was Portuguese.
You're throwing a lot of words around like a keyboard commando, almost got me running scared. Perhaps you can throw the missing 1/2 of the ashtray, that would help me out.
Otherwise, cállate la boca, barril gordo!
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#7 Posted:
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Porta on these nuts honkey.I know what you called me Mr cry me a river I didn't get my other half of my azztray. Not no commando here I am the real deal Holyfield. I will put one of my chickadees on your honkey azz.
Aarik Offline
#8 Posted:
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yes, yes, use the big words, tough girl. You so crazy loco chiquita banana up yours.
HAHAHA you f.ing donkey.
KingoftheCove Offline
#9 Posted:
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This is kinda like the Fight Club….
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted:
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I wanna see some Thunderdome action. Two noobs enter. One noob leaves.
tonygraz Offline
#11 Posted:
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The half ash vs cracker jackass. Why not 2 enter 2 leave.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted:
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'Cause then it would be a tie. Nobody likes a tie
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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not even a bow tie?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#14 Posted:
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As one who lives in Orville Redenbacher's one time hometown, there are exceptions to every rule.
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted:
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Where do these freaks keep coming from ?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Where do these freaks keep coming from ?



I was gonna say Cleveland but that's a bit of a stretch...I'm going with New Jersey.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
I was gonna say Cleveland but that's a bit of a stretch...I'm going with New Jersey.

I dunno, crackerbarrel types with a southern accent...maybe South New Jersey?
JGKAMIN Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,388
Aarik wrote:
Hey so does CigarBid have any customer service??
Phones are not being picked up, been on hold for hours.
Emails being rejected, They are using a very expensive Cisco Ironport to filter their emails, so i am sure it is set to reject everything on purpose.
The online contact us form is useless, noone ever calls back.

So, i received 1/2 an ashtray and wondering where the other 1/2 is?
Is there anyone on this board that can help? Maybe someone local can trow a brick at their warehouse to get their attention?





I was just gonna start a similar thread, seems I got a bowl sent to me and no base. I’ll send you my mailing info so you can forward my missing base and I have a complete unit. Herfing
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#19 Posted:
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South Philly boyz anymore Philly boyz on here that might want to drink some ole Crow and smoke a few.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#20 Posted:
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South Jersey / South Philly
Tomayto / Tomahto
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
South Jersey / South Philly
Tomayto / Tomahto

true.
Smokeycody Offline
#22 Posted:
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Y’all whack arguing over a ash tray and a word. Even if y’all as tough as you claim to be. You probably end up firing on some dumb ****
Aarik Offline
#23 Posted:
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1/2 an ashtray. Don’t confuse the cracker girl.
tonygraz Offline
#24 Posted:
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Which half ?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#25 Posted:
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The left half.... or right depending which way you're facing
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted:
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Why not the top or bottom half ?
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#27 Posted:
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Lawd will someone give this man an ashtray. So he will stop crying on a public forum.

cJK
Aarik Offline
#28 Posted:
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there goes the libtard cracker, "someone give, someone work". Why don't you send me one?
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#29 Posted:
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I can send you and asstray
Aarik Offline
#30 Posted:
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only if it's a small to medium female ass.
plinytheelder Offline
#31 Posted:
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Huh... I just flick my ashes on the ground.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#32 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Why not the top or bottom half ?

'Cause I thought you were being funny. He already said he got the base and not the bowl
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#33 Posted:
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Aarik if you get to south Philly I will let you have your choice of my chickadees. They come in all shapes and sizes .
Aarik Offline
#34 Posted:
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Cracker Jack, if i ever do make it to philly i'm not wasting time visiting your birdcage, dumbass.
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#35 Posted:
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You wouldn't know a good time if it slapped you in the face honkey. You still mad about your ashtray.
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted:
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I could sure use a new ashtray... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#37 Posted:
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Me to been using the same diesel ashtray for 3 or 4 years
Aarik Offline
#38 Posted:
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I’m selling my brand new Stinkey In black for 1/2 price.
$20 shipping included.
MACS Offline
#39 Posted:
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Aarik wrote:
I’m selling my brand new Stinkey In black for 1/2 price.
$20 shipping included.


I had a black one with the deep bowl. Donated it to one of my buddies. Still have a brown one with the deep bowl.

But I wasn't fool enough to order it from these clowns. Got it direct from Big Stinky.
corey sellers Offline
#40 Posted:
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Is it a one piece or 2 ?

tonygraz Offline
#41 Posted:
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The ash tray or the bathing suit ?
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