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No whip cream for you!!!!!!
Speyside2 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
Posts: 2,360
New law in New York. You must be 21 to buy whip cream in the can. Nitrous Oxide breathing. What an important law. What is this world coming to. No need to answer that, I already know.
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,120
Democrat leadership.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,650
But what about my constitutionally protected right to whippet?

Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not to late
To whip it
Whip it good
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,310
"Sorry kid, no I.D.? Go buy Cool Whip..."
RayR Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,881
I'm sure the Demonrats are just doing it to protect the children from uncontrolled laughter. Glare
You know how much LEFTY cares about the children.

Add that to the NY State NewSpeak laws signed by the Woke Dicktatoress , like removing the word “inmate” and replace it with “incarcerated person” and the most recent one, banning the word "salesman". The mentally retarded WOKIES aren't done either. Opps..I said another banned word! Anxious

Death of a ‘salesman’ in New York after Gov. Kathy Hochul signs ‘salespeople’ law

By Zach Williams
August 18, 2022

Quote:
Willy Loman is no more, at least in New York state law.

Gov. Kathy Hochul signed legislation Thursday replacing the word “salesman” with “salesperson” — the latest in a series of moves by Albany toward gender-neutral and other woke language.

“Jobs have no gender, but unfortunately, many of our state’s laws still use gendered language when discussing professions that are practiced by people of all genders,” state Sen. Anna Kaplan (D-Nassau) said of the bill she sponsored with Assemblyman Danny O’Donnell (D-Manhattan).

In addition to replacing the word “salesman,” which a summary of the measure deems “antiquated,” the new law replaces instances of “his” or “her” with “their” in relevant statutes affecting the real estate industry.

“We want our workplaces to reflect the diversity of New York, and the best way to achieve that goal is by making sure all realtors feel that they belong and the profession is accessible,” O’Donnell said in a statement.

Thursday’s bill signing is the latest example of New York state government’s nomenclature kick.

Another bill – sponsored by state Sen. Samra Brouk (D-Rochester) and Carrie Woerner (D-Saratoga) — approved by Hochul Wednesday removes gendered references to office-holders in local legislative bodies — like “councilman” — in favor of words like “council member.”

Other new laws scrap the use of the terms “mentally retarded” and “inmate” in favor of “developmentally disabled” and “incarcerated person.”

“There is no place for the ‘R’ word in our vocabulary and certainly not in our laws,” state Sen. Roxanne Persaud said in a statement celebrating enactment of the former law.

Not everyone has been on board with the changes.

“Welcome to Democrat-controlled New York … Where the ‘incarcerated individuals’ are running the asylum,” Michael Fraser, a spokesman for Republican Assembly Minority Leader William Barclay, quipped earlier this month.

Thursday’s law, which overwhelmingly passed the Assembly and state Senate, was less controversial.

“I’m fine with this,” tweeted upstate radio host Doug Goudie before adding: “‘Inmate’ being changed to ‘incarcerated individual’ however is still ludicrous.”

https://nypost.com/2022/08/18/new-york-gov-kathy-hochul-signs-salespeople-law/

ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
They can have weed, get sex changes and vote democrat multiple times. That’s all that matters.
J&K11 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-20-2021
Posts: 55
Off topic but is cbid blocking certain people from creating new posts? I see new threads started every day but I no longer have the option to.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
I muted you because you weren’t posting good customer service threads.
JGKAMIN Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,402
So now the fat sloppy huffers can’t even get some whipped cream in a big gulp anymore? But we’ll look the other way on weed and not detain the criminals? And if you don’t like it Hochul said to take your shyt and move to Florida…
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,359
Kills all the sexual dessert for the young kids . Dammit glad I am old.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
they'll have to peel my cold dead fingers from around my model glue!
MoreBeer Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2010
Posts: 83
Gotta put those locking caps on AC condenser fittings as well. Can't have little Jack and Jill next door snorting that refrigerant.
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