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A Few Options That Should Be Implemented At Cbid
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MoreBeer Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 3:00 PM EST
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#1 For those who spend at least $1,000 annually, there should be a priority customer support contact page through the site with a 24 hour guaranteed response time.

#2 The ability to request shipping by UPS ONLY for a higher fee to avoid issues with the USPS.

I now welcome all the snarky replies................
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 3:04 PM EST
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Maybe a Platinum membership.
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 3:55 PM EST
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MoreBeer wrote:
#1 For those who spend at least $1,000 annually, there should be a priority customer support contact page through the site with a 24 hour guaranteed response time.

#2 The ability to request shipping by UPS ONLY for a higher fee to avoid issues with the USPS.

I now welcome all the snarky replies................


I know I spent well over $1,000 a year for at least the first 3 years I was here. That spending got me my lifetime platinum membership for free. That was a really nice perk! Unfortunately (…or fortunately, depending on how you look at it…), I haven’t bought anything in over two years so haven’t benefited from the free 2nd day air shipping that comes with the membership…but hey, it still does have it’s privileges!
MoreBeer Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 4:21 PM EST
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There's two levels of Platinum Membership. The base membership and the enhanced for those who aren't aware. To qualify for the enhanced, you must buy at least $750 of CAO and Diesel cigars annually.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 4:24 PM EST
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#3 Complementary hookers and blow
KingoftheCove Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 4:51 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
#3 Complementary hookers and blow

Wheel

Whistle
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 5:11 PM EST
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#5 SOB

I HAVE THE C-BID :

"KIM JUNG-UN 5 miles UNDERGROUND on massive shock absorbers PLEASURE BUNKER
MEMBERSHIP"

WHICH INCLUDES...

FREE SHIPPING on all Cbid orders
45%DISCOUNT ON ALL BIDS WON
FREE 89LB HOT ASIAN SPINNER GASH ON REQUEST
24/7/365
F.I.D.D.Y. POUND BARRELS OF PHARM BLOW
FREE CUBAN CIGARS
LOUIS 14 COUVASSIER VSOP CONGAC BOTTLES GALORE
GOLD LEAF DUST SALT SHAKERS
and free visits on Dennis Rodmans private jet...

And several more top secret perks...
Too secret to mention on a discount cigar forum
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 5:16 PM EST
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^ Now that's top tier platinum
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 5:49 PM EST
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$1,000 per annum for cigars is not that much...
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 7:26 PM EST
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$1k a year is piker numbers….

I wouldn’t answer your call either.

Don’t like shipping? $1k you’re lucky you don’t get feral cat turds in your box.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 8:01 PM EST
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Cocaine and tacos
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 9:02 PM EST
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I won a 5er of hot Asian Spinner Gash.
Order is still processing.
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 9:11 PM EST
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Hehehe
MoreBeer Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2022, 10:13 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
$1,000 per annum for cigars is not that much...


True....if there was a ton of good sheet to buy.
dmahfood Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 10:49 AM EST
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Huzzah!
JadeRose Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 11:46 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I won a 5er of hot Asian Spinner Gash.
Order is still processing.



I could go for some hot asian spinner gash about now
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 12:22 PM EST
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Me too ! The spring rolls didn't do it.
Palama Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 4:21 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Me too ! The spring rolls didn't do it.


Prefer Summer Rolls (…sometimes called Shrimp Rolls…) instead. Much healthier since they’re not fried.

Sunoverbeach Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 6:03 PM EST
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So, what's in the autumn and winter rolls?
Palama Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 6:09 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
So, what's in the autumn and winter rolls?


They don’t have Autumn or Winter in Vietnam so I guess they only created rolls for the two seasons they do have.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 7:19 PM EST
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That's seasonist!
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2022, 9:35 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Prefer Summer Rolls (…sometimes called Shrimp Rolls…) instead. Much healthier since they’re not fried.


we call them human flesh rolls, but only if we're sure no one can hear us.
We like them. We eat them.
Dipped in da peanut sauce.
Not fried.
JGKAMIN Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Sep 18 2022, 7:53 AM EST
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MoreBeer wrote:
There's two levels of Platinum Membership. The base membership and the enhanced for those who aren't aware. To qualify for the enhanced, you must buy at least $750 of CAO and Diesel cigars annually.

Only CAO and Deisel? Damn! I know I’ve spent roughly $50000 on some Gurkha’s, then again that was MSRP and only cost me $68 because I was fortunate enough to catch one of their rare sales. Herfing
clintCigar Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Sep 18 2022, 1:55 PM EST
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#3 will fosho get membership numbers up
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