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DrafterX Offline
#301 Posted:
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Damnit..!! Oklahoma state lost in 2nd overtime... Sad
8trackdisco Offline
#302 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Damnit..!! Oklahoma state lost in 2nd overtime... Sad


Wrong thread, noob. Bomb
DrafterX Offline
#303 Posted:
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I feel better posting here.. altho I'm still sad... Sad
DrMaddVibe Offline
#304 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Finishing perhaps the worst cigar I’ve had in a year. ANYTHING I pull out of the humidor next will be better.

Great positive spin.



Please...do tell.Herfing
deadeyedick Offline
#305 Posted:
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Rained like a somebitch over night. Very un-Arizona like.

Third cup in hand. Looks like we will get our planned hike in this morning though and then on to the gym. I foresee football, cigar and beer in my future.

Happy Sunday folks.
Gene363 Offline
#306 Posted:
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Good Sunday Morning! It's a clear 51° on the way to 84° today.
MACS Offline
#307 Posted:
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Coffee down, dog walked and fed and a little food in my gut. Couple errands to run while the pot roast is in the oven and then it's layabout time.
Ram27 Offline
#308 Posted:
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Hi..........ram27bat
8trackdisco Offline
#309 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Please...do tell.Herfing


An aunt of mine was in Florida and thought of me when she saw cigars being sold. Bought a box of five. Says Key West Florida A Pirate’s Paradise. The company printed on the back is Island Cigar Factory.

Flavor profile was hard to put together. Best I can come up with is tastes like bass turd child of a lowest level Victor Sinclair and a Kentucky Fire Cured, then burnt it in a toaster, then rested it on a dying pile of burning coal embers. Bitter as a flat chested, red headed ex girlfriend. A horrific assault on the palate created by someone who hates cigar smokers.

Maybe they make better cigars than this. As I think on it, I challenge them to make a worse cigar.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#310 Posted:
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Morning, peoples. The weekend rolls on, entirely too quickly
BuckyB93 Offline
#311 Posted:
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Off to the flea market so see if anyone's trash is worth buying
rfenst Offline
#312 Posted:
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Foreseeing a lot or couch-lock and football today.!!
Ram27 Offline
#313 Posted:
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Better check with jonsey before heading out Bucky. Think
BuckyB93 Offline
#314 Posted:
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Bought this thing for $10

https://www.ebay.com/itm/333783898299

My sister-in-law loves Lucille Ball so it will add to her collection of knickknacks assuming she doesn't this one yet.
tonygraz Offline
#315 Posted:
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Well at least you didn't pay $14+ shipping on picking up a woman.
Gene363 Offline
#316 Posted:
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Did you know Lucille Ball helped get Star Treck onto TV?

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/star-trek-documentary-lucille-ball
rfenst Offline
#317 Posted:
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Jeez is Amazon way cheaper than office depot/office max (by like 33-40%) for office e and envelopes and folders! Applause
Wife is making pumpkin bear by scratch. Little bundt cakes for me (better caramelization) and like a dozen loafs to freeze and give away. Chit is amazing, even when sliced and eaten while frozen. Nice she has to do 100% of the clean-up too.

BuckyB93 Offline
#318 Posted:
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Our local Staples makes most of their money from their printing/copy center. Printing menus, flyers and stuff for local businesses, copies of blueprints for building contractors, wedding invitations, posters, banners, etc. Without the onsite printing and copying for stuff like that Staples would probably be put out of business. They also teamed up with UPS as local drop off for packaging and shipping via UPS.
BuckyB93 Offline
#319 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Well at least you didn't pay $14+ shipping on picking up a woman.


It will prolly cost $15 to ship it to her. Shipping charges have gone up a lot in the past few years.

Tree Uno NINE!
8trackdisco Offline
#320 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
It will prolly cost $15 to ship it to her. Shipping charges have gone up a lot in the past few years.

Tree Uno NINE!


I’d pay for shipping, but I’d handle her myself.
8trackdisco Offline
#321 Posted:
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Two miles from the stadium after the humiliation heaped on the locals by the Jets, more sirens than I can recall hearing. The police have their hands full with DV calls.
MACS Offline
#322 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Two miles from the stadium after the humiliation heaped on the locals by the Jets, more sirens than I can recall hearing. The police have their hands full with DV calls.


Broads should know better'n to talk back when the Pack loses... just sayin'.


(I keed, I keed)
8trackdisco Offline
#323 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Broads should know better'n to talk back when the Pack loses... just sayin'.


(I keed, I keed)


The pathetic phrase which is heard most commonly after a cowardly man hits his lady is most commonly “Look what you made me do!”

Just execute those fuggers.

In unrelated news, the Queen remains dead.
MACS Offline
#324 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
The pathetic phrase which is heard most commonly after a cowardly man hits his lady is most commonly “Look what you made me do!”

Just execute those fuggers.

In unrelated news, the Queen remains dead.


She shouldn't have made him do that... Whistle
dkeage Offline
#325 Posted:
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🥃🍺
dkeage Offline
#326 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
The pathetic phrase which is heard most commonly after a cowardly man hits his lady is most commonly “Look what you made me do”

Just execute those fuggers.

In unrelated news, the Queen remains dead.

If she’s conscious enough that you have to explain it, you didn’t do it right...
Ram27 Offline
#327 Posted:
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Go Eagles 🦅 kick the Cowgirls a$$.Applause
Gene363 Offline
#328 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
The pathetic phrase which is heard most commonly after a cowardly man hits his lady is most commonly “Look what you made me do!”

Just execute those fuggers.

In unrelated news, the Queen remains dead.


Why did the wife have two black eyes?







She just wouldn't listen.




Shame on you

Ram27 Offline
#329 Posted:
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WTG EAGLES 🦅 Applause Beer Beer Applause
8trackdisco Offline
#330 Posted:
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36, wc 27, 15 mph winds, gusts up to 40, with snow.

Let’s go get ‘em.
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#331 Posted:
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Morning all,

Have a good day!
Ram27 Offline
#332 Posted:
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Hello Monday, hello gang. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#333 Posted:
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Cool Dudes..
corey sellers Offline
#334 Posted:
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Morning gents
Gene363 Offline
#335 Posted:
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Good Monday Morning! It's 61° on the way to 84° today. First thing this morning I go for my annual medical examination, I just hope I pass for being alive.
Ram27 Offline
#336 Posted:
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X. Herfing
John hay Cigars Offline
#337 Posted:
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"Bitter as a flat chested, red headed ex girlfriend."

Applause
DrMaddVibe Offline
#338 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
WTG EAGLES 🦅 Applause Beer Beer Applause



UNDEFEATED!!!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#339 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
An aunt of mine was in Florida and thought of me when she saw cigars being sold. Bought a box of five. Says Key West Florida A Pirate’s Paradise. The company printed on the back is Island Cigar Factory.

Flavor profile was hard to put together. Best I can come up with is tastes like bass turd child of a lowest level Victor Sinclair and a Kentucky Fire Cured, then burnt it in a toaster, then rested it on a dying pile of burning coal embers. Bitter as a flat chested, red headed ex girlfriend. A horrific assault on the palate created by someone who hates cigar smokers.

Maybe they make better cigars than this. As I think on it, I challenge them to make a worse cigar.


There's a local shpo that carries them. The owner and one of his salespeople have a yearly bet on the Gators vs Noles game. The loser has to smoke one...in front of everybody.
deadeyedick Offline
#340 Posted:
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A sunny 64/83. Coffeed up, large deposit and 5 miles before 7 a m. A nice Party Short on the patio. Motivated!
BuckyB93 Offline
#341 Posted:
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John hay Cigars wrote:
"Bitter as a flat chested, red headed ex girlfriend."

Applause


A JHC sighting
RiverRatRuss Offline
#342 Posted:
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Mornin All... It's Fuggin Cold here... That is All!!! Herfing
Sunoverbeach Offline
#343 Posted:
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Took the day off. Spent the morning putting new grips on the clubs the boy and I are going to surprise the wife with. Now at the shpo for a smoke or two
rfenst Offline
#344 Posted:
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John hay Cigars wrote:
"Bitter as a flat chested, red headed ex girlfriend."

Applause

Hey!!!

Glad your still alive!
Hope you and your wife are doing well.
MACS Offline
#345 Posted:
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Winterized the lawn. Spread some 50/50 topsoil/manure over the areas where the bobcat jacked up da grass. It's already coming back pretty good, but may as well feed it a little extra.

Repotted an aloe plant for da wifey in the same topsoil/manure mixture. Prolly gonna grow really well for awhile.

Was smart enough to wear nitrile gloves while doing so... hands don't smell like poop. Beer
dkeage Offline
#346 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Winterized the lawn. Spread some 50/50 topsoil/manure over the areas where the bobcat jacked up da grass. It's already coming back pretty good, but may as well feed it a little extra.

Repotted an aloe plant for da wifey in the same topsoil/manure mixture. Prolly gonna grow really well for awhile.

Was smart enough to wear nitrile gloves while doing so... hands don't smell like poop. Beer



Learned that working at the jail!
MACS Offline
#347 Posted:
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Oh yeah... always glove up.
Whistlebritches Offline
#348 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
An aunt of mine was in Florida and thought of me when she saw cigars being sold. Bought a box of five. Says Key West Florida A Pirate’s Paradise. The company printed on the back is Island Cigar Factory.

Flavor profile was hard to put together. Best I can come up with is tastes like bass turd child of a lowest level Victor Sinclair and a Kentucky Fire Cured, then burnt it in a toaster, then rested it on a dying pile of burning coal embers. Bitter as a flat chested, red headed ex girlfriend. A horrific assault on the palate created by someone who hates cigar smokers.

Maybe they make better cigars than this. As I think on it, I challenge them to make a worse cigar.


Pretty sure I have the same exact 5'r in the small SLB.My son and ex-DIL bought them for me while visiting Key West bout 5-6 years ago.I tried one bout 2-3 years ago.........saying it was rough around the edges would be way too kind.The other 4 are sleeping in my main humi........... not sure aging them will help but it damn sure can't hurt.
tonygraz Offline
#349 Posted:
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I got a bundle of 20 toros with a Key West label. Light wrapper and not even close to good. They got better and are smoke able now, but they are still not even a good yard gar.
8trackdisco Offline
#350 Posted:
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Drove a Tesla X today. The crossover type Tesla. Freaky.
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