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OverpAiD lazEy liberal tech noGGinS wiLL "R.O.L.L." 2 MORROW
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,391
50% Twitter workforce layoff tommorow...

Supposedly mostly OVERPAID WOKE ELECTION CHANGING POLITBORO PROPOGANDA LEFTISTS...

TOO BAD FOR SILICON VALLEY BANKS and mortgage companies...THE poor san Francisco "WORTHLESS paper holders" will feel the bankruptcy pinch and foreclosure tSUNAMI coming to their institutions in spades...

3,7000 multi million dollar home loans soon to go BLY UP AND WORTHLESS..

NOBODY IS COMING TO WORK TOMORROW AT TWITTER...PROLLY TO PREVENT ANY MASS SHOOTINGS BY WACKED OUT OVER MORTGAGED PISSED OFF EMPLOYEES "WITH LONG GUNS" ...THE NEW OVER USED MEDIA DARLING WORD JUST LIKE "GRAVITAS" A FEW YRS AGO...

THAT WAS A REALLY SMART MIVE ON ELON'S PART ..
Mike3316 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2022
Posts: 327
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. No tears here. Whistle
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,391
Well,

It has been happening all over the TECHNOLOGY INDUSTRY THESE LAST TWO WEEKS...

TWITTER
INSTAGRAM
META / FACEBOOK
LYFT
PLUS SEVERAL OTHERS ALL OVER THE INTERNET....

FROM what I have read??? This overpaid idiots living in a dream world of catch phrases, marketing terms nobody understands except them, cushy NO work jobs that could be done from home during the pandemic whilst they watched their depressed spawn falter and not learn a thing for two solid yrs whilst the walked the dog 8 times a day and started banging their hot neighbors on the side WHILST BEING PAID $200-$400 L.A.R.G.E. FOR DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...

HAVE finally hit reality head ON...

BUT HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF THESE LOSERS ARE FLYING OVERSEAS for 4-6 week vacations in Europe, central America and Africa to "expand their horizons" and perhaps get material and info to "write books or novels" as reported on their Facebook accounts....

GET REAL
AND
CUT ME A HUSK...

SAVE YOUR MONEY
YOU'LL NEED IT...

FORGET ABOUT BEING AN AUTHOR , NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR BOOK...
GO SIGN UP TO RETRAIN FOR A JOB SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS THROUGH YOUR STATES UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE THAT OFFERS FREE TUTION AND CANCEL YOUR
EXTRAVAGANT OVERSEAS TRIPS...

GET A GRIP AND HONKER DOWN...

DARK TIMES ARE COMING especially if your sitting on a million dollar house mortgage as thousands of those technology IDJITS in California are right now....

Start trash diving ....and buy my new upcoming book...

"How to survive on almost NOTHING"

SOON TO BE A BEST SELLER...
RayR Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 6,446
There's something poetic about censors getting canceled.
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 44,212
So here is how Silicon Valley tech works…

(I’m in Silicon Valley tech)

When interest rates are low, debt is basically free and tech goes wild. Companies talk in terms of burn rate, late stage funding, and unicorns. We have bean bag chairs, ping pong tables, and free company cafeterias. We invent stuff and then convince you that you cannot live without it. We’re also encouraged to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the office and compete over who takes the least vacation per year. Vacation is weakness. People have million dollar mortgages and take their kids’ Ritalin so they can be awake working longer.

When interest rates are high, tech has to compete for funding. You have to actually make money or die. Tech has been a bloodbath and in a recession for months. It’s coming to Main Street soon.

For every tech company you know, 20 went bankrupt. It’s the modern day gold rush.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,693
sounds good!
are they hiring?
HockeyDad Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 44,212
frankj1 wrote:
sounds good!
are they hiring?


Yes, if you can provide a return on investment. I’m understaffed.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,391
I can empty trash cans with the best of them...
Vacuum, shine floors and wash windows...
What's the starting salary for a company employed custodian ( not a subcontracted out of house cleaning company peon)??? $150k at least and a bean bag in my closet too...
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,693
don't forget about the brown M&M's Y.O.G.I.
brown M&Ms in the bowl...deal breaker.
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 57,980
https://fortune.com/2022/10/27/meta-facebook-fined-25-million-failing-reveal-buyers-targets-political-ads-washington/amp/

Not good news when your stock is tanking and your growth plan is still born.
HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 44,212
Mr. Jones wrote:
I can empty trash cans with the best of them...
Vacuum, shine floors and wash windows...
What's the starting salary for a company employed custodian ( not a subcontracted out of house cleaning company peon)??? $150k at least and a bean bag in my closet too...


They’re all subcontracted out. $50K and they live in an RV or have a 2 hour commute.
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 57,980
Jonsie would kill for a new RV…..a mobile party hut, are you kidding me?! Harder to track too…..50k is a LOT of scratch it’s.
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,391
Sign me up!!!

I only make $12 k now on social security!!!

That's a 400++% pay increase!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 57,980
You could get lot lizard gash too…..double up the Jimmie’s.
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,693
I need to get my jimmie waxed
MACS Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,443
HockeyDad wrote:
Yes, if you can provide a return on investment. I’m understaffed.


Can I work from home?
MACS Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,443
frankj1 wrote:
I need to get my jimmie waxed


Don't we all, Frankie... don't we all...
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