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Mr. Jones Offline
#51 Posted:
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"FAT BOYEEEE SCAMMER WITH AN AFRO"
IS complaining about PRISON FOOD....
"I'M A VEGANNNN !!! WAAAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAA!!!"

"FAT BOYEE FRO' " shoulda' thought about that before stealing BILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT WERE NOT HIS...

THIS GUY WONT LAST 2 MONTHS IN PRISON

CADDYSHACK...CANNONBALL...CANNONBALL COMIN'...

"EPSTEIN COMMIN' " FOR FAT BOYEE FRO'...

BROKEN CAMERAS COMIN'

(PROBLEM ISSSSS ....FAT BOY FRO' WILL BREAK ANY CLOTH KNOWN TO MAN KIND IF HE "HANGS HIMSELF" WITH A HOMEMADE CLOTHING NOOSE..)
RayR Offline
#52 Posted:
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You shouldn't make fun of a FAT BOYZEEEE ‘Depressed Vegan’ Shame on you

Sam Bankman-Fried Taken to Rat-Infested Jail After Begging Judge to Grant Bail Because He’s a ‘Depressed Vegan’

By Cristina Laila
Published December 14, 2022 at 11:45am

Quote:
FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried was denied bail by a judge in the Bahamas on Tuesday.

Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested in the Bahamas on Monday and charged with 8 counts of money laundering and fraud.

Billions are still ‘missing’ from Sam Bankman-Fried’s collapsed Ponzi scheme.

Bankman-Fried on Tuesday told the magistrate he couldn’t go to jail because he’s a vegan and depressed.

The judge denied his bail and he was marched to an overcrowded jail.

More...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/12/sam-bankman-fried-taken-rat-infested-jail-begging-judge-grant-bail-depressed-vegan/


HockeyDad Offline
#53 Posted:
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That Viking who conquered the United States tried that “jail food” stunt. Does not work.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#54 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
That Viking who conquered the United States tried that “jail food” stunt. Does not work.



Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
JGKAMIN Offline
#55 Posted:
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Soy Boy Sam
Mr. Jones Offline
#56 Posted:
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Good nickname

Tofu fatty
DrMaddVibe Offline
#57 Posted:
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Shudda begged for a lot more cameras instead of tofu!!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#58 Posted:
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America's prison are LIKE BIG FARADAY CAGES....

NO CAMERAS SEEM TO WORK INSIDE THEM???

YEA RIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTTTTT!!!

BWUHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sunoverbeach Offline
#59 Posted:
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There is nothing better than realizing right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream
HockeyDad Offline
#60 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
There is nothing better than realizing right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream


Seriously. This morning I woke up to a dream that my roof on the house that I’m selling had storm damage and I needed to call the insurance company.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#61 Posted:
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Sure it wasn't because you were on a Marine base back in the 80's and drank the water?
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Giant Bitcoin Miner Core Scientific Files For Bankruptcy



Update (0925ET): Nasdaq-listed Core Scientific filed for bankruptcy in the U.S. early Wednesday, confirming late Tuesday reports that the miner would seek Chapter 11 protection on the following day.

The company said in a statement that the decision followed "a comprehensive review of potential alternatives and exhaustive discussions with various company stakeholders."

Core Scientific added that it expects to enter into a restructuring support agreement with the Ad Hoc Noteholder Group, representing more than 50% of the holders of its convertible notes.

"The filing of these cases was necessitated by a decline in the Company's operating performance and liquidity suffering from the prolonged decrease in the price of bitcoin, the increase in electricity costs necessary to power the Company's data centers, and the failure by certain of its hosting customers to honor their payment obligations," per the statement.

"In response to these factors, the Company has actively taken steps to decrease monthly costs, delay construction expenses, reduce and delay capital expenditures and increase hosting profitability."

Core Scientific said it is "committed to operating normally" as it moves "swiftly through the process" of restructuring.

"During this process and upon emergence, the Company will continue to operate its existing self-mining and hosting operations, which remain significantly cash flow positive on a debt-free basis," per the statement.

"The Company remains dedicated to providing hosting services and self-mining in its state-of-the-art data centers."

* * *

As CoinTelegraph's Arijit Sarkar detailed earlier, just days after a creditor offered to help Core Scientific avoid possible bankruptcy, reports have emerged confirming the Bitcoin mining company’s fate. Core Scientific is reportedly filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in Texas owing to falling revenue and low BTC prices.

On Dec. 14, financial services platform B. Riley offered to provide Core Scientific with $72 million in non-cash financing - $40 million with zero contingencies and $32 million with conditions - to retain value for stakeholders. The decision was made after Core’s valuation fell from $4.3 billion in July 2021 to $78 million at the time of reporting.

As a direct result of an extended bear market, Core Scientific had to sell 9,618 BTC in April to stay operational. A CNBC report quoted a person familiar with the company’s finances as saying that the Bitcoin mining company would file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy early on Dec. 21.

While the company continues to generate positive cashflows, the income is not sufficient to cover the operational costs, which involve repaying the lease for its Bitcoin mining equipment.

The report also suggests that Core Scientific will continue its mining operations and has no plans to liquidate. When B. Riley offered a lending hand, the company’s stocks momentarily surged nearly 200%, but has since seen a steady decline.

Core Scientific’s share price movement on Nasdaq.

On Oct. 26, a Core Scientific filing with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission indicated financial distress. According to the company, the primary reasons for this situation were low Bitcoin prices, increased electricity costs, an increase in the global Bitcoin hash rate and the bankruptcy of crypto lender Celsius, which wiped out the debts owed to Core Scientific.

Core Scientific has not yet responded to Cointelegraph's request for comment.

Tech giant Microsoft recently restricted its cloud users from mining cryptocurrencies as a measure to increase the stability of its cloud services.

As Cointelegraph reported, Microsoft updated its acceptable use policy on Dec. 1 to clarify that “mining cryptocurrency is prohibited without prior Microsoft approval.”

The company said its intent was to protect customers by reducing the risk of disruption or impairedservices in the Microsoft Cloud.

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/giant-bitcoin-miner-core-scientific-files-bankruptcy
Mr. Jones Offline
#63 Posted:
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CORE SCIENTIFIC....B.A.D.....

THAT IS ZRX1200 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ MARTIAN LANGUAGE THOUGHT SPEAK....
RayR Offline
#64 Posted:
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They need to do a lot more of that digital mining stuff...that's what the FED does. Put a few more zeros on the end on that computer screen and yer in!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#65 Posted:
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Since your internal voice doesn't need to breathe, you can scream inside forever
DrMaddVibe Offline
#66 Posted:
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Most nasty girls just give ya the clap...this one? This one brought her strap on!


Caroline Ellison Throws SBF Under The Bus: Pleads Guilty To Fraud, Agrees To Cooperate With The DOJ



Two weeks ago, when amid reports that the former CEO of Alameda Capital (which as a reminder was ground zero of the FTX implosion after it blew up $8 billion in FTX client funds on trades gone horribly wrong), Caroline Ellison, was spotted in New York just after retaining Clinton superlawyer, Jamie Gorelick of Wilmer Hale, which as readers may recall was the former No. 2 ranking member in the Clinton Justice Department, and in a recent interview, she referred to current AG Merrick Garland as her "wingman", we asked if Caroline had rolled on Sam Bankman-Fried, who was also her former lover.

Fast forward to today when we just got confirmation that Caroline Ellison has fucked Bankman-Fried one final time by indeed rolling on him, and "turning states" in the criminal prosecution of the corpulent "Hairy Plotter", who commingled and stole the client money in his FTX exchange to fund a series of terrible crypto bets at his personal hedge fund Alameda, fund tens of millions in donations to democrats and buy up prestigious real estate for himself and his "altruistic" progressive lawyer parents.

According to a Manhattan Federal prosecutor, two of FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s closest associates have pleaded guilty to fraud and agreed to co-operate with US authorities investigating the collapse of the bankrupt cryptocurrency exchange. In other words, they took a plea deal to avoid even more prison time in exchange for serving SBF on a silver platter to the Feds.

Damian Williams, the US attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced the guilty pleas and criminal charges against Caroline Ellison and Zixiao “Gary” Wang, the low profile co-founder of FTX, in a short video statement. His office had brought eight charges against Bankman-Fried last week.

Ellison pleaded guilty to seven counts, including wire and securities fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering, which carry a maximum sentence of 110 years in prison, while Wang pleaded guilty to four counts of fraud, with a maximum 50-year sentence.

The documents said prosecutors would not oppose bail requests from both defendants under certain conditions, including posting a bond and handing in their travel documents, as they awaited formal sentencing.

Concurrently, the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission also filed civil lawsuits against the 28-year-old Ellison and 29-year-old Wang, accusing them of fraud.

“As part of their deception, we allege that Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried schemed to manipulate the price of FTT, an exchange crypto security token that was integral to FTX, to prop up the value of their house of cards,” said SEC chair Gary Gensler. Furthermore, as CEO of the FTX trading affiliate, Ellison “used FTX’s customer assets to pay Alameda’s debts” and diverted billions of dollars of depositors’ money to the company to fill a hole caused by a crypto market crash in May, the SEC’s complaint alleges.

The CFTC said Wang had a hand in creating some of the algorithms that underpinned FTX, which allowed Alameda “to maintain an essentially unlimited line of credit” on the exchange, giving it an “unfair advantage” over regular depositors. “These critical code features and structural exceptions allowed Alameda to secretly and recklessly siphon FTX customer assets from the FTX platform."

Both defendants are co-operating with the SEC, the agency said. The CFTC said they were not contesting their liability. Which means that SBF is looking at a lot of prison time, unless he too can throw someone even more important and powerful under the bus...

... although if that is the case, he probably will be Epsteined within hours of arriving at MDC Brooklyn, singe MCC New York where Epstein "killed himself", has been closed since August 2021 due to deteriorating conditions.

While Ellison's superlawyers have yet to make a statement, a lawyer for Wang, Ilan Graff, said: “Gary has accepted responsibility for his actions and takes seriously his obligations as a co-operating witness.”

Last week, the DOJ filed charges against Bankman-Fried and accused him of orchestrating “one of the biggest financial frauds in American history” by misappropriating customer assets from FTX to Alameda Research. He was arrested in the Bahamas, where he lives. He is also facing parallel civil cases from the SEC and CFTC.

Williams reiterated his call for others who worked with Bankman-Fried to come forward. “If you participated in misconduct at FTX or Alameda, now is the time to get ahead of it,” he said. “We are moving quickly and our patience is not eternal.” One of them is former Alameda CEO Sam Trabucco, best known for quietly bailing on Sam just as everyone was about to blow up and fleeing on his multi-million dollar new yacht.

The announcement from Williams comes just after a plane carrying Bankman-Fried took off from the Bahamas, where he waived his right to challenge extradition to the US. He is due to appear in a Manhattan court as soon as Thursday, where his bail request will be considered, although in light of Caroline's plea, it is safe to say it won't be granted.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/caroline-ellison-throws-sbf-under-bus-pleads-guilty-fraud-agrees-cooperate-doj


Remember to try the veggie platter Sammy and Epstein didn't kill himself!!! 10 to the Big Guy! TTFN!
Mr. Jones Offline
#67 Posted:
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Home arrest...

BIGGEST MONETARY CRIME IN U.S. HISTORY
PARENTS PONY UP $250 MILLION DOLLAR BAIL
( WHERE DID THEY GET THAT KINDA MONEY?)
CANT ANY OF US HERE PULL A SPARE $250 MIL OUT OF OUR STARFISH'S AT A MOMENTS NOTICE...
ANKLE BRACELET AT MOMMIES HUT, NO CHANCE OF BUBBA ROSEBUD ATTACKS...

TALK about special treatment.
WTF?

A duece rolls over a WAWA FOR $2,000.00....
NO BAIL , GOES DIRECTLY INTO GENERAL POP...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#68 Posted:
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Wonder if urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and wondered, "Why not?"
ZRX1200 Offline
#69 Posted:
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No chance of Bubba, but just as much chance of “natural causes” for a druggy to have a heart issue.
Mr. Jones Offline
#70 Posted:
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That broad who looks like a kindergartner who was his underling chief of SUMTHIN /V.P. ? & CO CONSPIRATOR and side squeeze CAROLINE ELLISON IS TURNING
"R.A.T.S. EVIDENCE" AND THROWING S.B.F. THE FATSO VEGAN MEGA THIEF UNDER DA' BUS !!!!

WHAT A LOW LIFE KENT...

SHE IS AS GUILTY AS FAT BOYEEEE....

CUT THAT BEOTCH ZERO BREAKS...

NO MERCY...

30 YRS EACH AT LEAST FOR ALL THREE OF THOSE GUILTY AS F*CK... F*KS...

PLUS WHAT ABOUT THE 15-20 OTHER LYING PRICKS WHO HELPED IN THIS PONZI SCHEME ...20 YRS EACH FOR THOSE PRICKS...
Stogie1020 Offline
#71 Posted:
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How much did you lose, Jonesie? Be honest.
Mr. Jones Offline
#72 Posted:
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A buck two - FIDDY...

I barely have two dimes to rub together...
I live off trash picking , dumpster diving and Unchecked scratchoff lottery tickets picked by hand out of trash cans...
( This dec.15-jan. 15 has been slow...only $255...usually 4 times that...only 20 days to go )
Stogie1020 Offline
#73 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
A buck two - FIDDY...

I barely have two dimes to rub together...
I live off trash picking , dumpster diving and Unchecked scratchoff lottery tickets picked by hand out of trash cans...
( This dec.15-jan. 15 has been slow...only $255...usually 4 times that...only 20 days to go )

I was just teasing you, Jonesie. If we lived closer, I would have you over for Shabbat dinner every week. You would get tired of my kids slurping their Ramen noodles (it's their treat meal), but the invite would stand.
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#74 Posted:
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Also, the pharmaBro guy who went to prison for a stretch for jacking up drug prices gave SBF some advice. Told him to get ready for prison by learning a ton about rap music and gangs!
Mr. Jones Offline
#75 Posted:
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He also told Eeeeeeeeeeemmm' to shave his noggin...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#76 Posted:
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack
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FTX Founder Reportedly Cashes Out $684K After Being Released On Bail



Authored by Helen Partz via CoinTelegraph.com,

SBF has allegedly cashed out $684,000 from a crypto exchange in Seychelles while being under house arrest, according to an on-chain investigation...

FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is reportedly cashing out large amounts of cryptocurrency soon after being released on bail, on-chain data suggests.

SBF has cashed out $684,000 in crypto to an exchange in Seychelles while being under house arrest, according to the on-chain investigation by DeFi educator BowTiedIguana.

Decentralized finance (DeFi) analyst BowTiedIguana took to Twitter on Dec. 29 to report on a series of obfuscated wallet transactions allegedly linked to SBF, suggesting that the former FTX CEO could have violated release conditions to not spend more than $1,000 without permission from the court.

According to BowTiedIguana’s analysis, SBF’s public address (0xD5758) on Dec. 28 sent all remaining Ether to a newly created address (0x7386d). BowTiedIguana noted that SBF took over the address that was originally owned by Sushiswap creator from Chef Nomi in August 2020.

When SBF agreed to take over control of the Sushiswap exchange from anonymous founder Chef Nomi in August 2020, he asked for ownership to be transferred to his Ethereum addresshttps://t.co/nE9z9tLd2n pic.twitter.com/vask9WqSHd
— BowTiedIguana (@BowTiedIguana) December 30, 2022

Within hours, 0x7386d received transfers totaling $367,000 from 32 addresses identified as Alameda Research wallets, with an additional $322,000 coming from other wallets. All funds were sent to a centralized crypto exchange in Seychelles and to the crypto bridge RenBridge, according to the DeFi analyst.

0x7386d sent a total of 519.5 Ether, or around $629,000, to 0x64e9B, which also received funds from addresses labeled as Alameda Research. BowTiedIguana also identified five separate transactions of less than 51 ETH ($61,000) that were used to move funds to newly created wallets and then “onwards to a Seychelles-based exchange.”

Additionally, the SBF-linked wallet 0x64e9B sent three tranches of 200,000 Tether (USDT) to the FixedFloat exchange.

“As the Ethereum blockchain is an immutable public ledger, this on-chain evidence is permanently available to law enforcement and the courts,” BowTiedIguana stated, calling attorneys from the United States Securities and Exchange Commission to look at the issue.

Confirmed to be related to SBF or not, the transactions do not necessarily mean that FTX founder has violated bail release conditions, according to some industry enthusiasts.

“I don't know that this necessarily qualifies as ‘spending’ money. They're his assets already,” one industry observer suggested.

A number of online commenters also speculated that SBF himself was Chef Nomi, the anonymous co-founder of Sushiswap. Coinbase head of strategy Conor Grogan stressed that many of the recent SBF-linked transactions were heavily related to early Sushiswap activity. “These wallets — assuming they all belong to him — were heavily involved with LPing Sushi early on, well before Chef Nomi handed off the project to SBF,” Grogan stated.

SBF himself claimed in September 2020 that he didn’t have anything to do with building Sushiswap.

6) I didn’t build sushi. I was called in and I’m trying my best to do what’s right for it.

But a lot of people seem to have gotten sidetracked fighting against those trying to fix it.

And I’m not the only one who feels that way.
— SBF (@SBF_FTX) September 15, 2020

The alleged SBF-linked transactions occurred about a week after SBF was granted bail with a $250 million bond secured by SBF’s parents paid with the equity in their house. SBF previously claimed that he only had $100,000 in his bank account after the collapse of FTX.

The news comes soon after the government of Bahamas officially announced that local authorities seized $3.5 billion worth of crypto from FTX on Nov. 12. The authorities claimed that the action was taken in order to avoid a risk of “imminent dissipation” of funds after SBF warned about cyberattacks on FTX in mid-November.

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/ftx-founder-reportedly-cashes-out-684k-after-being-released-bail


A guy like this should NEVER been allowed bail.
ZRX1200 Offline
#78 Posted:
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Nope he should be playing house in a cell.

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I wasn't going to go home for Xmas, but mom promised to make eggs Benedict. So, I'm going home for the Hollandaise
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