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Turkey Pardoning
RiverRatRuss Offline
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Wonder if Joey is going to Pardon Hunter??? d'oh! Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
Stogie1020 Offline
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Well played, Russ! Well played!
RayR Offline
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Wouldn't that be like one Turkey pardoning another Turkey? Think
ZRX1200 Offline
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If it helps, I’m fluent in Jive.
RayR Offline
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Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

U.S. - Nov 21, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey would not receive a ceremonial pardon from President Joe Biden after it was discovered that the turkey had attended the riot at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.

"The turkey we had chosen for the occasion has been determined to be completely undeserving of a pardon," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a media briefing. "The President was very eager to bestow a pardon, but unfortunately, it came to our attention that this turkey participated in the violent attack on the Capitol that attempted to overthrow the government and destroy democracy itself."

The turkey has been returned to police custody.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/turkey-denied-presidential-pardon-after-photos-emerge-of-it-attending-jan-6-riot

Stogie1020 Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
If it helps, I’m fluent in Jive.

You ever been in a cockpit before?
ZRX1200 Offline
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You met my ex?
rfenst Offline
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My defensive strategy for Hunter would involve paying his tax evasion debt and penalties Then, we would fight like hell to get him into a separate plea where he cuts a grand bargain on everything. It would require disgorgement of all illegal money and assets bought therewith.

Palama Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You met my ex?


Whistlebritches?

Oh my! Gonz
RiverRatRuss Offline
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RayR wrote:
Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

U.S. - Nov 21, 2022 · BabylonBee.com




I think they could of put an Ostrich in front of him and he wouldn't know the difference!!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Even though suicide is illegal, you can only be charged with the attempt
RiverRatRuss Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Even though suicide is illegal, you can only be charged with the attempt


You can carry an ounce of weed on your person's but you'll get charged for the ParaFURnalia to smoke it...
Sunoverbeach Offline
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All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew, and some tin foil
ZRX1200 Offline
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What do the turkey’s leg hairs do in the pool?
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