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penzt8 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 14 2000, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-05-2000
Posts: 1,771
I searched all over the internet for any cigar related humor that might be suitable to post to this board. I found a few Lewinsky related posts but figured they were a bit too colorful for this board. Fortunately I stumbled across this old outtake from the "You bet your life" show. An exchange between the host (Groucho Marx) and a contestant (a woman) went something like this:

Groucho: So I understand you have *10* children?
Woman: I *love* my husband!
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out once in a while.

Anyone else heard a good cigar joke lately?
hegemonic Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2000, 12:09 AM EST
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
nope.
wanyburger Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2000, 1:03 PM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
pez candy. I must bring this to the board for review. The lack of humor here may cost you a belt color.
asa1 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2000, 8:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-05-1999
Posts: 28
How 'bout this one:
Why did Bill Clinton take so long deciding the Elian Gonzales case?

'Cause the last time he misplaced a cuban, he got in big trouble...
wanyburger Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Sep 16 2000, 6:25 AM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
Not that could get you a promotion....
wanyburger Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Sep 16 2000, 6:25 AM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
NoW that could get you a promotion....
Palama Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2022, 2:35 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,680
If only SOB was on this forum 22 years ago….
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