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Cattle Guards & Clinton
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usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Sep 30 2000, 7:59 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
CATTLE GUARDS (the following is a definition, for the city slickers)
For those who have never traveled to the great West, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings on highways to prevent cattle from crossing. For some reason the bovines will not step on the guards, probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. I need to make that clear in order for everyone to appreciate the following TRUE story.

President Clinton received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, he ordered Secretary of Interior Bruce Babbitt to fire half of the guards immediately. Before Babbitt could respond, and presumably straighten him out,
Colorado's congresswoman Pat Schroeder intervened with a request that before any were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
(Mark Shoup associate editor, Kansas Wildlife and Parks magazine)
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Hog
shooter Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Sep 30 2000, 10:58 AM EST
Joined: 05-11-2000
Posts: 150
LMAO!!!!! Here's another Pat Schroeder f**kup. She heads the list of those challeging an individual's right to keep and bear arms, but her PRIVATE SECURITY PERSON applied for a concealed weapon carry permit a couple of months ago. When asked about this, Schroeder said that he needed it to be functional at his job. Strange how we never read or hear about these things in the liberal media. VOTE BUSH!!!!!!
jjohnson28 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Sep 30 2000, 5:11 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
You just got to love ol Bill.What a BUFFOON.
No other prez has given so much amuntion to comedians,
cartoonist or the rest of us in the history of the free
world.4 MORE YEARS.JK
CL Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2000, 5:39 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
Hey, hog. You've gotta be kidding! I know Clinton's a fool, but he really did this?! ROFLMAO! Let's put a guy in office that has more common sense -- much more than the fool in there now who gained his knowledge from a book (and, had his nose in a book when he should have been serving his country)!
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