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White OWL...YES! WHITE OWL REVIEW!
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Cycleman Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Apr 13 2007, 5:42 PM EST
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I was going to really get creative with some funny.... witty..... review.... but the bottom line is ....

It did not deserve any attention, and right now I would rather be cleaning my toilets than typing about this cigar... no lie! So I will suffer here at the key board, because I know many want to see this....

It was flavorless. The cigar traveled....... the draw was,... well.... it reminded me of being 14 and smoking a Swisher Sweet when we had no Copenhagen to chew. The first touch to my lips had a "sweet" taste and that lasted all of 2 seconds. The smoke was bla.... nothing memorable...... and the smoke it made was..... nothing a piece of toilet paper couldn't create.

It looks JUST LIKE the Amish cigars I have. Even took some photos. I think they are made by the same machine.

I also took photos of this cigar next to an Opus X...... but am so embarrassed ...... that I would only send these photos to someone if they paid me, because I should now be SHOT..... putting such a fine smoke next to a White Owl. I thought it would be funny.... and I could play on it..... but F - THAT!!! To disgrace such a fine company and hand-rolled cigar..... AArrrr......... I can't believe I even typed this!

I think I WILL go clean the bottom of my shoes I wear when I mow the yard..... or pick up dog poo.....

Yes... this was an honest review. Please all BOTL.... forgive me for this post........

Cycle
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Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 8:25 AM EST
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*Pfffffft!*

That's what you get for not choosing a White Owl PINEAPPLE!

That'll be 3 "Hail Fuente's" for you mister.








PS: Where's the review of the Free Cuba's? We're waiting...
joshuwaliu Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 9:09 AM EST
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you are entitled to your own opinion.. i guess


jk. thanks for being such a good sport!
victor808 Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 9:11 AM EST
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Mmmm...
so when's steve putting a box up for auction???

Picture makes it look delicious!
nine999 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 9:20 AM EST
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cman.... whay are you putting down such a good stogie! i just sent you a whole bunch o'them!

graqp, peach, vanilla... please review tham all when they arrive...




nine
Cycleman Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 9:27 AM EST
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Please be joking? PLEASE!!!
jjohnson28 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 9:40 AM EST
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The nine999 man never jokes...
victor808 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 9:45 AM EST
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Should we organize a "cycleman - white owl mass bombing"? :)
Grampa Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 10:11 AM EST
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I cannot even believe you actually lit this smoke. I thought you were supposed to break them down the side and fill them yourself.....At least that is what I have heard.....

Gramps

PS - I think they call them "blunts" for a reason. The reason being you would rather be bludgeoned to death with a "blunt" object than smoke this dog rocket. LOL, thanks for being a good sport Cycle!
plinytheelder Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 11:47 AM EST
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"I should now be SHOT..... "

Ready...
Aim...
FIRE!!!

GreenWolf70 Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 12:10 PM EST
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....errrr,......I thought white owl disease meant something else.
jetblasted Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 12:57 PM EST
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Must be why you used the camera phone . . .
fishinguitarman Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2007, 1:50 PM EST
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What's an OM?
ubsplat Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2007, 2:28 AM EST
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Owl Maduro
Charlie Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2007, 2:34 AM EST
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JJ

Nine999 aka 36 aka 4 nines jokes during the NFL season when he cheers for da Raiders,,,LOL

Charlie
JHC Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2007, 7:00 AM EST
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Nice smooth wrapper. No big ugly veins. Great picture.
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2007, 8:06 AM EST
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I've seen those in the stores. I thought they were supositorys
victor808 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2007, 12:37 PM EST
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So which white owl was this?

I mean, to be fair, you should try the entire line. :)











what's your address again? :)
apachelm Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Feb 5 2009, 1:03 PM EST
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^
Charlie Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Feb 5 2009, 1:05 PM EST
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An old review that is just as bad as it was the first time...

Michael I am ashamed of you..

Charlie
CigarRichieRich Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Feb 5 2009, 7:03 PM EST
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I like the barcode on the band! very classy!
nowherebird Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2009, 4:59 AM EST
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Let it sit for a year and then try again. it may improve with age.
bmw745i Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2009, 5:04 AM EST
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i prefer 'jewels sweets' and 'backwoods' myself...
apachelm Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2009, 6:11 AM EST
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That "purple" glow would have kept me from going any further!
J.Redleg Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2009, 7:19 AM EST
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I think the cigar affected your vision. The picture seems out of focus.
desperado Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Feb 6 2009, 10:15 AM EST
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should have dipped it in syrup first !











I know.....


a turd is still a turd!
but a sweet turd is a bit better
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Nov 25 2009, 4:02 PM EST
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topped for duwan
Cycleman Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Mar 22 2010, 1:31 PM EST
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Funny....
pacman357 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Mar 22 2010, 2:14 PM EST
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Notice the burn on that thing...he was clearly working that cigar.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Apr 9 2011, 9:34 AM EST
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bump
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2018, 5:51 PM EST
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A great review by Cycle...
RMAN4443 Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2018, 6:20 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
A great review by Cycle...

LoL.....I feel his pain
Cathcam13 Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2018, 6:28 PM EST
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Note to self, toss any White Owls I receive in the incinerator. 🤣
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2018, 6:31 PM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Note to self, toss any White Owls I receive in the incinerator. 🤣

Why do you hate your incinerator?
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