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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2001, 7:40 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
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Looks like our Pal William Jefferson Clinton will not only write his memoirs, but will profit nicely from it. Only problem is he hasn't got a working title yet. Let's help him. I've got several, but I'll narrow it down to these two (for now): 1. Impeach This! or 2. Presidential Glory: Close but no Cigar... Now let's hear some other suggestions.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2001, 8:05 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
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i'll write mine for $85.00. how about "what i did for lust" or "everyone was correct, i should have thought with my head" or "is this the end of little clinton"
gdurfor Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2001, 5:10 AM EST
Joined: 01-24-2001
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The Fantasy World of an Egomaniac or Take My Wife Please!
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2001, 9:43 AM EST
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I'm still looking for something more cerebral. But in the meantime I'll add some more easy ones: "Don't inhale; Just Suck" and "101 definitions for the word 'Is'"
barryneedleman Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2001, 11:13 AM EST
Joined: 08-23-2000
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Slip sliding away?
Charlie Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2001, 12:02 PM EST
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How about "Damn Monica, Look what You Did to My Montecristo!" Another option would be, "101 Reasons Why I Didn't Have Sex with That Women" or "The Liars Legend for Ten Million"........Charlie
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2001, 1:53 AM EST
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montecristo for foreplay? you can probably do just as well with a leyenda.
Charlie Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2001, 5:35 AM EST
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The "recipticle" would hardly agree with that!
jjohnson28 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2001, 10:32 AM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
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How bout:I know what I did the last 8 Summers.But can you prove it???
jjohnson28 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2001, 10:36 AM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
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Or:No thats not a cigar in my pocket,I'm just happy to see you.
Todog Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Aug 12 2001, 3:23 AM EST
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
My title would be "Buff My Helmut".
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