Hey Gordon,Long time no post brother...Say aren't you from the South/Georgia???whats next no biscuts and gravy!!!I agree totally,who the H*ll wants to eat rubber eggs,burgers and steaks anyways.Are you sure it wasn't I-hops idea?I've had it happen myself,what really pissed me off is I ordered "over easy" and wasn't informed until after they had plated all of our orders.I walked out anyway,much to the protest of the manager.But I'm sorry buddy sell that crap to someone else!!!