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this is my response to netflix, a great company
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 5:37 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
From: RICK
Date: 10/22/2010 9:53:37 PM
To: Netflix
Subject: Re: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

you have just entered the twilight zone of politics.

the republicans and the democrats are in a quandary about tax
changes for the rich and tax changes for the poor. actually you
are offering the rich customers that pay to receive and hold
more disks at one time a larger dollar amount then the poor
customers who can only afford one disk at a time.

in my personal case, since i was not planning to watch a movie
on line, that day, so fairness forces me to abstain from taking an
undeserved discount.

i would like to thank your CSR staff for their help and courtesy
both times i was forced to contact them during the last ten years
i have been your loyal customer.

if it were possible for you to contact my mortgage company and
explain i was not home for 3 days last month and i feel a 10%
discount is warrented, i would be greatful for your assistance.

now about the subtitles using roku for your hearing impaired
clientel..

i remain and will continue to remain your loyal customer until
they pry the last blue-ray from my cold dead hands



-------Original Message-------

From: Netflix
Date: 10/22/2010 6:09:08 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

Your Account | Queue | Help


We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly

Dear Rick,

Y
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 6:14 AM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,130
Netflix should cancel your account.
JadeRose Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 7:13 AM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! FIGHT THE POW.........wait..........what?
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 7:48 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
They offered me 3% discount. Not a dollar amount. If same across the customer base, then thank you, Steve Forbes adherents. And I agree w/HD. If only in attempt to prevent future 'less than coherent' emails.
chiefburg Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 8:37 AM EST
Joined: 01-31-2005
Posts: 7,384
So, I guess I missed Rick's point. Does he like Netflix or does he hate Netflix??? Was he complaining or praising??? WTF?

The tin foil must be a little tight today..........
tweoijfoi Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 8:59 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2010
Posts: 395
That is kind of confusing. I pity that CSR.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 11:18 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,424
Damn...he even talks to Netflicks like he does to everyone else on this board.

Just wow.Eh?
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 12:02 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,130
I can see that email getting logged in the "Potential Shooter" file!
MCAddict Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2010, 4:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-10-2007
Posts: 2,117
What a freakin' moooonbat!
donutboy2000 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Oct 26 2010, 12:25 AM EST
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
From: RICK
Date: 10/22/2010 9:53:37 PM
To: Netflix
Subject: Re: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

you have just entered the twilight zone of politics.

the republicans and the democrats are in a quandary about tax
changes for the rich and tax changes for the poor. actually you
are offering the rich customers that pay to receive and hold
more disks at one time a larger dollar amount then the poor
customers who can only afford one disk at a time.

in my personal case, since i was not planning to watch a movie
on line, that day, so fairness forces me to abstain from taking an
undeserved discount.

i would like to thank your CSR staff for their help and courtesy
both times i was forced to contact them during the last ten years
i have been your loyal customer.

if it were possible for you to contact my mortgage company and
explain i was not home for 3 days last month and i feel a 10%
discount is warrented, i would be greatful for your assistance.

now about the subtitles using roku for your hearing impaired
clientel..

i remain and will continue to remain your loyal customer until
they pry the last blue-ray from my cold dead hands



-------Original Message-------

From: Netflix
Date: 10/22/2010 6:09:08 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

Your Account | Queue | Help


We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly

Dear Rick,

Y















Exhibit B at rick's competency hearing.
jpotts Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Oct 26 2010, 3:19 PM EST
Joined: 06-14-2006
Posts: 28,811
JadeRose wrote:
YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! FIGHT THE POW.........wait..........what?


x2
dpnewell Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 7:50 AM EST
Joined: 03-16-2009
Posts: 7,491
As usual, Rick, I have no idea what the point of this post is.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 11:48 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
chiefburg et al

netflix sent me an apology for a technical problem they had and offered me a discount for the day.

i thanked them.

i made a joke and asked if they could get me a discount on my mortgage. of course they can't, that's why it was a joke.

you are mot qualified to vote because you are not able to follow si,ple things.

did you know movies are not real stories about real people. tat's why characters in a movie can get killed and appear again as a different character in a different movie.

did you know there was no snow white and that walt disney had a mental problem which is why all the mothers in his movies are mean and some time the mothers get killed like bambi's mother, or sometimes they are just seperated from their baby's like dumbo and his mother.

now go to sleep and i'll leave the light on and the door open.

if you scream,l i'll hear you.

sleep tight, don't letthe bedbugs bite.


no their are no bed bugs, it's a joke.

a joke is a



never mind.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 11:52 AM EST
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Posts: 33,248
dpnewell

always rewind your dvd's before you return them.
JadeRose Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 2:42 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
chiefburg et al

netflix sent me an apology for a technical problem they had and offered me a discount for the day.

i thanked them.

i made a joke and asked if they could get me a discount on my mortgage. of course they can't, that's why it was a joke.

you are mot qualified to vote because you are not able to follow si,ple things.

did you know movies are not real stories about real people. tat's why characters in a movie can get killed and appear again as a different character in a different movie.

did you know there was no snow white and that walt disney had a mental problem which is why all the mothers in his movies are mean and some time the mothers get killed like bambi's mother, or sometimes they are just seperated from their baby's like dumbo and his mother.

now go to sleep and i'll leave the light on and the door open.

if you scream,l i'll hear you.

sleep tight, don't letthe bedbugs bite




no their are no bed bugs, it's a joke.

a joke is a



never mind.







Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 2:53 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
no bed bugs..?? Confused damn media lying to us again!!! Glare
Stinkdyr Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 3:03 PM EST
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Posts: 9,948
NFLX dvds automatically rewind themselves.
HockeyDad Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 3:09 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,130
I just called Netflix and asked them: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"


The guy kept saying his name was Rahesh.
chiefburg Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Oct 27 2010, 11:07 PM EST
Joined: 01-31-2005
Posts: 7,384
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
chiefburg et al

netflix sent me an apology for a technical problem they had and offered me a discount for the day.

i thanked them.

i made a joke and asked if they could get me a discount on my mortgage. of course they can't, that's why it was a joke.

you are mot qualified to vote because you are not able to follow si,ple things.

did you know movies are not real stories about real people. tat's why characters in a movie can get killed and appear again as a different character in a different movie.

did you know there was no snow white and that walt disney had a mental problem which is why all the mothers in his movies are mean and some time the mothers get killed like bambi's mother, or sometimes they are just seperated from their baby's like dumbo and his mother.

now go to sleep and i'll leave the light on and the door open.

if you scream,l i'll hear you.

sleep tight, don't letthe bedbugs bite.


no their are no bed bugs, it's a joke.

a joke is a



never mind.


Rick: Thanks for the update - I was a little confused and couldn't follow your post. Glad they gave you a discount and tried to make up for their error!
robertknyc Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Oct 28 2010, 1:45 AM EST
Joined: 07-24-2003
Posts: 5,475
Rick, you are not only a genius, you are hilarious. Your jokes are the funniest ever told, and matched only by your excellent spelling, punctuation (or lack thereof) and grammar. We are all deeply blessed by your presence here.
jpotts Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Oct 28 2010, 10:12 PM EST
Joined: 06-14-2006
Posts: 28,811
chiefburg wrote:
Rick: Thanks for the update - I was a little confused and couldn't follow your post. Glad they gave you a discount and tried to make up for their error!


Well, we know who actually kept their Little Orphan Annie decoder ring from their childhood.
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