Want to knock his teeth out?
A bowling alley in Clearwater , Florida , Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy.
The alley also reported a record number of 300 games, since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames.
This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league.