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Beginner Smoker Issues: Telling/Hiding
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Whistlebritches Offline
#51 Posted: Fri, Dec 18 2015, 9:10 PM EST
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I'd give this some serious thought.

"I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."-Johnny Carson
tamapatom Offline
#52 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 12:00 AM EST
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My wife tolerates my cigar smoking. I just dont go out of my way to expose her to it.........or tell her how many I have accumulated. She wouldn't understand. However I would never try to hide it totally. Nice compromise.
bgz Offline
#53 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 1:02 AM EST
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Mine just tells me if I'm going to collect cigars, then I have to collect wine too...

It's pretty easy to keep my wine fridge full, hers is a never ending f'in battle.
zody Offline
#54 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 3:39 AM EST
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Original post is gone?!? WTF?!?
Another "Give me advice, tell me the truth but make it about fluffy bunnies, rainbows, unicorns and tummy rubs"
People say they want the truth...they never want the truth. *****.
danmdevries Offline
#55 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 4:31 AM EST
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My wife is mad about me buying a smoker...

I left it at that and finished setting it up.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#56 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 7:13 AM EST
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When he gets to take out the ballgag lying in the fetal position and "Mommy Dearest" says he can use the internet JUST MAYBE he'll see this thread again.


What a sad sad sad example of a man.


As for the responses to him on here and his erasing his words...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA


Nut up or shut up...anything else is something your mommy should've done for you.
gummy jones Offline
#57 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 8:28 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
My wife is mad about me buying a smoker...

I left it at that and finished setting it up.


Wait until she sinks her teeth into some beer can chicken

She will change her mind

My old lady really doesn't give me much grief over guns, gars, etc
danmdevries Offline
#58 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 10:26 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Wait until she sinks her teeth into some beer can chicken

She will change her mind

My old lady really doesn't give me much grief over guns, gars, etc


She rarely says anything, dunno why this triggered her rage.

I'll bring home a new gun, an $80 bottle of scotch, get multiple beer ingredient shipments in a week, get multiple cigar boxes in a row, buy $100 of 3floyds beer to ship out on cigar trades, buy a motorcycle to restore, and catch no flack.

Said I was stopping for wood chips on my way home today and asked if she needed anything from the store. She asked if it was for that stupid smoking thing.

Seasoning it right now. Smells nice.
99cobra2881 Offline
#59 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 10:56 AM EST
Joined: 11-19-2013
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"Stupid smoking thing" Herfing

Now you can remind her every time that the amazing food you all are eating came off that "stupid smoking thing"

I love my COS. Can't wait 'til Spring to get some more St. Louis cut pork ribs smoking all day. The smoker does the work while I smoke cigars and drink beer. Then everyone eats some delicious pork ribs that evening!
Abrignac Offline
#60 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 3:02 PM EST
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My wife put up some resistance when I bought my smoker. The next day I smoked a butt, some St. Louis ribs and a chicken. Now she's like, "What are you gonna smoke this weekend."
gummy jones Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2015, 3:14 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
She rarely says anything, dunno why this triggered her rage.

I'll bring home a new gun, an $80 bottle of scotch, get multiple beer ingredient shipments in a week, get multiple cigar boxes in a row, buy $100 of 3floyds beer to ship out on cigar trades, buy a motorcycle to restore, and catch no flack.

Said I was stopping for wood chips on my way home today and asked if she needed anything from the store. She asked if it was for that stupid smoking thing.

Seasoning it right now. Smells nice.


Ya not sure why certain things seem to set them off
QMPASH Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Dec 21 2015, 7:27 AM EST
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It's easier to find a good woman than to find a good cigar.
Breakout3030 Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Dec 22 2015, 10:23 AM EST
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QMPASH wrote:
It's easier to find a good woman than to find a good cigar.


ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp ...same goes for beer, bourbon, steak, and Dallas Cowboy's QB's!
danmdevries Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Dec 22 2015, 10:26 AM EST
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So... wife told me this morning that there's a pork roast in the fridge she bought for me to smoke.

dstieger Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Dec 22 2015, 10:58 AM EST
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Damn.....Dan...your wife won't let you smoke cigars, either?
parodi joe Offline
#66 Posted: Tue, Dec 29 2015, 11:24 PM EST
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I told my girl if you can't stand the smoke then get out the kitchen
Jrc02005 Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Dec 30 2015, 12:57 AM EST
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My girl doesn't say anything about my cigars or boxes coming in from cbid, getting scotch or cognac, but she gave me grief for buying the star wars movies. Just crazy.
madspackler Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Dec 30 2015, 12:49 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
My wife put up some resistance when I bought my smoker. The next day I smoked a butt, some St. Louis ribs and a chicken. Now she's like, "What are you gonna smoke this weekend."

+1 exactly. My wife will call from the local grocery to make sure she is picking out the right cuts of meat for the smoker.
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