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NapalmMan67 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
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Picture of the damages from the PiB payback Conan knocked me on my ass with...

The Mad Hawaiian done dropped a tactical strike on me from his Pacific Ring of Fire headquarters.

My mail carrier asked for a polite word of warning next time, so she would be able to don her fire retardant suit before delivering...

Damages as follows:

2 bags One-Ton Chips and 2 bags of Marlin Jerky (Onion/Pepper & Teriyaki flavor), bag each of Mauna Loa Macadamia nuts, Hawaii Candy Black Pepper Wun Tun Strips, Hawaiian Isle Seasonings. Also a box of Milk Chocolate AlohaMacs.

And since this is a seegar PiB, he sent a couple of those as well-

MF LB '22 Toro Fino- An Hawaiian Exclusive
Padron- 2000 Maddie & a Londres Maddie
Tat La Verite '09 Churchill- I think, I can't keep track of all the Tats available.
Oliva G Maddie Perfecto & a Special G
PAM '64 Principe
Pre Scorpion Camacho Triple Maddie Rob.
Eiroa Camacho Nacionale '06
Ashton Aged Maddies- Pyramid, #20 & #30

And, if that weren't enough, there were a few Fuente's too:
Anejo 888
Hemingway Sig. Maddie, Sig. SG, SS, SSM, BSM & WOAM
Rosado R44

AND in case I had an itch I couldn't reach, an extendable back scratcher!

For those of you mathematically challenged, that's 20 of them there fine seegars- plus all the goodies!
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99cobra2881 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Bomb Bomb The Hawaiian bomber strikes again!!!!
stinger88 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Holy moley!!!!!!!
Burner02 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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Conan is not one to be trusted!
Bur Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 5,638
Conan is not to be trusted, and is LOW
Palama Offline
#6 Posted:
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Burner02 wrote:
Conan is not one to be trusted!


Hah! You can trust that there's always gonna be something a little "extra" each time. Bwahahahahaha!
zerohourhero Offline
#7 Posted:
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NAPALM LEARNED HOW TO POST PICTURES.... ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE
dharbolt Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
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Conan is at it again. Did he tell you the smokes would be in an sfr?
Burner02 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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Palama wrote:
Hah! You can trust that there's always gonna be something a little "extra" each time. Bwahahahahaha!



That is no lie.
Palama Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
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dharbolt wrote:
Conan is at it again. Did he tell you the smokes would be in an sfr?


I learned that from a guy that used to live in a van down by a river. jester
jespear Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
Typical Palama strike.
ALWAYS over the top.
Applause
NapalmMan67 Offline
#12 Posted:
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zerohourhero wrote:
NAPALM LEARNED HOW TO POST PICTURES.... ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE



I had to do it from work. I tried 3 times, but my pc at home won't let me post pics. I guess windows 3.0 is outdated? I'm probably lucky I can get online from home and do anything on the interwebs at all.
zerohourhero Offline
#13 Posted:
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
I had to do it from work. I tried 3 times, but my pc at home won't let me post pics. I guess windows 3.0 is outdated? I'm probably lucky I can get online from home and do anything on the interwebs at all.


Need to get you a smartphone. Theres an app I use that makes things easy. Most of my regulars posts are done from my phone, and all of my picture posts are done from it.

Im just saying. I have my old Samsung Galaxy Blaze sitting on a shelf collecting dust if you're with TMobile.
Jrc02005 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2015
Posts: 528
Wow, that is how it's done. Amazing hit. Covered every base there.
bgz Offline
#15 Posted:
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Conan the mailbox destroyer!
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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guffaw!!!
bsadler Offline
#17 Posted:
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You should never let him get your address
Llado1 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 11-17-2013
Posts: 297
You've got enough there to start a luau. NICELY DONE!
namadio Offline
#19 Posted:
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I would love to see a pic of Conan's fuente stash! You seem to always have all the good uns I intend to buy boxes of someday.
Palama Offline
#20 Posted:
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bsadler wrote:
You should never let him get your address


Laugh
Palama Offline
#21 Posted:
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namadio wrote:
I would love to see a pic of Conan's fuente stash! You seem to always have all the good uns I intend to buy boxes of someday.


Hahaha! My Fuente stash isn't that big in numbers but has some decent width. Then again, there are many others out there with w-a-y bigger, w-a-y broader collections.

Sometimes you just gotta pull the trigger on a perceived good deal (...and reap the rewards later...).
boileremt Offline
#22 Posted:
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bsadler wrote:
You should never let him get your address


Yup, one of those rare bears the Moose ain't gonna poke.
jespear Offline
#23 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
Yup, one of those rare bears the Moose ain't gonna poke.


Buck buck buck buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !
NapalmMan67 Offline
#24 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Buck buck buck buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !

+1


And I triple dog dare you! Frying pan Sarcasm




Conan's a good BOTL. He only belted me as a return favor for when I foolishly sent him a meager PiB offering. Angel
boileremt Offline
#25 Posted:
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Triple dog dare? Wait, you can't go there first! Brick wall


Think
NapalmMan67 Offline
#26 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
Triple dog dare? Wait, you can't go there first! Brick wall


Think



A slight breech of etiquette. And my dad has taught me the older I get, the less time I have to fool around with some of the formalities in life. Get to the point, life's to short.


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Bur Offline
#27 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
Yup, one of those rare bears the Moose ain't gonna poke.


I would pay good money to watch a Manor VS the Hawaiian Hitman "trade".

It would probably involve inter-modal shipping containers.

ram27bat
boileremt Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 03-12-2007
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Nah. not gonna go there unless provoked or we get really bored, snowed in, or my self-destructive side takes over. No sense stirring the pot, fellers, it ain't gonna boil!

Palama Offline
#29 Posted:
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Me and the Manor are good. I'm not gonna be provoking them either. Maybe we can do a trade one day?

You pot stirrers can go take a hike (...off of a short pier...).
boileremt Offline
#30 Posted:
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A future trade would be awesome, Palama. It would be fun. And civilized.
dharbolt Offline
#31 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
A future trade would be awesome, Palama. It would be fun. And uncivilized.

Palama Offline
#32 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
A future trade would be awesome, Palama. It would be fun. And civilized.


Lemme know when you wanna do it. We can lay down some "ground rules" so that it stays civilized (...no matter what some azzbites out there may think...).
boileremt Offline
#33 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Lemme know when you wanna do it. We can lay down some "ground rules" so that it stays civilized (...no matter what some azzbites out there may think...).


That sounds like a plan. Since we are quickly approaching sap season which gets pretty crazy here, I will wait until we get finished and then we can work it out. The bonus is that if we do manage to get sappy, we can include some Moose Spit in our end.

Herfing
Palama Offline
#34 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
That sounds like a plan. Since we are quickly approaching sap season which gets pretty crazy here, I will wait until we get finished and then we can work it out. The bonus is that if we do manage to get sappy, we can include some Moose Spit in our end.

Herfing


Standing by.
delta1 Offline
#35 Posted:
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boileremt wrote:
That sounds like a plan. Since we are quickly approaching sap season which gets pretty crazy here, I will wait until we get finished and then we can work it out. The bonus is that if we do manage to get sappy, we can include some Moose Spit in our end.

Herfing



alert....danger..........cuidado
gae9jang2j Offline
#36 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Lemme know when you wanna do it. We can lay down some "ground rules" so that it stays civilized (...no matter what some azzbites out there may think...).

Has this happened yet? I say we take bets on who slaps the bejeezus out the other.

I pick................................










































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