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FNG here
dgomberg Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 09-28-2016
Posts: 132
Hello all,

My name is Dane, I am new to this forum and want to take the time to introduce myself.

A few things i do know:
I like cigars.
I feel like everyone here feels the same.
You all seem like a good group.

Things i dont know:
why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does one enjoy it?

im still waiting on the answers to these, so if they are out there please chime in.

Cheers!
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
freak... Mellow
shaun341 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
Who doesn't enjoy a cleansing of the system, and nothing about Miley Cyrus is art.

Welcome to the group and hang on tight there are a few weird ones out there like ZRX
mikey1597 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
I love a good blow-out
TMCTLT Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733

Welcome to da neighborhood Dane!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
Jaderose doesn't even notice when he has diarrhea.

But nobody's heard him fart in years.
danmdevries Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
It runs in my jeans.
Kidvegas Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2016
Posts: 23
Welcome friend. Hope your boots are laced tight !!
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
ZRX loves camping and having wieners in his bun.

Kidvegas loves a good sausagefest in a bathtub full of lime jello and whip cream.

TW likes to dress up like Ellen Degenres and flash the twig and berries to unsuspecting dudes on the vegetable aisle in the grocery store.

You have to party with one of them............Pick one,both or all if you're a real freak
dkeage Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,135
Whistlebritches wrote:
ZRX loves camping and having wieners in his bun.

Kidvegas loves a good sausagefest in a bathtub full of lime jello and whip cream.

TW likes to dress up like Ellen Degenres and flash the twig and berries to unsuspecting dudes on the vegetable aisle in the grocery store.

You have to party with one of them............Pick one,both or all if you're a real freak




The voice of experience!
Brewha Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,147
Welcome FNG.

May the wind at your back be your own.....
Whistlebritches Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
dkeage wrote:
The voice of experience!


I've partied with Z and TW.........Kidvegas and I will have our day.
Mithrandir Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-17-2006
Posts: 2,152
There is nothing like a dane.....nothing in the world......there is nothing you can name, that is anything like a dane.....

Welcome to 1958 south pacific.....

No...really....welcome

NWStogie Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-25-2016
Posts: 736
Welcome aboard!
Kidvegas Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2016
Posts: 23
Whistlebritches wrote:
I've partied with Z and TW.........Kidvegas and I will have our day.



Jello sausage whipcream !! OH BOY.

Question who's playing bottom..Think
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 09-22-2010
Posts: 1,090
Your introduction sounds like you will fit right in.

Welcome Herfing


DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
I heard he was banned... Mellow
Mandoman Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2005
Posts: 4,761
dgomberg wrote:


Things i dont know:
why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.



Why Miley Cyrus' underwear?
Maybe if you wore your own skivvies, Home Depot would let you stay.
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
dgomberg wrote:
Hello all,

My name is Dane, I am new to this forum and want to take the time to introduce myself.

A few things i do know:
I like cigars.
I feel like everyone here feels the same.
You all seem like a good group.

Things i dont know:
why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does one enjoy it?

im still waiting on the answers to these, so if they are out there please chime in.

Cheers!


I've found that Home Depot is much more receptive to my hammer licking than they are to my flagrant enjoyment of diarrhea.




tailgater Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
And where in Massachusetts are you?
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Drafter loves great danes or something like that.
dgomberg Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 09-28-2016
Posts: 132
tailgater wrote:
And where in Massachusetts are you?


Im living in lowell... yes i have joined a gang and yes i drive a lowered honda civic with a fart can
Luke753 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 08-28-2016
Posts: 857
I get it... We've all joined gangs.........and.........Drive......... lowered Honda's........nah, it must just be you.


Welcome, like what you smoke and smoke what you like.

Herfing
tamapatom Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
dgomberg wrote:
Im living in lowell... yes i have joined a gang and yes i drive a lowered honda civic with a fart can

Sounds like he wants to be a Latin Plum member.
cameroon Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Welcome! Your name is confusing and weird. Do you mind if we call you DongBerg?
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