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boileremt Offline
#301 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 9:32 AM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
Duh. Figured it out. I forget how helpful the forum search function can be.

If not a suicide moose, then a tactical moose. Because tactical stuff is cool. As long as it's not tacticool.






It is known that Mainers use larger mooses for their package delivery system. They don't worry so much about noise discipline on their mass destruction ordinance delivery missions. Maybe like a "Spruce Goose Moose" sort of thing.

Here at the Manor, we prefer the smaller, quieter and swifter stealth moose.
NWStogie Offline
#302 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 9:51 AM EST
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Roger that. Perhaps the spruce goose moose might be able to learn some stealth moves from the well-manored moose.
boileremt Offline
#303 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 10:06 AM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
Roger that. Perhaps the spruce goose moose might be able to learn some stealth moves from the well-manored moose.



LOL
Mandobro Offline
#304 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 12:12 PM EST
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If we need stealthy delivery, we use a bigfoot



Anyway, I've been slacking, I guess I'll get my Secret Santa package to a south bound moose. The next one that comes along.
gummy jones Offline
#305 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 12:43 PM EST
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t33bone wrote:
Awww, just give a first name and let us see if we know who this jack wagon is.

Nice sticks of never hads BTW..


so i am confident that the person i sent to has no clue it was me

but i also have no clue what _____ _____'s internet name is and patrolling this thread hasnt given me any hints!!!
boileremt Offline
#306 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 1:28 PM EST
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Grumpie got her Santa bomb today. Good thing I was outside so I was able to escape the worst of the blast. Whew! Santa had a letter in the box that had a poem which contained a clue on the ID of her Santa. Lazy dogs. And Santa appears to be a fellow Hoosier. So I'm pretty sure I know who it is. But in keeping with the secrecy theme, I won't say anything.

Anyway, I went inside and found a very happy Grumpie. Her Santa sent her some very tasty smokes:

Diamond Crown
Tat Havana
La Sirena
Room 101 Daruma
Room 101 Johnny Tobacconaut
Tat Tattoo
LP UF-13
My Father
Herrera Esteli
Montecristo Espada
Camacho PE 1962
DPG Centurian
Ave Maria Reconquista coffin box

Well, Mr Santa from IN, you put a big smile on Grumpie's face! Lots of new ones there along with some of her old friends. Well done!

She is wondering though why you haven't been to a herf here yet. We need to change that. Keep an eye out on the MMM thread or for a Moose Manor Herf thread.

Thank you!

love,

Grumpie and boiler
Applause Beer
gummy jones Offline
#307 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 4:35 PM EST
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continued patrol here at work (while i should be finishing work) has led me here: http://www.cigarbid.com/...lly-Retards#post3615058

dkeage Offline
#308 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 7:48 PM EST
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Mine going out in the next few days....
dharbolt Offline
#309 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 8:10 PM EST
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Mine week be out Friday or Saturday. Nothing like last minute right?
T Z Offline
#310 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 8:22 PM EST
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they say everything is bigger in Texas, well yes it is.Santa landed with a " well lets say a big smack down"
lets start off with the tasty's.
a sausage that is half way gone. used it with a smoked gouda.
some chocolate espresso beans
spicy and sweet pecan nuts
peppermint toffee
and another i havent tried yet
a keychain flask that might get me in trouble

another full sized flask with the US flag on it filled with some tasty smooth stuff in it ..I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
prairie artisan ale pirates bomb.
now for the cigars
LFD La nOX
Padilla Miami new old label, havent had one in a long time .one of my favorites
litto gomez small batch
AF hemi ?
AF 858 sun grown
Tat reserva
AF Don carlos?
Tat x 2 quick smokes
La Mission L'atelier nh never heard of, gonna burn on xmas
also was hit with some tasty's from the island. havent had one in a while
HDM from 10 -14
Partagas 7-15
H Upmann 11-09
Ramone Allones 12-13
montecristo 10-13

Santa I dont know what to say or how I can thank you enough, but to say I hope you and yours have a merry christmas.


I am thinkin my SS is Whistlebritches
dharbolt Offline
#311 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 8:25 PM EST
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T Z wrote:
they say everything is bigger in Texas, well yes it is.Santa landed with a " well lets say a big smack down"
lets start off with the tasty's.
a sausage that is half way gone. used it with a smoked gouda.
some chocolate espresso beans
spicy and sweet pecan nuts
peppermint toffee
and another i havent tried yet
a keychain flask that might get me in trouble

another full sized flask with the US flag on it filled with some tasty smooth stuff in it ..I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
prairie artisan ale pirates bomb.
now for the cigars
LFD La nOX
Padilla Miami new old label, havent had one in a long time .one of my favorites
litto gomez small batch
AF hemi ?
AF 858 sun grown
Tat reserva
AF Don carlos?
Tat x 2 quick smokes
La Mission L'atelier nh never heard of, gonna burn on xmas
also was hit with some tasty's from the island. havent had one in a while
HDM from 10 -14
Partagas 7-15
H Upmann 11-09
Ramone Allones 12-13
montecristo 10-13

Santa I dont know what to say or how I can thank you enough, but to say I hope you and yours have a merry christmas.


I am thinkin my SS is Whistlebritches



Used it huh? Lol


Nice hit whistle Santa
corey sellers Offline
#312 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 8:26 PM EST
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Nice hit santa
jjanecka Offline
#313 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 9:17 PM EST
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Got one in from Maine today. Waiting for the photo thread to be approved. All I have to say is wow! What an amazing hit!
dharbolt Offline
#314 Posted: Mon, Dec 12 2016, 9:18 PM EST
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Mando lurking... :)
gummy jones Offline
#315 Posted: Tue, Dec 13 2016, 12:44 AM EST
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so i got home late to another box from the same santa

completely uncalled for. had a bunch of other sticks - all top notch and a few more nhs

threw in a ss tumbler and some popcorn as well

ill get another list up soon
NapalmMan67 Offline
#316 Posted: Tue, Dec 13 2016, 3:22 PM EST
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Well, Santa put his nut cracker to use and squished my sack good. Ima need a big ice pack to bring the swelling down...

MF Le Bijou- great smoke.
Tat Jackal- Fantastic smoke and I am getting low on these.
DC Maximus- great smoke
Cuvee Grand Lancero- nh
RP HR 500- nh
AB Fine & Rare OR 2011- nh
DE FSG- smoked one before and liked it.
DE Velvet Rat- Are these related to the Velvet Fog? Was gifted one previously and really liked it.
CAO Consigliere- Good smoke.
Cupido Crillo x2- One each Campana & Churchill- nh Been wanting to try since Jespear turned me on to the Tuxedos, but the Criollo never seem to be in stock.
PC La Historia- Good smoke.
Iconic Recluse OTG- nh Heard good things about these.
MF FdLA- One of my favorites.
RyJ Anniversario- nh
AF DC Trumpet- LOVE these.
RP OWR- nh
Curivari Seleccion Privada- nh, been wanting to try.
Camacho 1962- good smoke


I might add, most of these look to have some decent age on them. I look forward to trying the NHs and ashing them all! Ok, I may throw caution to the wind before enjoying them- since they all came packed in zip lock Biohazard bags. Which is kind of ironic, since at Halloween I pass out candy to the kiddies from a big red Biohazard bag.

Will try to get a picture up, if I can figure out the technology to make that happen. fog


Thank you Santa, you made my Christmas!!!
Hmhaines Offline
#317 Posted: Tue, Dec 13 2016, 5:26 PM EST
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Keep an eye out, folks. Sending a message to everyone tonight or tomorrow!
achalmers Offline
#318 Posted: Tue, Dec 13 2016, 6:38 PM EST
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t33bone wrote:
Holy CACA, this person blew you out of your state and maybe to theirs. OSU fan? Hmmmmm, Wonder who is in my state and I do not know them? OH HOW I HATE OHIO STATE LOL

I only hold it against those poor, misdirected souls one day out of the year...that's not exactly true. It's actually 365 days/year but especially that 3rd Saturday every November! ram27bat

Nevertheless. The generosity is very much appreciated and I wish my secret Santa the merriest of Christmas' and the happiest of New Years' no matter who he roots for.

AC
shaun341 Offline
#319 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 6:41 AM EST
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I got BLOWN UP yesterday from secret santa. While I am not sure who it is I do know they must know or did some research on me by what they sent. I will post damages and a picture either late night or tomorrow, have a busy day planned today before the subfreezing temps kick in tomorrow. Thank you whomever my Santa is that was over the top generous and I am grateful for everything.
gummy jones Offline
#320 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 8:36 AM EST
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okay, after more research, im guessing my secret santa is fgm
he has been more than generous and i am greatly appreciative
(will post list of second attack damages after work tonight)
stinger88 Offline
#321 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 9:20 AM EST
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Well my SS that I sent to won't have any problems identifying me. In my haste to get all the cigars I owed out the door, I labeled them all the same way.

Not that the contents wouldn't have given me away but duh rookie mistake on my part.

David
t33bone Offline
#322 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 3:38 PM EST
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Another Secret Santa hit. Thought it was from another forum but I am not able to find the culprit yet. South Lyon, Michigan?
dstieger Offline
#323 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 3:51 PM EST
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Sounds like this forum.....Top of page 6 of this thread....achalmers also cited S. Lyon as origin of another bomb
NapalmMan67 Offline
#324 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 4:26 PM EST
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I hate when the f*cking reindeer become unruly after eating fermented holly berries, makes the sleigh tough to handle.


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Whistlebritches Offline
#325 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 8:34 PM EST
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stinger88 wrote:
Well my SS that I sent to won't have any problems identifying me. In my haste to get all the cigars I owed out the door, I labeled them all the same way.

Not that the contents wouldn't have given me away but duh rookie mistake on my part.

David


Thanks Stinger........yea I'd have figured it out.My wife's side is all AF but they're tight bastids and would have never given me an AF flask(sweet addition to my collection),an E3 shot glass(another addition to a collection,a Lite Colonel Challange coin(man you hit the nail on the head with stuff I collect,of course til today none of it was AF),a Yeti 18oz rambler,a five stick travel humi,a jar of Ol Smoky Apple Pie Shine and a dozen or so fine sticks which at this time are in a frozen stage for safety reasons.I'll get a pic up by the weekend if all goes well.

Thanks David
stinger88 Offline
#326 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 8:43 PM EST
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I had fun putting it together. As I said, even without the stupid return address, it would have been easy to figure out if you pay attention to the forum at all.

Enjoy.
David
stinger88 Offline
#327 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 10:03 PM EST
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Good idea on freezing. Some of those are recent purchases from a store in Albuquerque. All the others have been in my humidor for awhile and should be well aged and raring to go.

Go Air Force!!!
Whistlebritches Offline
#328 Posted: Wed, Dec 14 2016, 10:28 PM EST
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stinger88 wrote:
Good idea on freezing. Some of those are recent purchases from a store in Albuquerque. All the others have been in my humidor for awhile and should be well aged and raring to go.

Go Air Force!!!


Nothing to do with you.......I have a large closet humidor(6'X8'X3') that's pretty full and it would be a nightmare if I hatched beetles,so as a precautionary measure I freeze everything.


Again Thanks.......I suppose I'll have to be nice to you Chair Force guys for a while.


GO NAVY
madspackler Offline
#329 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 8:22 AM EST
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Santa....your mail box is overflowing this time of year with all the good boys and girls sending you letters. Perhaps your elves could clear out some space so the naughty kids letters can get through.

Thanks
Hmhaines Offline
#330 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 9:25 AM EST
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Space cleared, sorry about that!!
t33bone Offline
#331 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 10:29 AM EST
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Hmhaines wrote:
Space cleared, sorry about that!!

Applause Applause

mine went thru, thx
shaun341 Offline
#332 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 11:50 AM EST
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My secret Santa knocked it out of the park, take a look

http://www.cigarbid.com/...estroyed-the-Front-Porch
Mandoman Offline
#333 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 11:58 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Nothing to do with you.......I have a large closet humidor(6'X8'X3') that's pretty full and it would be a nightmare if I hatched beetles,so as a precautionary measure I freeze everything.


Again Thanks.......I suppose I'll have to be nice to you Chair Force guys for a while.


GO NAVY



Tell 'em, shipmate!
stinger88 Offline
#334 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 12:02 PM EST
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^^keep it down submariner!!!!!
boileremt Offline
#335 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 1:30 PM EST
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Damn squids and flyboys are getting way too noisy. At least the resident jarheads are keeping quiet! And nary a peep from the coasties.

Minute men, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.

Hu-ah, go Army!
Mandoman Offline
#336 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 2:12 PM EST
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stinger88 wrote:
^^keep it down submariner!!!!!


There are far more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the air.

Merry Christmas, Dave.

And Merry Christmas to all the Vets here;
And all here, those playing and those just here watching the festivities.
stinger88 Offline
#337 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 2:51 PM EST
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That is true.

Merry Christmas to you too Dave.
Luke753 Offline
#338 Posted: Thu, Dec 15 2016, 4:19 PM EST
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Thank you Santa! LFD Chisel Selection box set. You can never go wrong with LFD IMHO. I will definitely enjoy these, just as soon as it warms up again, lol.
Herfing
ypetryna Offline
#339 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 12:37 AM EST
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St. Nick came by and put a hurting on. Blown away by the gift from Justin in Texas. Awesome stuff in here. Researching and will post photos.
Mandoman Offline
#340 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 10:02 AM EST
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My bride had to go out earlier today. She came running back in, yelling at me. I wondered what I had done. She was mad cuz now we need to repair the porch and there was reindeer poop everywhere!

I would have guessed my Santa from the note, he's the only one who calls me bubblehead, but the real clue was he put his name and address on the box!

Thanks, Ron. All of 'em are new to me.

Box of 10 Man o War Puro Authentico
5er of Man 0 War Side Project
5er of Ramon Bueso Genesis
Pair of Camacho Shellback LE
2 Cupido Tuxedo samplers


Again, thanks not-so-Secret Santa
Whistlebritches Offline
#341 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 1:26 PM EST
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Mandoman wrote:
My bride had to go out earlier today. She came running back in, yelling at me. I wondered what I had done. She was mad cuz now we need to repair the porch and there was reindeer poop everywhere!

I would have guessed my Santa from the note, he's the only one who calls me bubblehead, but the real clue was he put his name and address on the box!

Thanks, Ron. All of 'em are new to me.

Box of 10 Man o War Puro Authentico
5er of Man 0 War Side Project
5er of Ramon Bueso Genesis
Pair of Camacho Shellback LE
2 Cupido Tuxedo samplers


Again, thanks not-so-Secret Santa


Knew I'd never slip it by ya......so not a big deal.You know we cannot conversate without me caslling you Bubblehead.LOL

Enjoy my friend.......I know you like the stronger side so I tried to keep it in that realm.
Mandoman Offline
#342 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 2:12 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Knew I'd never slip it by ya......so not a big deal.You know we cannot conversate without me caslling you Bubblehead.LOL

Enjoy my friend.......I know you like the stronger side so I tried to keep it in that realm.



You did make it tough, using big words and all.
And a very Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Luke753 Offline
#343 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 2:32 PM EST
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Dear Santa, your generosity has done more than just give the gift of giving. It has brought out the Christmas spirit within the mailman. As he was leaving I'm pretty sure he said I was his #1 customer, in not so many words though, more of a hand gesture. Another package arrived today along with another clue as to who this Secret Santa is. Inside I found a bottle of "Hometown Brewed" Whiskey Acres Bourbon. I will enjoy this, thank you.

Secret Santa Trivia Time:
A movie quote from Apocalypse Now
"You smell that? Do you smell that?"
Anyone know the next line?
Herfing
Mandoman Offline
#344 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 3:29 PM EST
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Luke753

Secret Santa Trivia Time:
A movie quote from Apocalypse Now
"You smell that? Do you smell that?"
Anyone know the next line?
[ci wrote:



Hmmm, haven't watched it in quite awhile, but I believe it goes something like,
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like . . . America."

However, I could be wrong.
Luke753 Offline
#345 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 3:45 PM EST
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Mandoman
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like . . . America.


Herfing
I could totally be wrong though.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#346 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 4:11 PM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
Mandoman
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like . . . America.


Herfing
I could totally be wrong though.



That's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!

Hope you enjoy Luke. If you're good, maybe the real Santa will bring ya something more for Christmas too. But what do I know?
madspackler Offline
#347 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 5:14 PM EST
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Santa must have flown through the neighborhood while I was working. His sleigh was so overloaded that it knocked the chimney off the house and the sleigh runners left tracks across the roof.
A Bakers Dozen of cigars, local Christmas Ale (Fistmas) an ale glass, golf balls and MATCHES. Lots of NH in the box
Only clue is Santa is from Chicago area.
Will post a picture for Monday.

Thank you Santa. Super job.
dkeage Offline
#348 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 7:43 PM EST
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Got a very nice package from my Santa in Indy. Will post more later. Thanks Santa! Beer
dkeage Offline
#349 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 7:46 PM EST
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Got a very nice package from my Santa in Indy. That and the fact that he identified himself as a noob, are my only clues...Think

10 tasty cigars, including Camacho PE, MOW, Olivia Series V , San Cristobal. LGC,...

A 4 pack of Scottish AleBeer
Homemade apple and Pear butter. ( the mrs claimed them...)d'oh!
And a bottle of Bacon Soda...with Chocolate?!?!

Thanks a lot Santa! Very generous and much appreciated!


=d>
stinger88 Offline
#350 Posted: Fri, Dec 16 2016, 9:04 PM EST
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I keep speeding home waiting to find my Secret Santa package on my doorstep. Nothing so far. Getting sad. 😢
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