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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 11 2017, 11:03 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
BOY....
YOU COWARD FELON SSG PRICK
OPERATIVES HAVE
R.E.A.L.L.Y.
BEEN "HUNG OUT" TO DRY...
as the saying goes...

By your Superiors....

Your all Down in the trenches,
Doing all the criminal GANGSTALKING
DAY IN..
DAY OUT..
COMMITTING MULTIPLE FELONIES EVERY
DAY FOR THOSE TWO INGRATES ABOVE ^^^^

And they wouldn't even give me back
My $MILLION DOLLARS Cash, that you
SSG PRICKS STOLE FROM ME...
MY OWN F$CKING MONEY...


WELL...
COWARD FELON FBI-SSG AGENTS...

Boo hoo!
Frying pan
horse

THAT's ALL ( she wrote) FOLKS..
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2017, 9:50 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
How's everybody ( SSG FELON COWARD AGENTS) doin' lately?

I have seen many new rotating agents ( from other cases) LOOSER LAW-DOGS at the Legion barroom lately...

They just can't stop realizing and grasping the fact
That they have lost...
Oh yea, if your " packing"? Your breaking club RULES
And your guns won't help you anyway...
I'm way too fast for you fat, slow and outta shape
Douche bags...
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2017, 6:43 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
^^^ BOY....

DID THAT #2 post ever get a quick response...

Today...

"THE NEW GANG OF FOUR"....
HONEST FBI AGENTS WERE SENT IN....

#1 The STOCKY HOUSE OF BLUES T-Shirt QUE-BALL
#2 The tall 6'4" ball capped mustached mix in crowd agent
#3 the gentile giant young AGENT 265-285 lbs
YUUUUGGEEE *****ER...WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS EYEBALLS...
#4 ( the most dangerous) LOUDMOUTHED
NO MANNERS, UNCOUTH SWEARING QUEBALL 6'3"
MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT....

PLEASE KEEP YELLING ABOUT ALL THE U.S. CITIES YOU'VE BEEN TO IN THE LAST FOUR WEEKS...
THAT ^^^ makes you fit "right in the crowd" and nobody even notices you...except me...before you even opened your sad YAKS...
danmdevries Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jan 14 2017, 8:14 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,353
Thought I met you today.

Stinky dude on the train kept staring at me while I was trying to have my kid enjoy his first trip on a train.

Stinky dude yelled something about "you people will never get me no matter what tricks you pull"

I looked up and he was pointing at me. I said "Mr Jones?" And Stinky dude flipped out yelling "I knew you were watching me. See, I'm too smart for you people, I can spot you from a mile away "

I said dude, chill, need a smoke? And pulled out my 2 finger cigar case. Then he started ranting on tobacco and mind control, so I figured it wasn't actually you.
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Jan 15 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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Posts: 19,421
^^^ LOL !!!

Nope , not me.

I AM well groomed, clean, nice clothes,
DO not stink, well above average looking,
REFLEXES BETTER THAN THE FASTEST
CAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN, an excellent trained
"PERSEV".... and....

I DON'T RIDE TRAIN'S...

COWARD- FELON - MALE AND FEMALE
(AKA SKANKS & EUNUCHS) SSG AGENTS
F.E.A.R. ME....

BIG-TIME....

HONEST , MALE AND "REALLY IN SHAPE" REGULAR FBI AGENTS....NOT SO MUCH...

BUT, then again....I have ZERO beef with
HONEST FBI AGENTS....

I JUST DESPISE COWARD FELON FBI-SSG DIVISION
AGENTS.
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2017, 1:33 PM EST
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Posts: 28,780
How do you distinguish them? Worked with two FBI agents a few years ago, investigating one of our administrators who was embezzling while managing a federal grant for college student/children of immigrant farm-workers. They seemed like OK dudes, kinda preppy, somewhat humorless though...
gummy jones Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2017, 1:46 PM EST
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Posts: 7,969
Mr. Jones wrote:
^^^ LOL !!!

Nope , not me.

I AM well groomed, clean, nice clothes,
DO not stink, well above average looking,
REFLEXES BETTER THAN THE FASTEST
CAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN, an excellent trained
"PERSEV".... and....

I DON'T RIDE TRAIN'S...

COWARD- FELON - MALE AND FEMALE
(AKA SKANKS & EUNUCHS) SSG AGENTS
F.E.A.R. ME....

BIG-TIME....

HONEST , MALE AND "REALLY IN SHAPE" REGULAR FBI AGENTS....NOT SO MUCH...

BUT, then again....I have ZERO beef with
HONEST FBI AGENTS....

I JUST DESPISE COWARD FELON FBI-SSG DIVISION
AGENTS.


Gonz
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2017, 2:30 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
#7 delta1

After 4+ years of dealing with these
FBI-SSG FELON CRIMINAL PRICKS...
IT IS EASY AS TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY....
To spot one.
PLUS, THEY LOVE TO INVADE YOUR "space" and bug the crap out of you as much as possible.

They stick out like sore thumbs,
IF YOU watch their mannerisms,
Plus they are usually "people without purpose".. .

Funny thing is, I have straight out confronted
Many of them, they just laugh and never complain to
Store or restaurant/ bar managers....
A normal...NON-AGENT would raise a major stink
And make scene immediately....
They never do...
THEY NEVER BREAK COVER...EVER...
TO OTHER WITNESSES AROUND YOU...
ONE ON ONE OR TWO ON ONE, THEY DO
ON VERY RARE OCCASSION...

THEY ARE EXPERTS AT SKULL-*****ING AND REMAINING UNDETECTIBLE TO OTHERS...IT IS AN ARTFORM OR WELL ORCHESTRATED BALLET TO WATCH...
I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH THEM TRAIN, I BET
IT IS VERY INTENSE.


I hand them one or both of my cards...
They smirk and put them in their pockets...

Would you do that?
Agent 55 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2017, 2:43 PM EST
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Sure
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2017, 3:03 PM EST
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LMAO!!! ^^^ your back?

Lions and tigers and bears...OH MY !!!!

Haven't SEEN you in a while....

Were you with
"The GANG OF FOUR ( HONEST & IN-SHAPE) "
AGENTS @ my Legion on SATURDAY?
Three were cool, #4 the tall QUEBALL MARSHALL ARTS AGENT was a LOUDMOUTHED douchee' bag.
Agent 55 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jan 16 2017, 3:14 PM EST
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You will never know.
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2017, 1:46 PM EST
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^ MIKEY KNOWS...

I'LL ask him.
Agent 55 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 19 2017, 5:26 PM EST
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Posts: 45
Sometimes I fantasize about doing a "Ghost" pottery scene with you.
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 19 2017, 5:47 PM EST
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^^ stoneware or porcelain?
Kickwheel or electric?
Agent 55 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 19 2017, 9:42 PM EST
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I like it old school, don't you? Kickstart me and we can burn some porcelin. You are an old pro, aren't you?
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 1:11 PM EST
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Well, I'm so old school that when I was a PRO...
ONLY UNCLE BILL knew about me and gave me a promise with a
Life long handshake...
I'm so old school that I don't exist, have NO file...
A TRUMAN GHOST...
PROJECT BLACKJACK
Agent 55 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 9:50 PM EST
Joined: 06-19-2016
Posts: 45
You thought you were a pro playing with watermelon sellers? And when you get in a pinch, beg for lawyers, guns and money? You blaze a path a mile wide.
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:00 AM EST
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UNCLE BILL IS ALL I NEED.

ARLEN AND BENDER HAVE YOU
CORNERED AND BEATEN.
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:20 AM EST
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Posts: 19,421
P.S.

That ^^^ Warren Zevon "SONG" I played at a certain American Legion was a "STEAM RELEASE" for my entrance into a bar full of fully strapped and "pitifully dressed to fit"... in SSG AGENTS....

AS I REMEMBER CORRECTLY...

ONE of you yelled out LAUGHING...
"I LOVE THIS GUY"....after ZEVON started playing
SONG #1...

Then you all LOVED MY "LITTLE FEAT" SONGS
"Fat Man in the Bath Tub" and "DIXIE CHICKEN"....
So after that...and being "OUT GUNNED"
By around 6 or 8 to ONE (the INNOCENT
TARGETED INDIVIDUAL)
I got up and left.... After laying $50 bucks on the bar and buying everyone in the place a drink...
INCLUDING YOU 8 coward BUT POLITE PRICKSS
ON A *****IN' $100 a day per diem.

Oh yea,
Asking for a meeting with a lawyer is a U.S. CITIZENS RIGHT ( which you break everyday )..ASKING for an additional 2 witnesses was a good precaution so your COWARD FELONS didn't just scoop me up in a white windowless jobber van and disappear MY SORRY AZZ in
A vat of acid.
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:49 AM EST
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Posts: 19,421
AGENT 55...

I just figured it out....

Your identity...

You are the HOST OF:

"NATURALLY...DANNY SEO"
A Saturday morning show
Agent 55 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 7:50 PM EST
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Posts: 45
Ha. Wrong again. And I ain't one of your Central American cuties either.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 8:52 AM EST
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Posts: 19,421
AGENT 55

Your new nickname is:

"DOUBLE NICKEL SING SING"

Oh yea,
What you called above ^^^ "get in a pinch"???

Is such an understatement ....it's pathetic...

First you force an EARLY RELEASED FELON PERP
TO RUFFIE MY BEER AND FRAME ME INTO A FALSE DUI CONVICTION...that was real brave of you
to do, I wonder HOW many other people you have done that to?

THEN....
ASSIGN 200 FBI-SSG AGENTS dedicated to skull
*****ING me everyday 24-7-365 for 8+ months,
Many of which Lodged less than a Mile from my HUT....

"THAT" IS HARDLY WHAT CAN BE CALLED
"a pinch"....
Its called ALL OUT FELONY GANGSTALKING
WARFARE WITH A SMALL A.R.M.Y. OF SOCIOPATHIC
AZZHOLES against one INNOCENT TARGETED INDIVIDUAL...

THAT KIND OF POSE' is O.N.L.Y.
RESEVERVED FOR GENIUS PRO's,
Undetected for over 3 D.E.C.A.D.E.S....

I don't see you sending 200 AGENTS after
Every watermelon salesmen that you suspect...

As for leaving that "path a Mile wide"....

You didn't even find one bent blade of grass...

Its more like NO EVIDENCE and just planted fake stuff ..... trying YOUR BEST to frame me,
by frustrated keystone cops in your employ.

KMLWPJA
Agent 55 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 7:55 AM EST
Joined: 06-19-2016
Posts: 45
Calm down, you are going to hurt yourself. You are not as important as you think. No one is watching you 24 7.

Go back to selling ice cream.

Get that 69 Camaro to relive your youth.

Relax. Try Yoga.

Be happy.
dstieger Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 9:47 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Mr. Jones wrote:
UNCLE BILL IS ALL I NEED.

ARLEN AND BENDER HAVE YOU
CORNERED AND BEATEN.



Where is Unclebill, by the way....pool season is just around the corner
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 10:01 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
I already ^^^^ knew all that

(2013-2014 it was 24-7-365 coverage, how the **** else do you spend $42 million by Dec.7,2014....including FBI AGENTS taking trips to ITALY, SWITZERLAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, IRELAND, CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA, LAOS)

And I could have told you everything you needed to know in a
FIVE HOUR SIT DOWN ...
back in 2012....

Too bad COMEY LISTENED to Your MORONIC BOSS
GARY O'CONNOR SSG FIELD CHIEF AND WASTED OVER
$50 + MILLION taxpayer dollars on nothing....

PLUS , any idiot with the time and a computer coulda' "mined"
All the above facts from a: 2005 to now:
"Mr. Jones FORUM ACCNT READ" ...
albeit a very sad and time consuming process on your part.

Just give me back My grandfather's inheritance
And 9 requests ( plus a few more)....
AND YOU'll NEVER HEAR A PEEP OUTTA
MY SORRY AZZ AGAIN....

^^ I offered up that deal (+ a NEW used jeep)
minus the "nine requests"..

Back in 2013...

You should have taken it...

You DUMB STUBBORN *****ERS.

P.S. When are you going to thank me for saving
ALL OF CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA AND THE
CHESAPEAKE BAY back in Sept. 2012....
You ****'s have NO eyes or brains...
A blind MONKEY COULDA' spotted those
Terrorists...but you didn't have a clue.
"Your Welcome"
Mr. Jones Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 10:05 AM EST
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Posts: 19,421
#24 dstieger

UNCLE BILL passed away in a canoeing
Accident @ the confluence of The Wicomico
And Potomac rivers sometime ago...
HE WAS A GREAT MAN.
Agent 55 Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 12:27 PM EST
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THANK YOU, Mr. Jones. We can still smell the cowpies. The water supply is safe. Now what else do you want - a medal?

You will never comprehend that it is NOT helpful for you to muck up an ongoing undercover investigation, will you?. Leave the work to the professionals. The young professionals that is.
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 1:06 PM EST
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BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongoing?

Still?

Why?

I already told you the names of the perpetrators
And guilty as hell "DAIRY DUO" REPUBLICAN MILLIONAIRES...
Plus some MORON in EXTON, PA who
PAPA F.E.M. LET SLIP AWAY...

WHAT I WANT IS

M
Y

*****ING $ MILLION $ plus bucks back....

that you stole from me...dumb AZZ
AND THE 9+ demands....

I have posted that ^^^ at least 100 times...
Why even ask me that question ?
Agent 55 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 2:24 PM EST
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You think you can get a million $$$ whining to a cigar forum site? Have you filed your Standard Form 1164? Oh that's right, it's all top secret so no paperwork, right? How convenient. While you got your hands in cookie jar, get some for me.

Treasury Dept giveth and Treasury Dept taketh away. You've got both friends and enemies there, so good luck.
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 3:27 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
I LOVE your answers.

You never, ever ...
Take responsibility for breaking the law
On a daily basis.

Never once appoligize for wrecking people's lives
Over something you were too *****ING stupid to figure out through normal lawful and legal methods.

You had to go all "PATRIOT ACT".. secrecy first...
And spend $50 million ...

The only reason it's public knowledge now is thru
This discount cigar forum...and people I've told...
YOU HAVE DONE YOUR UTMOST TO COVER EVERY CRIME YOU HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST ME
SINCE SEPT. 2012...
And you cry about "openess and being above board APLLYING FORMS thru normal channels"???

**** THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT,
GIVE THEM MY BANK ACCT. # and just
WIRE ME THE FULL AMOUNT YOU STOLE AND STILL
HAVE...TAX *****IN' FREE TOO....
As a show of good faith...AZZHOLE..
Then the next 9 requests, plus some..

"Go FILE A FORM 1164...."

F
U
C
K

Don't make me bust my belly button hernia
From LAUGHING TOO HARD....

KMLWPJA
Agent 55 Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 4:14 PM EST
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If the forum moderators ban you, don't blame me. Friendly piece of advice - If you want to keep broadcasting your message to the world you better tone it down some. I would miss you if you were gone. From this site I mean......of course.
Agent 55 Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 4:19 PM EST
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Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about surveilance - remember a wiretap requires a court order, even a roving wiretap. Nothing has changed because of the Patriot Act. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution.
Mr. Jones Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 6:26 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
Dear Double Nickel SING SING,

I AND I ALONE, STOPPED A MAJOR TERTORIST OCCURRENCE...( your special OP's teams did
The actual neutralizing after MY TIP)

YOU AND THE FBI AND FBI-SSG have ILLEGALLY GANGSTALKED me for over FOUR YEARS.
YOU HAVE TRIED TO KILL ME OVER 6 times
But I out smarted EVERY attempt &
You stole a $MILLION + in cash from my HUT.

If YOUR looking for a thank you for protecting our country or an appology for "outing" your FBI-SSG
AGENTS FELONY CRIMES AGAINST U.S. TARGETED INDIVIDUALS ???
Please Forgive me for not offering you or you coworkers any such thing.

I do appreciate HONEST LAW ENFORCEMENTS EFFORTS ,
BUT,
FBI-SSG AGENTS ARE CRIMINALS WITH NO MORALS AND THEY ARE MURDERERS,
PLAIN AND SIMPLE...

BUT,
IF BANNED...from here...
I WOULD MISS YOU TOO...

XOXO
MR. JONES

:) :) :)
( always in 3's...it's how I've rolled since 1979)

HAVE a nice future with "the GATEKEEPER's" "Outreach Programmer's"
And "the GREMLIN's"...
^^^ they...
are not as nice as me.
qmech Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 6:30 PM EST
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Posts: 970
Someone forgot to take their meds...😁😁😁😎😎😎😁😁😁
Q
Keep Puffin!!!😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
Mr. Jones Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 6:56 PM EST
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#34 my buddy "q"

^^^ ARLEN's "Outreach Programmers" and
"GREMLIN's" ARE AS REAL AS THE DAY IS LONG...

Why the Heck do you think I'm still above ground?

They live and operate in the shadows....

YOU NEVER EVER SEE THEM COMING...
BUT...
WHEN THEY DO...

YOU ARE G.O.N.E.

I was employed, on occassion, by the gatekeeper,
And we stick together...

Thru thick and THIN...

Why else are these COWARD FBI DOUCHE's
so scared???

AM I BANNED YET???

Save me...BLOODY !!!
Agent 55 Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Jan 23 2017, 11:23 PM EST
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As Warren Zevon said (or was that Jonesy?)..........."I'm a desperate man".

Give that man a Gurkha.
jjanecka Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2017, 5:59 AM EST
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Posts: 4,334
Yall are some lonely, lonely, lonely boys...
Agent 55 Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2017, 6:26 PM EST
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Posts: 45
Agent 55 wrote:
Give that man a Gurkha.

Or should that be a spicy Nicaraguan........and I don't mean a cigar. Contra-dictory isn't it?
Mr. Jones Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2017, 7:37 PM EST
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DOUBLE NICKEL SING SING

Now I know who you are....

GARY BEST's BESTEST BUDDY ?

You must live in ARKANSAS.
tamapatom Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2017, 1:47 AM EST
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Remember, when you are stopped at a light at an intersection and the light turns green, that's the secret signal for all the cars behind you to start following you.
tonygraz Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2017, 10:20 AM EST
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But there's always a protester that will turn right or left and not conform.
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