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Free fall not working?
kombat96 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
Must be those pesky updates again, lol.
Cbid getting hammered in the customer service department.
Guess all those platinum members are expiring...lol
KingoftheCove Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
have lancero to "celebrate"....
emma447 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2016
Posts: 49
No one at this company works on weekends? Must be rough.
99cobra2881 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
It's even nicer to have enough cigars on hand to where I don't have to bitchnmoan in every post I submit. Must be rough not having enough.



Wombats low!!! Bomb wombat!!!





Lanceros only
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
emma447 wrote:
No one at this company works on weekends? Must be rough.

Well DUH!
Z and his mommy (La Princessa) sit around the kitchen table and smoke Padrons, while trying to decide who to put on timeout, and for how long.
Work?
you funny!
ovid Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2017
Posts: 141
This system update snafu is getting old. Maybe it's time for a new IT director
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
ovid wrote:
This system update snafu is getting old. Maybe it's time for a new IT director

It's almost fixed, AND this is how "updates" and the like "work" in real life...........just ask Macs or 8Track.
Things will be back to normal on Monday..........I promise.
SteveS Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
KingoftheCove wrote:
It's almost fixed ... Things will be back to normal on Monday..........I promise.


That's what the rep at CI told me a week ago yesterday ...

but, WHICH Monday wasn't specified ... it sure wasn't last Monday and I'm not holding my breath on tomorrow ...
Pudding Mittens Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,291
KingoftheCove wrote:
this is how "updates" and the like "work" in real life........

I was in the industry for many years. If you have smart devs and smart management, this IS NOT "how it works in real life". Even very large, complex upgrades and updates work seamlessly and perfectly.

What causes the big disasters is either mediocre devs who can't track down all relevant dependencies and implications of a change beforehand and account for them all, and/or management who's too cheap or dumb to give the devs enough time to do so.

Usually it's bit of both.
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frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
SteveS wrote:
That's what the rep at CI told me a week ago yesterday ...

but, WHICH Monday wasn't specified ... it sure wasn't last Monday and I'm not holding my breath on tomorrow ...

Monday Monday, can't trust that day...
KingoftheCove Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
Pudding Mittens wrote:
I was in the industry for many years. If you have smart devs and smart management, this IS NOT "how it works in real life". Even very large, complex upgrades and updates work seamlessly and perfectly.

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Liar...









OpelManta
chazbo Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,160
We couldn't get lucky where the free fall keeps falling to 0.00d'oh!
Free fall - buy now
emma447 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2016
Posts: 49
SteveS wrote:


but, WHICH Monday wasn't specified



LMAO! Well played, sir!
Abrignac Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
Worked in the IT field for 10 years. Worked in numerous data centers which ran online apps. In all of them, they had a development environment where updates were written and tested before wide scale deployment. In all my time in the field I never once witnessed snafu's like this. It seems like patches are written on the fly and deployed with little if any testing.
kombat96 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
99cobra2881 wrote:
It's even nicer to have enough cigars on hand to where I don't have to bitchnmoan in every post I submit. Must be rough not having enough.



Wombats low!!! Bomb wombat!!!





Lanceros only




No, no, hellz no.
24132413 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2017
Posts: 556
HA HA HA HA HA HA, it NEVER seems to work at night AT ALL. EVERY night I check around 3 or 4 am and the prices are all set, no movement at all!
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Like I SAID BE-fo'

Before all those NIGERIAN DRUG DEALING
POSTS WERE ON THE "general disscussion"
Forum...this place ran like clock WORK...

Now it's FUBAR for 3? Weeks...

I betting "some very NOUVEAU REEEEEECH
NIGERIAN CRIMINAL DUECES" are laughing their
Azzes off in a hot sweaty " rent a computer by the hour" high tech crime shop with tons of new
CIGAR bid customers C.C. info and NEW
AMERICAN DOLLARS IN THEIR FAT BANK ACCOUNTS IN L.A.G.O.S.....

THE NEWEST "JOKE PHRASE"
In
L.A.G.O.S.

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IS

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KingoftheCove Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
Abrignac wrote:
Worked in the IT field for 10 years. Worked in numerous data centers which ran online apps. In all of them, they had a development environment where updates were written and tested before wide scale deployment. In all my time in the field I never once witnessed snafu's like this. It seems like patches are written on the fly and deployed with little if any testing.

But..............but......what happened with cbid's site is how it works in the real world!

That's what I was told.

Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
KingoftheCove wrote:
Liar...









OpelManta

ThumpUp
chazbo Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,160
Dam still not fallingd'oh!
elRopo Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Decepticons!
RMAN4443 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
chazbo wrote:
Dam still not fallingd'oh!

Which makes all those people downstream in Cali very happy Herfing
bgz Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Abrignac wrote:
Worked in the IT field for 10 years. Worked in numerous data centers which ran online apps. In all of them, they had a development environment where updates were written and tested before wide scale deployment. In all my time in the field I never once witnessed snafu's like this. It seems like patches are written on the fly and deployed with little if any testing.


Ya...

I consider it a major fail if an upgrade puts the client down for more than a half an hour.

This is just ridiculous, people should be fired over this... The IT guys and devlopers should be ashamed of themselves.
Stinkdyr Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
chazbo wrote:
Dam still not fallingd'oh!



That's why we call it.........FREE FAIL !!

Herfing
chazzeric Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2014
Posts: 32
Tired of waiting for my cigars
Pudding Mittens Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,291
Abrignac wrote:
Worked in the IT field for 10 years. Worked in numerous data centers which ran online apps. In all of them, they had a development environment where updates were written and tested before wide scale deployment. In all my time in the field I never once witnessed snafu's like this. It seems like patches are written on the fly and deployed with little if any testing.

Yup, the dev environment, a QA environment, a UAT environment, then production. Changes had to progress through all of them in that order, with three different sets of people testing the crap out of them at each of those stages. This (along with GOOD devs with attention to detail and non-retarded management) are how you make big, complex changes go off without a hitch.

KingoftheCove wrote:
Liar...

Not sure if you're joking or not, but if I'm lying then I must've imagined all those years of problem-free large changes. Maybe my whole career was all a dream, like the end of the Newhart show! But probably not. I just might know what I'm talking about!
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