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Blodhgarm Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2017
Posts: 2
Is it normal with a shipping frequency of immediate to go 7 days without an order being shipped? Also I won a bid like 3 days ago on another and it still hasn't processed and shipped. I sent a customer service message yesterday and still have no reply. Soo uhh yea....?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Customer service is on vacation for the next 3 weeks... big company getaway to fire island... when they get back they're gonna let you decide on a full refund or opt for a partial refund/tassle-free pastie credit combo...
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Easy choice, really... go for the pasties.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
Blodhgarm wrote:
Is it normal with a shipping frequency of immediate to go 7 days without an order being shipped? Also I won a bid like 3 days ago on another and it still hasn't processed and shipped. I sent a customer service message yesterday and still have no reply. Soon uh-huh yea....?



No, it is not normal.

They singled you out.

They figured you'd roll over and take it dry. Instead, what did you do? Why you didn't call 1-800-830-4590 and solve it yourself...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You went on the Forums and cried about it.

Really sucks that you didn't man up and make the call. Oh well, now we know who we're dealing with.
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
You're just one step closer to suicide now ain't cha...
Blodhgarm Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2017
Posts: 2
I'm not crying about it... I'm just new to the site and trying to figure out what's normal. My first order I had at my door in about 2 days. So this seemed strange.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Laugh
jjanecka Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Fresh meat boys. Better rope him down and get the powdered sugar...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
jjanecka wrote:
Fresh meat boys. Better rope him down and get the powdered sugar...


...knowing these guys, it is more like get the salad dressing...

Herfing
SMOKEYOU Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
I prefer peanut butter or jelly......
dharbolt Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
Freaks...
corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Where's the van
MACS Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Blodhgarm wrote:
I'm not crying about it... I'm just new to the site and trying to figure out what's normal. My first order I had at my door in about 2 days. So this seemed strange.


Welcome, Blodhgarm... we're a sarcastic group of asshats. It's refreshing to see you didn't get all bent out of shape. Sometimes our good-natured smart-assery can seem excessive (and it usually is).
NWStogie Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-25-2016
Posts: 736
What's not to like? You have more time to buy more cigars with combined shipping. Don't spread it around. Everyone will want this deal.
Palama Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,461
MACS wrote:
Welcome, Blodhgarm... we're a sarcastic group of asshats. It's refreshing to see you didn't get all bent out of shape. Sometimes our good-natured smart-assery can seem excessive (and it usually is).


To know us is to love us.

Internet tough guys who, when you get a chance to meet them, are really good guys. Funny and generous to a fault. Well, at least that's my limited personal "exposure" to them.

So Blod, put on your thick skin suit and stick around. Herfing
cameroon Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Welcome! Your name sounds vaguely like a menstural product. The whining doesn't help. Do you mind if we call you Kotex?
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
WOW!
HA!
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Might need some summers eve with that name to get that fresh feeling again
gummy jones Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
What an idiot!
emma447 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2016
Posts: 49
Blodhgarm wrote:
Is it normal with a shipping frequency of immediate to go 7 days without an order being shipped? Also I won a bid like 3 days ago on another and it still hasn't processed and shipped. I sent a customer service message yesterday and still have no reply. Soo uhh yea....?



No, its due to the face that I sent them pics of my tits and deep throating a 24" black dong. They haven't recovered yet.


ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
^ Hey baby, wanna be friends?
elRopo Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Sounds like the same pics someone on Facebook sent me, "enema24-7"?
emma447 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2016
Posts: 49
ZRX1200 wrote:
^ Hey baby, wanna be friends?


Yes, it will only cost you a box of Padron 1926 Serie 40 Year Maduro and a box of Davidoff YOTR.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DPNzrem4U298&ved=0ahUKEwj5iY3nu53SAhUC3SYKHfWYAgoQtwIIHTAB&usg=AFQjCNHuhWbYq-8kMN3cmovFgP46G4TFKA&sig2=4qWp1_cnUQv5miFNirT7qg
ZRX1200 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
I've got a rooster foe you.
MACS Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofxovZWoqo
Abrignac Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,217
emma447 wrote:
No, its due to the face that I sent them pics of my tits and deep throating a 24" black dong. They haven't recovered yet.





My kind of lady. Do you kick start or suck start your Harley?
SMOKEYOU Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
MACS wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofxovZWoqo


Fixed it?
MACS Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
SMOKEYOU wrote:
Fixed it?


Different clip, but yeah... much shorter url.
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Dear Mr. Blood-garm,

In the future ...

Please choose the

U.P.S. shipping option...

If more people use it...
Perhaps ??
When I send a 2 lb. Package 150 miles as a crow flies..,

I WON'T GET CHARGED $38.95 while "UPS-y"
Violates my AZZ...
mikey1597 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
emma447 wrote:
No, its due to the face that I sent them pics of my tits and deep throating a 24" black dong. They haven't recovered yet.






is that you wheel?
qmech Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Mr. Jones I though anal probing was a UFO not a UPS problem?
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