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imahammer Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-12-2016
Posts: 3
I guess that is the only way to get their attention
sd72 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
Do you file in PA or Daneland? Where is daneland anyway?
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
You might be a hammer but you're not the Texas Hammer.
elRopo Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
He's from Nigeria, just wants your personal info.
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Pretty sure, I tell you what I'm not a lawyer but I'll represent you. I just need the usuals. Name, number, adress, credit card, email, email password, and SSN so that I can file with the courts. Also there's a $50 processing fee.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
You could email them a picture of your junk. That will get their attention too.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Brick wall
Peckerhead Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Gene363 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,799
imahammer wrote:
I guess that is the only way to get their attention


Great idea, I'd like to sue you for being in a abusive ignorant jackass. A lawsuit might enable you to understand you are not the center of the universe, just the smelly center of a wrinkly hole found in back end of most humans. However, yours is special and not wrinkly at all. With your fat head shoved up inside it's probably stretched to breaking point. Too bad you'll be broke after suit, being the loser that you are. That will lead to another problem for you, you will not be able to afford a lens transplant to your navel so you can see where you are going.


I take it by your name you have a pet jackass called hammer, perfect.
elRopo Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
You could email them a picture of your junk. That will get their attention too.

And be sure it (the pic) has maximum resolution because they'll prolly have to enlarge it. ....... A lot!
ovid Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2017
Posts: 141
Class action suit is a great idea
I'll take mine in grey flannel
MACS Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
A class action suit, eh?

I prefer Brioni, or in a pinch maybe an Armani.

I kid, I kid... I only own 2 suits. Both of them are cheap Oscar De La Renta.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
If I have 7 chickens and I give MACS 3 cows and he gives dstieger 2 horses, what does ovid have?
RMAN4443 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
If I have 7 chickens and I give MACS 3 cows and he gives dstieger 2 horses, what does ovid have?

Herpes?









Sarcasm
Jcdawg23 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2016
Posts: 58
I've been waiting on my order for about 3 weeks now. Two things have been helping me keep my cool about this whole situation. The awesome ladies in CS, and the back and forth between people crying and threatening to sue and the vets on this board. It has been very entertaining to watch how people are freaking out about delays in shipping. I want my order as bad as anyone, but I'm not about to threaten to sue over it, or take my business away. Although I do hope everyone threatening to take their business away actually does it. Cheaper cigars for us!
elRopo Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Jcdawg23 wrote:
I've been waiting on my order for about 3 weeks now. Two things have been helping me keep my cool about this whole situation. The awesome ladies in CS, and the back and forth between people crying and threatening to sue and the vets on this board. It has been very entertaining to watch how people a freaking out about delays in shipping. I want my order as bad as anyone, but I'm not about to threaten to sue over it, or take my business away. Although I do hope everyone threatening to take their business away actually do it. Cheaper cigars for us!

I like this guy!

What do you think about the world as a "hole"?
dharbolt Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
RMAN4443 wrote:
Herpes



Fixed it
patrickh44231 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 09-24-2009
Posts: 1,510
Yes let's get all the workers there even more stressed. That'll get us our stuff even quicker.

Sarcasm

Patience is a virtue.

Leave then alone and let them do their jobs.
JadeRose Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Jcdawg23 wrote:
I've been waiting on my order for about 3 weeks now. Two things have been helping me keep my cool about this whole situation. The awesome ladies in CS, and the back and forth between people crying and threatening to sue and the vets on this board. It has been very entertaining to watch how people a freaking out about delays in shipping. I want my order as bad as anyone, but I'm not about to threaten to sue over it, or take my business away. Although I do hope everyone threatening to take their business away actually do it. Cheaper cigars for us!




This guy wins. Next thing you know, he'll be camping with Z and riding around in KotC's Citation!
MACS Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
JadeRose wrote:
This guy wins. Next thing you know, he'll be camping with Z and riding around in KotC's Citation!


Hell, I might even take him fishing!


He's buying the bait, though...
jjanecka Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
While I am a man of high intellect, many folks here are of much higher intellect. With that being said I just want to make this perfectly clear for anyone threatening a cbid lawsuit that certain information could accidently be leaked to some of our more deranged veterans like Mr. Jones who up until recently just learned to type in normal capitalization. We really love hearing about how Jonesy thwarted SSG gangstalking and how they stole his gold. He's just getting back to normal but one major upset like his precious cbid being shut down over a lawsuit could most certainly send him over the edge. Knowing full well he knows how to thwart gangstalking he may end up using his contacts to conduct secret covert operations with the information that may or may not have been leaked in the first place.

So think about that before testing our Cbid vets...
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
MACS wrote:
Hell, I might even take him fishing!


He's buying the bait, though...






"fishing"
teedubbya Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Macs is fancy oh my suits are made by Oscar De La Hoya
Peckerhead Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
JadeRose wrote:
"fishing"


I could have sworn he said fisting.
Jcdawg23 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2016
Posts: 58
elRopo wrote:
I like this guy!

What do you think about the world as a "hole"?


I don't think I would like the world as a hole. I prefer it how it is. Long and flat.





Sarcasm
KingoftheCove Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
JadeRose wrote:
This guy wins. Next thing you know, he'll be camping with Z and riding around in KotC's Citation!

ram27bat
It's a Geo Metro, and you know it you cheesehead!
bs_kwaj Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
jjanecka wrote:
You might be a hammer but you're not the Texas Hammer.


Jim Adler....

He'll get everything that is coming to you!

Beer
DrMaddVibe Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
If I have 7 chickens and I give MACS 3 cows and he gives dstieger 2 horses, what does ovid have?



A super date with The Stranger and Miss Michigan!
ddragggon Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52
imahammer wrote:
I guess that is the only way to get their attention

I would like their attention now, Not 3 months from now after you get the paperwork together, and enough people willing to bandwagon onto this. Here's a handy guide so you can get to work on that right away....

1. you will need to find a lawyer who is willing to start a class action lawsuit against an E-commerce company, over a matter of I would guess no more than $200K worth of cigars. If there is only $200K available, then no self respecting lawyer is going to tie themselves up in a costly 6 to 24 month long class action lawsuit.

2. you probably haven't actually lost any money here. I was steamed at the thought of my credit card being charged long before my stogies shipped, and was going to make a huge point about it in a different thread, but after looking at my account, they have not yet charged me, so you don't actually have anything tangible lost here, just the hopes that your cigars you bid on will get there.

3. Lets Assume you find a lawyer who is willing to take on this class action lawsuit. You will need to provide a retainer before they'll get started, and continue to pay them through the end of the class action lawsuit, at which point (if you signed a contract with them) your fees will be reimbursed out of the pool of money gained from the lawsuit, as will be the lawyers actual fees. This of course hinges completely on the Judge who is in charge of the case not looking at it, shaking his head and saying "Frivolous lawsuit over nothing" and throws it out of court. You're still on the hook for that lawyer, including the fees he would have collected at the end of the lawsuit.

4. Lets take it one step further. You found a lawyer, you're retaining him for a few $K a month, the Judge didn't throw out the case, and now comes the time for the lawyer to contact everyone who may have been affected by this issue. They will be given 3 to 6 months to submit their information, then any money gained by the class action will be divided up accordingly. Lawyer will probably take about 30% off the top, maybe more. reimbursing the retainers paid will probably be another 10-20%% off the top. so that leaves $100K to split up between all involved parties. Whether it's an even split, or based on the amount of money you would have lost if they actually ran your credit card, you get a cut. Of course, by signing the back of this check that is probably worth nowhere near as much as you dropped on cigars that didn't ship, you will give up all rights to come after Cbid, and they no longer have to ship you anything.

In business terms, this is often refered to as "Ignoring the Dollar to Save a Nickle."

Of course, if they get threatened with a Class Action Lawsuit, they could quit buying inventory, deplete all available stocks, then fold the company, and leave the scraps behind for any outstanding creditors, or bank loans. Then, it's a simple matter to get a new business license, create a new LLC named something like, I dunno "Cigarsbids" and re-open doors as a new business with no affiliation to the defunct company being sued for almost no money. When Chrysler was bought out by Fiat, the very first thing they did was send a letter to everyone who paid Chrysler for the "Extended full coverage lifetime warranty" and let them know that any agreement or warranty they had with Chrysler Corp of America was with Chrysler Corp of America, Not Fiat Chrysler, and as such, they would not be honoring any warranty work of any sorts on cars manufactured by that other car company.

kombat96 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
ddragggon wrote:
I would like their attention now, Not 3 months from now after you get the paperwork together, and enough people willing to bandwagon onto this. Here's a handy guide so you can get to work on that right away....

1. you will need to find a lawyer who is willing to start a class action lawsuit against an E-commerce company, over a matter of I would guess no more than $200K worth of cigars. If there is only $200K available, then no self respecting lawyer is going to tie themselves up in a costly 6 to 24 month long class action lawsuit.

2. you probably haven't actually lost any money here. I was steamed at the thought of my credit card being charged long before my stogies shipped, and was going to make a huge point about it in a different thread, but after looking at my account, they have not yet charged me, so you don't actually have anything tangible lost here, just the hopes that your cigars you bid on will get there.

3. Lets Assume you find a lawyer who is willing to take on this class action lawsuit. You will need to provide a retainer before they'll get started, and continue to pay them through the end of the class action lawsuit, at which point (if you signed a contract with them) your fees will be reimbursed out of the pool of money gained from the lawsuit, as will be the lawyers actual fees. This of course hinges completely on the Judge who is in charge of the case not looking at it, shaking his head and saying "Frivolous lawsuit over nothing" and throws it out of court. You're still on the hook for that lawyer, including the fees he would have collected at the end of the lawsuit.

4. Lets take it one step further. You found a lawyer, you're retaining him for a few $K a month, the Judge didn't throw out the case, and now comes the time for the lawyer to contact everyone who may have been affected by this issue. They will be given 3 to 6 months to submit their information, then any money gained by the class action will be divided up accordingly. Lawyer will probably take about 30% off the top, maybe more. reimbursing the retainers paid will probably be another 10-20%% off the top. so that leaves $100K to split up between all involved parties. Whether it's an even split, or based on the amount of money you would have lost if they actually ran your credit card, you get a cut. Of course, by signing the back of this check that is probably worth nowhere near as much as you dropped on cigars that didn't ship, you will give up all rights to come after Cbid, and they no longer have to ship you anything.

In business terms, this is often refered to as "Ignoring the Dollar to Save a Nickle."

Of course, if they get threatened with a Class Action Lawsuit, they could quit buying inventory, deplete all available stocks, then fold the company, and leave the scraps behind for any outstanding creditors, or bank loans. Then, it's a simple matter to get a new business license, create a new LLC named something like, I dunno "Cigarsbids" and re-open doors as a new business with no affiliation to the defunct company being sued for almost no money. When Chrysler was bought out by Fiat, the very first thing they did was send a letter to everyone who paid Chrysler for the "Extended full coverage lifetime warranty" and let them know that any agreement or warranty they had with Chrysler Corp of America was with Chrysler Corp of America, Not Fiat Chrysler, and as such, they would not be honoring any warranty work of any sorts on cars manufactured by that other car company.





He just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico! So. LoL
bgz Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
And he staid in a holiday inn last night.
JadeRose Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
KingoftheCove wrote:
ram27bat
It's a Geo Metro, and you know it you cheesehead!




Tom-aa-to, tom-ah-to. Turd mobile.
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,535
I thought Cessna when I read Citation. .. I guess I was way off... Mellow
shaun341 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
kombat96 wrote:
He just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico! So. LoL



I slept in a Holiday Inn last night so that qualifies me to represent them in this suit. My fee is 50% of all winnings and liquid beverages made for people that have been alive more then 21 years.


I know what doesn't hold weight when trying to gain leverage is is threatening a suit on a forum, Classic I can't do anything about this so I will bluff that I can. Honestly I feel Cbid really effed up here and there business model needs a lot of work when appealing to its customer base but you're effed as well in being able to do anything about it, live and learn from it. That was in the book I found int he nightstand at the Holiday Inn Express last night.
ddragggon Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52
kombat96 wrote:
He just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico! So. LoL

bgz wrote:
And he staid in a holiday inn last night.

... I didn't know.

I respectfully retract my previous statements. I did not realize I was working with a mastermind here...
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