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CBID SENT THE WRONG STUFF AGAIN @!!!
jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
When will it stop !
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jrupertnh Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-07-2006
Posts: 568
Hey...
You know what would be REALLY funny?!?
Lets have the baby play in a WHOLE GREAT BIG BOX FULL OF CHOKING HAZARDS!

Ram27 Online
#3 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 48,922
Any matches ?????
Kawak Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2007
Posts: 4,025
#2 Relax, when we were kids our parents let us lick the top of the pudding can's. We stuffed our coke can tabs back inside our cans and drank it and they fed us this stuff for cereal. It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds.It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds.It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds.It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds. It never effected our minds.
miketv Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2006
Posts: 742
When Andy and I were kids, our dad was too cheap to buy us plane tickets to visit him. The trip in a box isn't so bad... except for the whole hoding it thing. Andy never bothered holding it.
andytv Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
it was like a bunch of brown peanuts.
andytv Offline
#7 Posted:
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#2



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pacman357 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
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#2 That's exactly the attitude that got us smoking bans and warning labels.

When I was a kid, we played with Lawn Darts. Real, honest-to-goodness, metal-tipped Lawn Darts. They are apparently banned by international treaty or something. No one who ever played with our set ever got hurt.
bgramza Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2006
Posts: 1,275
I still wish I had the set of the original lawn darts. Those new ones are sissyfied big time.
drnos Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2003
Posts: 2,787
Lawn Darts!! LMAO!!!

As if they weren't dangerous enough, my friend and I played a varient to the game where you had to stand with one leg inside the ring while your opponent tried to land his darts there.

I couldn't make this stuff up.
sw48362 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-14-2004
Posts: 9,746
They make those dolls so life size and like these days!

I have one, but it's of a 24 year old female Swedish volleyball player. lol!
BuckyB93 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,110
You can get the real lawn darts here

http://www.crown-darts.com/content/home.asp

They can't sell complete sets to the US or Canada but they say they can sell you the spare parts and then you assemble them yourself. Around $80 including postage.
dkeage Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,135
^Jarts!!!
Mrs.Tank Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-15-2005
Posts: 10,047
If only delivery was this easy.
jackconrad Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
NEXT TIME try DHL !
Kawak Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2007
Posts: 4,025
Yea, try DHL next time that baby will be a teenager by the time it gets there!
bsevern Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2006
Posts: 8,062
At least you got packing peanuts...hope they don't charge a restocking fee on that one !
jetblasted Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
I had a set of Lawn Darts . . .

Those were fun . . .
hoyodude Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 07-17-2000
Posts: 4,395
My family had Lawn Darts and we used them every summer.

One day, back in the early '80's, we were playing and my little brother wandered directly into the line of fire right after my uncle had released his dart. It planted itself right in his hand, entered in the space between thumb and forefinger and came out his palm. Point was sticking out about an inch. He started running around in circles, yelling and holding his hand out in front of him, the dart waggling back and forth. Finally, my dad was able to get him to stop so he could yank the thing out of his hand and take him to the emergency room. Kind of ruined the day and we never used the Lawn Darts again. I think my folks threw them out.

Damn, I wish I still had some Lawn Darts....they was fun.
jackconrad Offline
#20 Posted:
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^&%^$!
longerash Offline
#21 Posted:
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Posts: 702
hoyodude wrote:
My family had Lawn Darts and we used them every summer.



One day, back in the early '80's, we were playing and my little brother wandered directly into the line of fire right after my uncle had released his dart. It planted itself right in his hand, entered in the space between thumb and forefinger and came out his palm. Point was sticking out about an inch. He started running around in circles, yelling and holding his hand out in front of him, the dart waggling back and forth. Finally, my dad was able to get him to stop so he could yank the thing out of his hand and take him to the emergency room. Kind of ruined the day and we never used the Lawn Darts again. I think my folks threw them out.



Damn, I wish I still had some Lawn Darts....they was fun.




we had them too a lot of fun
Northsidepk Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 10-22-2010
Posts: 2,263
Jeez, since when did we give the Fed the power to tell us we can't buy lawn darts!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
Northsidepk wrote:
Jeez, since when did we give the Fed the power to tell us we can't buy lawn darts!




9/11 changed everything.horse
Northsidepk Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-22-2010
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
9/11 changed everything.horse

Yeah, it changed the amount of federal agents that policed wall st and look how that worked out.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
Just like Owedumba's "change"...it was never promised to be a GOOD thing!

People need to be more specific and we wouldn't have this kind of problem.
05busa Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
Haaaaa.....Look,Its Sven-ina-Box
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,506
I found a set of lawn darts last summer at a garage sale.... still in the original box but the rings were missing... talked her down to three bucks... ThumpUp
05busa Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2007
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Did u check her nipples??
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,506
no... she was pretty much a crack whore I think... I didn't even try to get a peek... Mellow
05busa Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
Ohhh....cause she was probably hiding them under her shirt
ZRX1200 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,473
Miketv???!!!!!!!


Whoa........another finger puller!
DadZilla3 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
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Very irresponsible if you ask me. They should have poked some air holes in the box at least.
ZRX1200 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,473
Have you seen the way Cbid tapes boxes? Im sure the kid could breath fine!
TMCTLT Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
ZRX1200 wrote:
Have you seen the way Cbid tapes boxes? Im sure the kid could breath fine!



Last couple boxes I've received Jamie he might have been able to get out on his own......
yardobeef Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2011
Posts: 849
That delivery is going to need some time in the humidor to mature.
jackconrad Offline
#36 Posted:
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