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Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 7:52 PM EST
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Hey all. I've been lurking the forums for a while now and snagging cigars here and there. I'm from Colorado and like hiking, camping, rafting, gardening, hanging with my wife and 11 month old daughter. Obviously, I enjoy cigars. My favorites are almost anything Pete Johnson, Fuente, Litto Gomez, Padron, Pepin and Jaime Garcia and lately I've been enjoying New World and Enclave by AJ Fernandez as my yard gars.

I like pairing rye, bourbon, and single malts with cigars, as well as good beer and fine wine.

Well, cheers fellas, flame away.

Oh, and I like waffles and pancakes.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 8:05 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
Hey all. I've been lurking the forums for a while now and snagging cigars here and there. I'm from Colorado and like hiking, camping, rafting, gardening, hanging with my wife and 11 month old daughter. Obviously, I enjoy cigars. My favorites are almost anything Pete Johnson, Fuente, Litto Gomez, Padron, Pepin and Jaime Garcia and lately I've been enjoying New World and Enclave by AJ Fernandez as my yard gars.

I like pairing rye, bourbon, and single malts with cigars, as well as good beer and fine wine.

Well, cheers fellas, flame away.

Oh, and I like waffles and pancakes.

yeah yeah welcome blah blah blah.

look, you seem nice enough. but you are way too well adjusted for the likes of us, especially considering what we are all dealing with currently.

do yourself a favor, go do something outrageous and then repost. maybe you'll get some positive reaction from the sickos that dwell here.

good luck.

Frank
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 8:09 PM EST
Joined: 08-08-2016
Posts: 80
I've had a good laugh over most of the cbid melts. My dry, ****-ish demeanor made me appreciate the fogs immediately.
RMAN4443 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 8:15 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
I've had a good laugh over most of the cbid melts. My dry, ****-ish demeanor made me appreciate the fogs immediately.

http://www.bluewafflespictures.com/blue-waffles-pictures/

Best waffles ever.........and Welcome to the Madness
JadeRose Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 8:25 PM EST
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None of this tells us of your time in a Turkish Prison OR whether you like movies about gladiators?
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 8:25 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
http://www.bluewafflespictures.com/blue-waffles-pictures/

Best waffles ever.........and Welcome to the Madness



Unfortunately, I'm already all too aware of blue waffles. Not my forte.
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 8:35 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
Unfortunately, I'm already all too aware of blue waffles. Not my forte.

unfortunately?????? That doesn't sound good Pray
gummy jones Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:15 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
How do I say it
Man this is awkward
But you are doing this all wrong
Delete your first post and change the wording to something like this:

Ordered rocky patel seconds at just under msrp on 2/10 and these idiots won't return my call. I already hired a lawyer and cancelled my credit card and I hate you all. Who wants to help me? Also I'm never buying here again because rocketdogs.com is way better. Also, where can I buy real cooban cigars?
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:34 PM EST
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I'll see what I can do, complaining and whining just really aren't for me. Besides, I have enough cigars to get me through two years...if I ration.

Here's my attempt: I bought cigars from an online bidding site, and encountered no issues except a slight shipping delay that I didn't even notice because I forgot I bought the cigars. I was pleasantly surprised when they arrived, promptly tossed the box into one of my sterilites, and haven't looked at it or thought about it since. Is that correct? Am I doing it right?
gummy jones Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:37 PM EST
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A little skimpy on the delusions of grandeur
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:38 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
I'll see what I can do, complaining and whining just really aren't for me. Besides, I have enough cigars to get me through two years...if I ration.

Here's my attempt: I bought cigars from an online bidding site, and encountered no issues except a slight shipping delay that I didn't even notice because I forgot I bought the cigars. I was pleasantly surprised when they arrived, promptly tossed the box into one of my sterilites, and haven't looked at it or thought about it since. Is that correct? Am I doing it right?

Perfect, that's the way I'd do it, but I'm fairly new here and again Welcome to the Madness Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:39 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
I'll see what I can do, complaining and whining just really aren't for me. Besides, I have enough cigars to get me through two years...if I ration.

Here's my attempt: I bought cigars from an online bidding site, and encountered no issues except a slight shipping delay that I didn't even notice because I forgot I bought the cigars. I was pleasantly surprised when they arrived, promptly tossed the box into one of my sterilites, and haven't looked at it or thought about it since. Is that correct? Am I doing it right?

it ain't cigars that makes us worried about you...
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:47 PM EST
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Posts: 80
frankj1 wrote:
it ain't cigars that makes us worried about you...


Don't be scurred, I ain't.

Edit: Enjoying some Cracker Crumbs right now, all is good.
jjanecka Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:50 PM EST
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Frankie I dunno about this guy. I think he's that tyoe that just holds it all in and never breaks composure. He's the type that's either about to shoot everyone in the room or he's an all American Hero out for blood.
elRopo Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:52 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
Don't be scurred, I ain't.

Edit: Enjoying some Cracker Crumbs right now, all is good.

I see you're a lizard kinda guy, do you like turtles?
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:54 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
I see you're a lizard kinda guy, do you like turtles?


Not particularly, I guess have nothing against them though.
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:59 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Frankie I dunno about this guy. I think he's that tyoe that just holds it all in and never breaks composure. He's the type that's either about to shoot everyone in the room or he's an all American Hero out for blood.


Nah man, I just like good things, good company, and I spend most of my time outdoors...keeps my head on straight. In fact, just last weekend, I hit some whitewater in Utah with a couple buddies and enjoyed some great cigars at camp. Came back to civilization refreshed...just like I do every weekend.
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:00 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
Not particularly, I guess have nothing against them though.

Your not Jim Morrison are you? I heard he was the Lizard King Beer
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:03 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Your not Jim Morrison are you? I heard he was the Lizard King Beer


I wish, minus the dead part. However, my name draws inspiration from a Phish song and alludes to the fact that we spend a boatload of our time in lizard country.
elRopo Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:07 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
Nah man, I just like good things, good company, and I spend most of my time outdoors...keeps my head on straight. In fact, just last weekend, I hit some whitewater in Utah with a couple buddies and enjoyed some great cigars at camp. Came back to civilization refreshed...just like I do every weekend.

I hear a banjo playing somewhere.
jjanecka Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:07 PM EST
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Damnitt... I hate you already.
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:09 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
I hear a banjo playing somewhere.


It's actually a mandolin.
RMAN4443 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:10 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
It's actually a mandolin.

I've heard those are great for slicing veggies
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:12 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I've heard those are great for slicing veggies


That, sir, would be a mandoline.
RMAN4443 Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:19 PM EST
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Land_Of_Lizards wrote:
That, sir, would be a mandoline.


Really? I knew a guy that could "shred" on mandolin Boo hoo!
Land_Of_Lizards Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:20 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Really? I knew a guy that could "shred" on mandolin Boo hoo!



Touché
jjanecka Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:21 PM EST
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Did he use a violin bow to do it too?
RMAN4443 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:26 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Did he use a violin bow to do it too?

Yeah, kinda like Jimmy Page on Dazed and Confused Boo hoo!
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:27 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
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this kid has all the right answers.
might have to go over my head to decide if he's a keeper...

he got me with the whitewater thing. only did that once, Rive Rouge north of Montreal, but I can't imagine more fun, with cigar breaks to boot. and coed showers after. Viva Canada, eh?
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