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An Irish Painter Named Murphy
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An Irish painter by the name of  Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was
a gifted portrait artist.
 
Over  a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over
Ireland  were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get
him to  paint their likenesses.
 
One  day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch
limo  and asked if he would paint her in the nude.   This being the first 
time anyone had made such a request he was a bit uncomfortable, particularly 
when the woman told him that money was no object; in fact, and she was 
willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.
 
Not  wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he
went  into the house to confer with Mary, his wife.  They talked much about 
the Rightness and Wrongness of it.   It was hard to make the decision  but
finally his wife agreed, on one condition. In a few minutes he  returned.
 
"T'would  be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said "The wife
says it's  okay. "I'll paint you in the nude all right; but I have to at
least leave me  socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes."
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