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Should Hank_The_Tank end his self imposed ban?
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gummy jones Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:39 AM EST
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poor mrs hank
MissAshlie Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:42 AM EST
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Why is this Hank guy gone?
dstieger Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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A week from now, you will look back and wonder that you could have ever been so naive as to have asked that.....
bgz Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:05 AM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
Why is this Hank guy gone?


Cause he's a thin skinned noob with long standing insecurities and mommy issues.

At least that's what I was told.
MissAshlie Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:06 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Cause he's a thin skinned noob with long standing insecurities and mommy issues.

At least that's what I was told.


Aww, that doesn't sound very nice.
bgz Offline
#56 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:10 AM EST
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No, we keep telling him he needs to see a shrink for that.
tamapatom Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 2:18 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
No, we keep telling him he needs to see a shrink for that.

He heard "shrinkwrap".
gummy jones Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 2:38 PM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
Why is this Hank guy gone?


he lost his favorite thong in a fire Crying
victor809 Offline
#59 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:06 PM EST
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Topped in remembrance of hank... taken from us too soon ... killed by macs.
MACS Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:11 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Topped in remembrance of hank... taken from us too soon ... killed by macs.


I was acquitted. The evidence clearly shows his absence was and is self-imposed.
victor809 Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:17 PM EST
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Psh... this is cbid. Evidence and facts are irrelevant. We make decisions based on innuendo and alternative facts!
MACS Offline
#62 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:23 PM EST
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Oh, yeah.

In that case it was done with malice aforethought.
jjanecka Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:54 PM EST
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He really did fill the void that was left after the "prayers sent" bit subsided.
MACS Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:56 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
He really did fill the void that was left after the "prayers sent" bit subsided.


If so, the void was a 5 pound sack, and he tried to fill it with 40 pounds of BS.
victor809 Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:00 PM EST
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... hank filled MACS 's sack?
jjanecka Offline
#66 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:08 PM EST
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MAC's sack is 40lbs?
victor809 Offline
#67 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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No... Macs sack is only 5lb... but hank filled it with 40lbs of Bull ****.
victor809 Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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Bull Seamen
jjanecka Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:14 PM EST
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I drank that with a few Polaks one time out of one of those hand made bladders. I kept insisting it was bailey's and they kept insisting it was bull ****.
itsawaldo Offline
#70 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:15 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I've said it before, I'll say it again... if he wants to be truly legendary, he'll never post again...

He's essentially playing the old huck finn at his own funeral thing right now, and probably enjoying the heck out of it...


Mrs. H says he's a goner.

I read it on the internet, it must be true.
JadeRose Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 5:40 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
He really did fill the void that was left after the "prayers sent" bit subsided.





We already had a "void filler" Drafter. Just ask teedubbya
MACS Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 8:25 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
No... Macs sack is only 5lb... but hank filled it with 40lbs of Bull ****.


If so, my wife's back is gonna hurt... they're in her purse.
qmech Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:44 PM EST
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Bring back Hank!!
Q
gummy jones Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 8:05 AM EST
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qmech wrote:
Bring back Hank!!
Q


i prefer hamk
victor809 Offline
#75 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 11:09 AM EST
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Have we all given up on hank so quickly....?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#76 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 11:39 AM EST
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if he wants to make the "cbidders we miss" list, he's gonna have to do his time away...
victor809 Offline
#77 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 11:43 AM EST
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Well I wasn't expecting us to miss him per se....
victor809 Offline
#78 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 11:44 AM EST
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... but continue to mock MACS for driving him off? Sure....
bgz Offline
#79 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 12:18 PM EST
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Who's hank again?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#80 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 12:20 PM EST
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(almost) a legend...
Speyside Offline
#81 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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Poor snowflake.
gummy jones Offline
#82 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 4:59 PM EST
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I think hamk was missashly's grandson
jjanecka Offline
#83 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:07 PM EST
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MISSASHLIE WAS 21 AND ALLEGEDLY AN ALLIGATOR. SHE PROBABLY ATE THAT KID AT DISNEY LAST AUGUST.
tamapatom Offline
#84 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:32 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2015
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Has he been changed into a newt yet?
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