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Weird week here
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Everton Bailey Jr. | The Oregonian/OregonLive
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A southern Oregon man was arrested Monday after authorities say he sexually assaulted a chicken.

Joshua Woltmon, 27, of Medford remained Tuesday in the Jackson County Jail on $25,000 bail on accusations of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and second-degree disorderly conduct.


Woltmon exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken's genitals, prosecutors allege in court documents. He is also accused of threatening another man with sharp sticks in the same incident.

A Medford police sergeant said he didn't have any other details on the case Tuesday.

Court records in a 2014 guardianship case described Woltmon then as functioning at the level of a 7-year-old, suffering from bipolar disorder and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and unable to make informed decisions.

-- Everton Bailey Jr.



Yesterday, another dude got charged with arson for setting a mannequin head on fire in an elevator after having sex with it.



Also some old broad flashed her tits at me Tuesday in the middle on nowhere on a road in Wolf Creek.



Hank_The_Tank Offline
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Just wait 10 years, all of this will be legal. Write that down. Sick world.
frankj1 Offline
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just to clarify, it was a chicken, not a rooster?
teedubbya Offline
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Bloody's real name is Joshua?
dstieger Offline
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there's a law against 'menacing'? wtf is that?
teedubbya Offline
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dstieger wrote:
there's a law against 'menacing'? wtf is that?



you can't use the menacing red letters and stuff
gummy jones Offline
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#lovewins
DrafterX Offline
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They should shut down Bloody's facebook page... Mellow
Gene363 Offline
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Not South Carolina or even Florida.
NVYChief Offline
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Just not right...must be the rain there on Oregon. Mental capacity if a 7 yo...man now I gotta keep the young ones away from my chickens! My son is gonna be pissed!lol
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Gene363 wrote:
Not South Carolina or even Florida.


Not newsworthy there.
bgz Offline
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And that kids, is why you don't ever get in Z's van... you go in a man and come out a chicken f*cker
delta1 Offline
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I heard the chicken consented...
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Was she of age?
deadeyedick Offline
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shaun341 Offline
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Maybe he had to pizz tripped and fell right into the chicken's genitals......could happen just not in Oregon.
bgz Offline
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shaun341 wrote:
Maybe he had to pizz tripped and fell right into the chicken's genitals......could happen just not in Oregon.


Well, it did say he was slow, so maybe he was just pointing to where he accidentally stuck his finger...

And as far as his own package, was probably just an itch, wasn't sure what to do, so started using the chicken as a scratcher.

Makes total sense now.
Whistlebritches Offline
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Come on guys.......all he did was **** a chicken.Why do you think Z's rooster crows at 2 am?
frankj1 Offline
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Medford...something so familiar...
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MailTribune.com

Mannequin head used in apparent sex act, set ablaze in Medford elevator

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Mikal Walton, left, and Anthony Montes
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Posted at 12:03 PM
Updated at 2:36 PM

By Ryan Pfeil
Mail Tribune

Two men are in jail on arson charges for allegedly setting fire to the interior of a Medford parking garage elevator after one of the men appeared to at least mimic a sex act with a mannequin head and set it ablaze.

City police and fire crews responded to a fire alarm at the Evergreen parking structure, 34 W. Eighth St., at 2:52 a.m. Wednesday, according to a news release. The elevator had been set on fire but the fire had apparently gone out on its own after scorching the elevator’s interior walls and floor. The damage was estimated at about $1,000.


Police reviewed parking garage surveillance video and said two men had entered the garage just before the fire, both carrying skateboards, with one carrying the mannequin head. Footage showed one of the men tipping over a garbage can while the other went into the elevator and made thrusting motions with his hips against the head, according to Medford police.

The men then allegedly lit the head on fire, left it on the elevator floor, and threw more debris onto the flames before leaving, the release said.

Police identified the men as 24-year-old Anthony Nicholas Montes and 18-year-old Mikal Joseph Walton.

Montes was arrested at the intersection of Tenth Street and Oakdale Avenue later that day.

Walton, who allegedly took the head in the elevator, was arrested at the Sunset Inn on Riverside Avenue, where he was living, police said.

Both are set to be arraigned on first-degree arson charges today, according to court records. Neither has any past criminal history in the state, records show.
delta1 Offline
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come on baby, light my fire...
bgz Offline
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lmfao, just looked them up.

I would put money on Anthony Montes being the one that got some head in the elevator.
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Why did the pervert cross the road ?
His dihck was stuck in the chicken ! d'oh!
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Mellow
bgz Offline
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lol jespear
Buckwheat Offline
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That's like hypnotizing chickens
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life'
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