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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 5 2017, 6:21 PM EST
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welcome aboard Pastafarians.

https://www.venganza.org/

I know tonygraz is IN!
tonygraz Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 5 2017, 6:55 PM EST
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Ramen !
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 5 2017, 6:58 PM EST
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I knew you'd come through
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 1:46 PM EST
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Can one convert without actually consuming a lot of pasta?
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 2:07 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Can one convert without actually consuming a lot of pasta?

As long as the sauce is good, but I still vote for the Ravioli Anxious
Stinkdyr Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 5:05 PM EST
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All hail FSM!
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 6:06 PM EST
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BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 6:17 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!

boiling makes more sense...
MACS Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 6:18 PM EST
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Prayers sent.

Heathens.
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 6 2017, 6:27 PM EST
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MACS is a good name for a Pastafarian.
Stinkdyr Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 3:58 PM EST
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https://books.google.com/books?id=zCyNDgAAQBAJ&pg=PT16&lpg=PT16&dq=kum+cambodia&source=bl&ots=uwfR0Se0Ly&sig=YavRYi-O6JL27QKMxGW8F0FiCc8&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjk9sPk2-DTAhUF8YMKHXUWDmIQ6AEIbDAN#v=onepage&q=kum%20cambodia&f=false

fog
Abrignac Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 6:32 PM EST
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What a coincidence. Just finished a plate of spaghetti with home made sauce & meatballs that I made today.
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 1:08 PM EST
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#11...Stinkdyr will eventually pay for that mocking...those people have much in common with their elephants...
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 1:17 PM EST
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Below are some of the main foundational beliefs of Rastafarians. The other articles will provide some of the other beliefs and standards

Rastafarians believe that God is a spirit and that this spirit was manifested in King H.I.M. Emperor Haile Selassie I.

Rastafarians believe that Jesus was a direct descendant of King David and was black.

Rastafarians believe that the Ethiopian Solomonic Dynasty is a direct representation of King David.

Rastafarians believe that they are the original Lost Tribes of Israel that were once scattered by Babylon until the appearance of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I
.
Rastafarians believe that God will return them to Zion (Rastafarians refer to Ethiopia as Zion).

Rastafarians believe that Ethiopia is the Promised Land and that it is Heaven on Earth.

The White Man took them away from the Promised Land (Ethiopia/Zion) as slaves to Babylon and a Babylonian system. (Please note that some Rastafarians will say Pink people vs. White people)


Read more: http://jamaicans.com/believe/#ixzz4gbgVVeXt


Film at 11... Think
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 1:29 PM EST
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[quote=DrafterX]Below are some of the main foundational beliefs of Rastafarians. The other articles will provide some of the other beliefs and standards

Rastafarians believe that God is a spirit and that this spirit was manifested in King H.I.M. Emperor Haile Selassie I.

Rastafarians believe that Jesus was a direct descendant of King David and was black.

Rastafarians believe that the Ethiopian Solomonic Dynasty is a direct representation of King David.

Rastafarians believe that they are the original Lost Tribes of Israel that were once scattered by Babylon until the appearance of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I
.
Rastafarians believe that God will return them to Zion (Rastafarians refer to Ethiopia as Zion).

Rastafarians believe that Ethiopia is the Promised Land and that it is Heaven on Earth.

The White Man took them away from the Promised Land (Ethiopia/Zion) as slaves to Babylon and a Babylonian system. (Please note that some Rastafarians will say Pink people vs. White people)


Read more: http://jamaicans.com/believe/#ixzz4gbgVVeXt


Film at 11... Think [/quote

What about the ganja and the dreadlocks mon? Think
tonygraz Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 3:51 PM EST
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Drafter is confused as usual - doesn't know the difference between Pasta and Rasta - how does rasta taste ?
Stinkdyr Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 3:54 PM EST
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https://books.google.com/books?id=LtzdJWWVOSQC&printsec=frontcover&dq=west+with+the+night&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj1jLv3zePTAhUH6IMKHRcHAB4Q6AEIJzAA#v=onepage&q=west%20with%20the%20night&f=false

Gonz
jjanecka Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 5:52 PM EST
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None of that rastafarian chit makes any sense because the majority of Ethiopian Christians are either a derivative of Coptic Catholic or Alexandrian Orthodox (both Egyptian Christian) and have pretty much been that way since the time of Mark the Apostle.
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 5:56 PM EST
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So a Rastafarian is a Pastafarian if he or she eats pasta when the munchies strike?
Buckwheat Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 8:44 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!


True, there is no god Ahura Mazda. Burn all non-believers. horse
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 9:59 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
So a Rastafarian is a Pastafarian if he or she eats pasta when the munchies strike?


Just the first step to conversion.
dstieger Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 9:15 AM EST
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To characterize Pastafarianism as a '4th party', implying politically affiliated, is borderline heretical. We are in NO way politically anything...separation and all that. I have a tortured history of vacillating back and forth between Dudeism and Pastafarianism...but I think that I'm finally settled into a religion I'm most comfortable with. I mean, how can anyone not...when the "Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano...."
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 12:41 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
To characterize Pastafarianism as a '4th party', implying politically affiliated, is borderline heretical. We are in NO way politically anything...separation and all that. I have a tortured history of vacillating back and forth between Dudeism and Pastafarianism...but I think that I'm finally settled into a religion I'm most comfortable with. I mean, how can anyone not...when the "Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano...."


NICE.
Stinkdyr Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 3:21 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
To characterize Pastafarianism as a '4th party', implying politically affiliated, is borderline heretical. We are in NO way politically anything...separation and all that. I have a tortured history of vacillating back and forth between Dudeism and Pastafarianism...but I think that I'm finally settled into a religion I'm most comfortable with. I mean, how can anyone not...when the "Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano...."



....and............wait for it.........................LOTS OF ANGEL HAIR!!

Herfing

(thank you, thank you....I will be here all week)
dstieger Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 3:26 PM EST
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I don't wear my collander in public anymore.....too many nutcase pastaphobes out there....the harassment gets to be unbearable.. ..I blame Trump
SteveS Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 3:40 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I have a tortured history of vacillating back and forth between Dudeism and Pastafarianism


My youngest son is a Dudeist priest ... he's as un-political as they come ...
dstieger Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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SteveS wrote:
My youngest son is a Dudeist priest ... he's as un-political as they come ...




That's awesome! I didn't want to be a priest...I'm too lazy for all that responsibility...I just wanted the robe.... I was adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen
delta1 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 3:49 PM EST
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duuuudes......
SteveS Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 3:56 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
That's awesome! I didn't want to be a priest...I'm too lazy for all that responsibility...I just wanted the robe.... I was adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen

Well, sans the desire for the robe, that was pretty much his story too, but then he was asked to officiate at a wedding and had to take on a modicum of responsibility ...
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, May 10 2017, 6:42 PM EST
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Stinkdyr wrote:
....

(thank you, thank you....I will be here all week)

no, you'll be here Saturday.

bring your "A" material.
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