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RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
How do you get a job like this?
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xibbumbero Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
I wouldn't use hands. X
tarheel4lyf Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
OK...now I need a smoke.
mrschlebotnik Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 09-26-2002
Posts: 3
daaaaaaaaamnn!
jjohnson28 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Take/ seven hundred ninety seven...we workin some overtime!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
first picture is a perfect example of subliminal advertising. for more on this subject, go to the library.
550025 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2001
Posts: 153
Got wood?
Tobasco Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809
I bet he works "Hard" at his job. Hehehe! Mag
cwilhelmi Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2001
Posts: 2,739
I've finally found my ideal job!!
sammydaddy Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
What would the job TITle be?
cayman2b Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-19-2000
Posts: 1,734
What's she doing in the 3rd pic... ?

spittin chew..

Man- she's got some high beams !
E-Chick Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
T.H.O.'s always get your attention...

Rich, was it a very slow day at work? Seems like your mind has been wandering lately, lol!
cwilhelmi Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2001
Posts: 2,739
I can't stop looking at this!! That girl is so damn good lookin!!
eleltea Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
I think my tweeker just twitched.
E-Chick Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Man, 2 tops and you still get nippage...must be DARK brown...nice, but dude, I want her abs!
RDC Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
I want here abs and everything attached north and south of them:-d

Poor Ben Affleck, he has those jabing him in the knees all the time:-)
Guv Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 05-10-2002
Posts: 198
Finally, a job for my cold hands
dstieger Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
^6
I don't know, RICK. The only thing the first one says to me is "I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey."
Goathead50 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-22-2007
Posts: 21,809
I'd hit that taco!!!
pgje51 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013

So when did the picture screeners get so uptight? This would never make it through today.
adampaal Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2008
Posts: 130
Now where was that job on career day???
Charlie Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Wow, nipples on cbid...how did this one ever get through?

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Wow, nipples on cbid...how did this one ever get through?

Charlie
Rooster305630 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2008
Posts: 322
He had to be gay, didnt even try for a squeeze
Slowburning Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2006
Posts: 1,835
Charlie,

Judging from the posting date, I think this was before SteveR's time.
Charlie Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Yeah, he is a prude when it comes to the ladies....

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
I wonder how much a Nipple tweeker is paid in Hollywood these days? What a great job....

Interview for job:

J-Lo "tell me about how many different nipples you have tweeked"

Candidate: "Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, uh, does Boy George count"?


LMAO

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
From the Urban Dictionary....



. Nipple Tweaker

(Noun) A person in the movoe entertainment business whose job it is to make women's nipples erect for movie scenes. When a woman does not want ice touching her and she doesn't want to do it herself. Usually uses methods of stroking, sucking, licking, teasing, etc.


Great job if you can get it....

Charlie
CAoh Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2008
Posts: 87
Turkey's done
daveincincy Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
My boss tells me one day I'll be promoted from mop boy to nipple tweeker someday. So I got that going for me.
wvwa34 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2004
Posts: 9,182
Anyone see her pregnant lately???? Shes freakin HUGE!!! yES HUGE!!!!!!
elp007 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2005
Posts: 4,657
Bloody Spaniard should be as free as Jlo's nips!













FREE BLOODY!
dstieger Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Maybe Sven had the day off
dstieger Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
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