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Woman Posts Pic From Hospital After ‘Deadly D1ldo’ Gets Stuck In ‘Bowel Area’
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bgz Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 3:34 PM EST
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Every girl’s nightmare just came true: A woman got a d1ldo stuck inside of her while it was still vibrating.

Emma Claire Rowlands, the victim of the “deadly d1ldo,” must have had a little too much fun on Saturday morning, when she was having some one-on-one time with herself.

She ended up in the hospital.

What the heck, right? Can’t we ladies partake in this ONE pleasurable act without worrying about what’s going to end up inside of us?

PLEASE?

I can’t even imagine showing up to the emergency room and telling the doctor that my bowel area is vibrating because of an engulfed sex toy.

But it seems like the embarrassment didn’t faze Emma: She actually posted a picture of herself in the emergency room on Facebook. Then, someone posted it on Imgur.

The caption is hilarious. It reads,

Quote:
The case of the deadly d1ldo — when a bit of Saturday morning playtime results in spending the day in Wrexham hospital having a nice pink vibrator surgically removed from your bowel areas… whilst it’s still vibrating. If you can’t on a Saturday when can ya?


Emma, you’re such a good sport for sharing your d1ldo dilemma with the internet. Kudos, girl.

As sh1tty as this situation seems to be, something good actually came out of it. A company called Scandals saw Emma’s post and offered her a free d1ldo to replace the one that got stuck inside of her.

That was nice of them, I guess?


To make matters even more awkward, Emma’s boyfriend, Lee Miller, chimed in. He posted on Facebook about his girlfriend’s sex toy offer.

At least they have a sense of humor, right?

Well, hopefully Emma takes up their offer for a new d1ldo because it looks like she’s going to need it. I would take it easy down there for a while, though.


Posted Drafter Style... news at 11
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 3:37 PM EST
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And I used to get up and watch cartoons on Saturday mornings... kids these days.
rfenst Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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Reads like she likes it up the butt.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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chuckle
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 7:26 PM EST
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55 reads and 2 comments :/

A chick literally had to get a vibrator surgically removed from her ass while it was still vibrating, come on, this sh1t is thread worthy!!!
Krazeehorse Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 7:53 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
55 reads and 2 comments :/

A chick literally had to get a vibrator surgically removed from her ass while it was still vibrating, come on, this sh1t is thread worthy!!!

Not without pics.
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 8:04 PM EST
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She MUSTA HAD A BIG AZZ AND REKTUM...
Blocking a normal proctology entry?

WHY THE SURGERY?

Just go up there with a colonoscopy scope and grab it with the polyop cutter thang....

WHY cut open her NASTY AZZ???

Makes no sense.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 8:23 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Not without pics.


Oh, my bad...

Original (the one I posted):

http://elitedaily.com/news/pic-hospital-deadly-d1ldo/1631775/

Here's another one:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/

Oh, and then there's this.. pretty sure this is what you want to see:

https://goo.gl/bCBcHy
jespear Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 9:03 PM EST
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I hope my wife doesn't see this thread . . . I'll NEVER be able to convince her to try anal. RollEyes
Abrignac Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 9:09 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
I hope my wife doesn't see this thread . . . I'll NEVER be able to convince her to try anal. RollEyes


If she hasn't tried it yet, I doubt she ever will.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
If she hasn't tried it yet, I doubt she ever will.


How are you so sure that he's not asking for her to pitch?
Abrignac Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 9:36 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
How are you so sure that he's not asking for her to pitch?


Now that you put it that way....
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 10:15 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Now that you put it that way....

gerbs is truly like a genius. other than latkes, he is always right.
bgz Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 24 2017, 11:40 PM EST
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I think Gerbil is volunteering. Careful though, I don't know how many stories I've heard about anal play gone wrong with gerbils involved.
qmech Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, May 25 2017, 12:18 AM EST
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bgz I guess that you hang around with a different crowd?
Q
jespear Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, May 25 2017, 7:24 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
How are you so sure that he's not asking for her to pitch?

Hey TG . . . The only thing that goes IN my arse is an occasional PREP H suppository, and my doctor's finger, every couple of years or so.

Abrignac wrote:
Now that you put it that way....
Really, Anthony ? You gonna dis me too ? I'm saddened.

frankj1 wrote:
gerbs is truly like a genius. other than latkes, he is always right.

Not talking Not this time, Rabbi .


You guys are just fuggin' brutal !
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 25 2017, 9:59 AM EST
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qmech wrote:
bgz I guess that you hang around with a different crowd?
Q


I'm glad to hear that your hamster is alive and well sir!

Me... I only hear stories, like on the news and stuff. If you guys perfected your thing, then that's great news, will keep PETA off your back... unless you're into that sort of thing too.
qmech Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 1:24 AM EST
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Speak to the hand I love PETA People Eating Tasty Animals.. The only things I would use a hamster, gerbil ...name your rodent is feeding a reptile...
Q
qmech Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 1:30 AM EST
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Just Sayin'
Q
😯😯😯😯
Stinkdyr Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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I especially like her shameless celebration of her 15 micro-seconds of fame...

Sipping tea
MACS Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 11:03 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Reads like she likes it up the butt.


I wonder if she's into creepy, older, married guys... Think
Abrignac Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 11:16 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I wonder if she's into creepy, older, married guys... Think


Seems like the type to try anything once. See if T-Gerb can find her for you. Only took him a few minutes to find that tractor.
MACS Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 11:19 AM EST
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Ah, yes... ol' Tgerbs... cigarbid's own snopes.
Stinkdyr Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 11:45 AM EST
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http://frank151.com/learn-more-about-what-was-once-acceptable-as-advertisement-in-history/63/

...maybe she was just trying to brush her bung.

Think
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 12:34 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Hey TG . . . The only thing that goes IN my arse is an occasional PREP H suppository, and my doctor's finger, every couple of years or so.




So, you're saying you have practice. Drool
jespear Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
So, you're saying you have practice. Drool


d'oh!
Buckwheat Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 12:57 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
I hope my wife doesn't see this thread . . . I'll NEVER be able to convince her to try anal. RollEyes


And why would you want to convince her to try it? What's wrong with just normal f*(king? fog
Abrignac Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 1:42 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
So, you're saying you have practice. Drool



Yep sounds like training to me.
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 2:20 PM EST
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Try to convince her????

Bunch of sissy looloos here......I tell my broad what she's going to do, and if she's gonna like it or not.
MACS Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 2:50 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Try to convince her????

Bunch of sissy looloos here......I tell my broad what she's going to do, and if she's gonna like it or not.


Then you wake up and cook her breakfast.
Abrignac Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, May 26 2017, 4:44 PM EST
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Why? I mean if there is another receptacle nearby.... Seems awfully close to pitching to a gay guy if you ask me.
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