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"YARD WORK" & two unsuspecting SSG OPERATIVES
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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Think
Gonz
Speak to the hand

SO... I'M texting and talking
( ON MY SSG TAPPED CELL PHONE) ALL morning with my customer whose house I'm currently painting....

He's unsure of his schedule but we decide to meet at noon...
I'm half way there and he cancels...

I decide to go BACK TO MY HUT and do much needed YARD WORK...

LOW AND BEHOLD ....I get there and a non descript dark blue van is outside my HUT with an old white guy and a
HISPANIC EARLY RELEASED FELON ALL JAIL TAT-ED up like...I park in my drive way, fill my winsheild wiper tank from a bottle I get outta my trunk...

Grandpa is sitting there texting and looking PISSED...I see movement way in the back THRU very dark tinted Windows.. The FELON gets out with a yellow tablet...NOW GET THIS:
Not one sign or spec of DRIVEWAY TAR
on his clothes, shoes or his hands.

He walks towards me, I draw my
4" CHIREE Sheffield razor sharp knife
And palm it...
He goes into this bullshiit schpeel
About coating my DRIVEWAY...
He's used this complete story of crap so many times it's pathetic...
Meanwhile , I read what's on his DRIVEWAY tablet...
My *****uing FULL *****ING NAME
and address with other small writing...
Right then he backs off, I say ..no
To a $180 price and the ballsy
Bastid says "ok buddy" and taps me on the shoulder... Walking away...
Old gramps is smiling in the van...

That muther*****er is one lucky
PRICK...I shoulda C.H.E.2.E.

They were there to rifle my HUT while I was supposed to be painting away from my house for about 4 hours...
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted:
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No worries...they'll git r dun....sureveilers are THE most patient dicks in the business
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
No worries...they'll git r dun....sureveilers are THE most patient dicks in the business


OR... and hear me out now... they were just regular felons looking to swindle someone, and not (insert delusional ramblings here).
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted:
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Or maybe it was just Drafter stopping by. You did say he was Mexican right?
dstieger Offline
#5 Posted:
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Interesting, Senior....two different sides of the same coin...is it funner to fan the flames of psychosis...or to question the cognitively maladjusted...???? I generally prefer the former...but I can relate to throwing rationalization up there against the wall and watch Mr. Jones keep wiping it off
gummy jones Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:

...I shoulda C.H.E.2.E.


i think you were onto something here
however, ianal
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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Did you ask them if they'd seen CROS..?? Huh
danmdevries Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
i think you were onto something here
however, ianal


You anal?

gummy jones Offline
#9 Posted:
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You busy this weekend?
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted:
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#2 & #3

Perhaps...on the felons ...part....

But why the ballcapped overseer at the wheel...
Why didn't they stop at the two WORSE driveways two houses away...

Its an 85 % SSG & 15% FELON gypsy scam...

I always keep my cool....

I've had 4 Years of dealing with these morons...

They A.L.W.A.Y.S. blend in and LIE OUT THEIR AZZES
to play the game...get to know "psy-op's" @ street
Level...there's always an excuse and 95% of the time it's always a pair...they're all COWARDS...THEY NEED
BACK UP...

They are professionals THOUGH...( at least the old man was)...I WILL GIVE THEM THAT MUCH...

Today, the wires got crossed ...and they didn't get the heads up that I was coming back...

The FELON was on a long learning curve though...
He never should have let me see the tablet.
tamapatom Offline
#11 Posted:
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Watch out for those meter readers. It is all done remote by computer nowadays so when you see someone walkin up to your meter, don't let him get away without a hurtin'. Ask questions later!
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
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OK
Tamapatom....

I just got MY P.P.&L.
"smart meter upgrade letter" last week....

"It will really help you and save you tons of money"...
Yea...right...can I buy a bridge from you also?
W.T.F.?

They hired a subcontractor to install them...
The name is so bogus & a made-up shell
Company I never ever heard of before...
Headquartered in the CAMANS AND LICHTENSTIEN.

I'm sure the "subcontractor" HAS MAJOR KICKBACK
CONTRACTS WITH THE NSA...

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT IN MY MIND AT ALL...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#13 Posted:
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All your waters are belong to us
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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I heard they can listen to you thru the water pipes now... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#15 Posted:
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Wow...that's cool. I guess someone forgot to knock twice on the pipe
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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that would be gay..... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
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Better check the microwave.
gummy jones Offline
#18 Posted:
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Had some guy in a Scotts shirt knock on my door pretending to be selling me a lawn treatment. Told him he was 3 seconds away from a double tap.
Mr. Jones Offline
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#18 g.u.m.m.y...

LMFAO!!!

You made me almost gag ^^^

That was *****ING hilarious...

I nominate #18 gummys post for the
TOP 20 of the year...
Maybe higher...

Soooo,
What did the lawn guy do?
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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Jonesy, it is possible they were working as a team...but one as a "lead taker" and the guy in the car was the "closer", who would only come out to meet you after you had been "qualified" by the front guy.

I worked in a similar set up years ago, it's not so common anymore, but more likely to still happen in less densely populated areas...just cuz said areas may be considered less sophisticated=more vulnerable to "the story".
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted:
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It is a bit unusual to offer to tar a dirt driveway tho.... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
It is a bit unusual to offer to tar a dirt driveway tho.... Mellow

hmmmm.
gummy jones Offline
#23 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#18 g.u.m.m.y...

LMFAO!!!

You made me almost gag ^^^

That was *****ING hilarious...

I nominate #18 gummys post for the
TOP 20 of the year...
Maybe higher...

Soooo,
What did the lawn guy do?


he didnt want lead poisoning so he skedaddled
tamapatom Offline
#24 Posted:
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Don't trust the mailman either. Your mail may be nano chipped.

Ever notice how on some days you see your regular mailman replaced by an unconvincing imposter? I had one ask me all sorts of questions about the neighboring office space when he tried to deliver a package and no one was there.

Why was he so concerned about when people were there or not? It's a free country isn't it!?!? I routinely sign for their packages when they are not in until this new guy shows up for one day and gives me the third degree.
tamapatom Offline
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The company next door is partly a faith-based initiative involved in public and private work of all kinds...................What could be so interesting about that?
gummy jones Offline
#26 Posted:
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Faith base is a prefect c.o.v.e.r.
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted:
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prolly the Amish Mafia... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#28 Posted:
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Nobody ever suspects the Amish Mafia.
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted:
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I heard the Mormons have one too.... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#30 Posted:
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Mormons have a lawn service?
tamapatom Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
Mormons have a lawn service?

No, no, no...........it's the Amish lawn service spying on the Mormons as they pick up their mail from the Postal mafia's meter reader henchmen while a van full of SSG driveway repairmen drives slowly by taking pictures.
tonygraz Offline
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I'll bet the J Witnesses are involved, probably casing the neighborhood.
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted:
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Only an insider would know that. .. Mellow
tamapatom Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Only an insider would know that. .. Mellow

Only a deep state insider would know that an insider would know that.
DrafterX Offline
#35 Posted:
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Think
tamapatom Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Think

The look of guilt.
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted:
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no way man... Not talking
Mr. Jones Offline
#38 Posted:
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^^^ your all "killin' me" with laughter!!!

Bunch-0-comedians on here....

#20 Frankie

Yo'
Anything is possible,
I always discern that...all the time...

But it was SSG...ALL DAY LONG...
NOW that I'm not priority #1 anymore like
9-2012 to 12-2015...the budget has been cut...
The normal heads up warning coverage is not there anymore...not enough $$$

I'm almost 100% positive These "HOUSE BREAKING AND SCAVENGING
SSG RAT*****S" were there...on time , while I was away working ..to RIFLE THRU ALL MY ****...
I'M GONNA GET A BLACK LIGHT and a few other items to detect what crap they are spraying to check my movement's or anything new brought in or out...

You guys gotta seriously remember, they a professional theives, lock pickers, searchers, all the tricks of the trade, But they look and dress like average Joe grubs...they have carte Blanche authority - warrants...to do ANYTHING, and all the closest neighbors of mine are GETTING CASH PAYMENTS to keep their TRAPS shut and ignore strangers going in and out of my HUT.

My area is totally suburban, not even the country,
People around almost all the time.

And frank, How many JAIL tated felons come to your HUT with your FULL (first middle last ) name on a tablet with your address...
NO *****ING WAY IS THAT COMMON INFORMATION THAT TWO GRUBS IN A VAN CAN EVEN ACCESS let alone "pre-write down" without
Being supplied that into from nefarious sources...
Why the 5-10 minute wait after I got there?while i'm Loading my winshield fluid tank? Why the PISSED off texting by ballcapped SSG SUPERVISOR for 5-10 Minutes?
tamapatom Offline
#39 Posted:
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Can't fool Mr. Jones. It must drive them bonkers. They will be cranking things up to level 4.
gummy jones Offline
#40 Posted:
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is level four equivalent to threat orange or did they change the schematic?
Mr. Jones Offline
#41 Posted:
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^^^

IT'S

L
I
K
E

D.E.F.C.O.N. 4

( not me, Just because FAT BOY KIM JUNG UHL
IS LAUNCHIN' missiles and stuff, and he's PISSED that He didn't get any HOT SWEDISH MODELS apply for his "PLEASURE WOMEN'S" ads he ran last year...
He's down 100 stories "in der' bunker" drinkin
100 year old VSOP REMY MARTIN CONGNAC, several 50 gallon BARRELS OF
PHARM BLOW, AND CUBAN CIGARS out the AZZ...
PLUS 100 Naked 85 pound spinner "pleasue women" at
ALL Times...

I think?

Call Cheyenne Mountain and ask for
Jeff LEHEY, ( my mole)....

HE
KNOWS
A.L.L.
THINGS
"DEFCON"

BWUHAHAHAHAHA....
gummy jones Offline
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the spinners sound intriguing
tamapatom Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
the spinners sound intriguing

Are they still touring? Getting kinda old aren't they?
tamapatom Offline
#44 Posted:
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It's a shame.
Mr. Jones Offline
#45 Posted:
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I'm kinda wondering...

If I still have a HUT to return to?

I left a little "Pressure plate NAIL DEVICE" FOR THE SSG SURVIELLERS as an
"Entry S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E."....😂😤😈
dkeage Offline
#46 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
I'm kinda wondering...

If I still have a HUT to return to?

I left a little "Pressure plate NAIL DEVICE" FOR THE SSG SURVIELLERS as an
"Entry S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E."....😂😤😈

Hope da Girl Scouts don't sell cookies door to door....
Mr. Jones Offline
#47 Posted:
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I don't know of any girl scouts who pick door locks or break and enter...

E.X.C.E.P.T.

The S.P.A.W.N. OF SKANK AND EUNUCH SSG AGENTS...😊

Soooo, what do I care about those little DEMON SPAWN & Future COWARD FELON STALKERS...
They were born into that little "SUBCULTURE OF SOCIOPATHIC MURDERS" and they are groomed from
DAY ONE.... TO BECOME SSG AGENTS...

****'emmmmm
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