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Mad Cows get Revenge...
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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A 70-year old woman hiker in the Austrian Alps was fatally gored when cows charged at her, local media reported.

The victim, who was with a friend, was walking with dogs in pastureland in the Tyrol region when the attack happened, the daily newspaper Tiroler Tageszeitung reported.

While passing an alpine hut, the two women crossed a fenced pasture containing ten suckler cows and eight calves.

At that point, “one or several cows” charged, a police source told the Austria Press Agency (APA), trampling the woman, who later died from her injuries. She has not been named.

Her companion was unharmed.

The incident recalls a similar tragedy in 2014 when a 45-year-old German tourist died after being gored by a cow in another Tyrolean valley.

Following a heated debate on cattle attacks, the woman’s husband and son sought €360,000 ($405,000) compensation from the cow’s owner in a civil case that is ongoing.

The exact circumstances of Wednesday’s incident were not immediately known.

Film at 11... Mellow
Buckwheat Offline
#2 Posted:
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I'm interested on how a cow could gore someone.

Gore
verb (used with object), gored, goring.
1. to pierce with or as if with a horn or tusk.

Sarcasm Beer
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted:
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It's a liberal article, so facts don't matter.
bgz Offline
#4 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
I'm interested on how a cow could gore someone.

Gore
verb (used with object), gored, goring.
1. to pierce with or as if with a horn or tusk.

Sarcasm Beer



It was a trans cow.
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted:
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Wtf is wrong with people. Cattle only know their rancher and his workhands. It takes time to gain the trust of a herd especially if the cattle do not have much exposure to humans. If you cross a fence they will defend their territory. That's why we have tresspassing laws in the US. Getting gored sucks, there's a lot of recovery time from it if you're even able to recover.
TMCTLT Offline
#6 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
I'm interested on how a cow could gore someone.

Gore
verb (used with object), gored, goring.
1. to pierce with or as if with a horn or tusk.

Sarcasm Beer



Ask and you shall receive

https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/breeds-female-cows-horns-8a9655edc3590553
gummy jones Offline
#7 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
It was a trans cow.


bgz is fake news

the truth is that it was a rhino that identified as a cow
TMCTLT Offline
#8 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
bgz is fake news

the truth is that it was a rhino that identified as a cow



Yes....BUT, it is free to go back to being a Rhino when and if it wants......Whistle
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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I heard the Chinese threw her in the cow pen... Mellow
Gene363 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Beer Only here could a death by goring could end up in such a funny exchange. jester
Buckwheat Offline
#11 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
It was a trans cow.


That's some funny chit. jester
MACS Offline
#12 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
bgz is fake news

the truth is that it was a rhino that identified as a cow


Bazinga.
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted:
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Wonder what Al Gore was doing in the Alps?
Gene363 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Wonder what Al Gore was doing in the Alps?


Another Man-Bear-Pig hunting expedition.
TMCTLT Offline
#15 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Wonder what Al Gore was doing in the Alps?



https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=pics+from+the+Deliverance&ei=UTF-8&fr=chrf-yff34

He's got relations livin downare....fog
Speyside Offline
#16 Posted:
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LMAO, thanks Paul!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#17 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Wonder what Al Gore was doing in the Alps?



Prolly 77 in a 55...he's known for that.
tamapatom Offline
#18 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
It was a trans cow.
But it did say suckler cow...............so if a trans cow is one that wants to be a bull, then a suckler cow must be a gay trans cow????........i'm so confused.
Stinkdyr Offline
#19 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
I'm interested on how a cow could gore someone.

Gore
verb (used with object), gored, goring.
1. to pierce with or as if with a horn or tusk.

Sarcasm Beer





It was a ................. horny cow.

Herfing


(sank you, sank you, I be here all zee week)
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
"INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE...."

Mad cow disease....
Whatever happened to that "fake news" scare?

Half of Britain should be WACKY by now...
And Japan BANNED ALL BEEF FROM BRITAIN...

I'D RATHER EAT MADCOW BEEF THAN
PULTONIUM AND STRONIUM 90 tuna from Japan.
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