A young man who lost his eye as a child, and had the eye fitted with a custom made wooden eyeball, was very self conscious and never had much luck with the ladies. He finally decided he had had enough and wanted to meet a woman, so he went to the local dance hall and asked several woman to dance with him and they all turned him down. Finally feeling defeated he notices a woman with a harelip sitting by herself and decides to ask her to dance and if she turned him down he was finished with his efforts. So he asked her to dance, and she got very excited and exclaimed "Would I? Would I?".......The young man was very embarrassed and said "Harelip Harelip!!!!!!!